Mischa Barton understands fashion

April 5th, 2010 // 244 Comments

Here’s Mischa Barton defying the laws of physics with her pastel yellow pants yesterday because somehow her ass is literally four feet long. To put things in perspective, if I saw her legs hanging in a meat locker while Rocky punched them, I’d think I’m having that dream where I’m Burgess Meredith again. True story.

NOTE: I’m 90% positive Mischa Barton’s navel is the secret, doughy entrance to Narnia, so you might not want to stare into it unless you’ve got some time to kill.

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  1. ML

    Though her choice in clothing is something my 2 year old would have picked out, I think she looks very healthy and nice (body wise). She looks so much better than the stick thin girl from before. With all the comments on here, it’s easy to see why so many girls have body image problems. Why is it you’re only considered good looking if you’re a size -2 and very rib can be counted?

  2. Lori

    Just left a site where people were commenting on how thin,Kelly R and Victoria B are and now I see this.C-mon people what is perfect? All these girl’s are pretty just differant shape’s and sizes.No such thing as perfect.

  3. meg

    she really isn’t fat, just bigger than most celebs. but those pants need to be burned. immediately.

  4. J. Jonah Hexas Texas

    Her ass has migrated to halfway down her thighs. Not cool.

  5. Star Gazer

    If this is her worst, then she still looks better than 90% of the women on this earth. Imagine her at her best. Don’t hate because she’s beautiful. You make her more famous.

  6. flossmore

    If this bitch ever sharted…..look out!

  7. Taylor

    I bet moRe then half of u stupid ass ppl don’t look as good at her or have any fashion sense what so ever and probally have more cellulite then you think she does. so she choose the wrong pants for her shape! who cares

  8. Kelly

    Glad to see those pants I gave to Goodwill in 1987 are being put to good use.

  9. Seriously..!

    Poor girl if she was in any other profession she would be considered hot… well not in that condition. Same body, different outfit, & a shower, she’s pretty and on the thin side for the avg. woman. Saw some OC reruns it was clear she was a pear then. Like its also clear she had a stylist back then. bad taste is forever. but hey when 420 is ur friend u gotta decide exercise or get ok with the flab.

    starbucks makes stupid people fat!

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  11. Kiara

    she looks better to me then she use to..at one point she was battling a severe eating disorder and nice to see she is actually taking in real food and not starving herself to that toothpick figure she once had.. with better choices of clothing that actually improve her figure instead of some homely hand me down shit that look like meg ryan would have worn in her day..she should have rethought about her outfit and stopped and looked into a mirror b4 venturing out into public looking like shit with granny panty lines!!

  12. Simon

    that photo is so clearly doctored. she has a very nice posterior in the other shots, perfectly formed

    also she’s in a halloween outfit, as she said clearly in an interview.

    what a bunch of effing BITCHES and TROLLS

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  14. Tobby

    Man this girls need to get fuck the right way. Their boyfriend or ex are of bunch of pussy that dont take care of them no wonder this girls go nuts.

    Just like Lohan the lesbo wanna be.

    Just get a regular dude and dont fuck around them Hollywood punks.

  15. N

    Micha Barton was always ugly, and whats more she can’t act. I hate all those artifical stars, that Hollywood pushes on us. What is she doing in a show business is beyond me.

  16. ems81

    Give the girl a break! Not the best choice of outfit but she’s hardly overweight! At least she’s not a lollypop head – that’s unattractive.

  17. Some one is trying to drum up the same ‘mom jean’ attention that Jessica Simpson had

    But then again, i have no clue who this girl is.

  18. cuteepie78624@yahoo.com

    hey!!!!! let me start by saying there is nothing wrong with seeing her underwear, it doesn’t make her gross, all is it means is hey! she is wearing underwear! that is not the worst thing to learn about somebody. secondly, i am happy that she is comfortable with her body and genetically some people hold weight in their legs and hips. I am sure working out would help her firm up, but there is no need to make fun of her for the way she looks, she is still attractive. Lastly, MEN that find her attractive, please do not post how much you want to fuck her on these images, rather saying “she’s hot” or “she is still good looking” is descriptive enough of your feelings and saying something so vulgar as “i’d fuck her” is despicable of your character, and damaging to women. How do you think they feel when at seven years old they walk outside and men whistle or honk at them for a reaction? it does not turn them on, but instead instills fear and expectations that keep them from being able to genuinely trust or love men in fear that they are just being judged by sex appeal. good day.

  19. OhMyGawd

    I heard she will be on season 10 of The Biggest Loser.

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  22. What happened to her? She was always so well dressed. I understand her figure has changed a bit but she still could look good if she only wanted to.

  23. What happened to her? She was always so well dressed. I understand her figure has changed a bit but she still could look good if she only wanted to.

  24. She is a joke, a has-been, a fraud, a horrible mother, etc. WHY she even still shows her ugly face in public is beyond me. She has no idea the people are laughing at her and not with her

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    Sent him away, they seem to know what to say to cover up the emotional parting. Car came, he took one look, said: “Too many people wait for the next one right.”

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  26. Missy

    She looks fine… She’s just in a horrible outfit that doesn’t flatter her at all.

  27. She is a joke, a has-been, a fraud, a horrible mother, etc. WHY she even still shows her ugly face in public is beyond me. She has no idea the people are laughing at her and not with her

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  29. Angie

    She’s shaped like a woman. I love it! She’s gorgeous – and has the biggest prettiest eyes. Shake whatchya mama gave ya Mischa!

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  32. SahSah

    I actually think she looks healthy now, not anorexic-thin like before. I am a pear-shape as well.

    I think because she was so super thin before, she doesn’t really know how to dress her new body. Those pants are horrid & unflattering in every way. Actually the whole get-up is pretty bad. You can be ANY shape and dress hot, she just hasn’t found that quite yet…

  33. Marianna

    Her body is not terrible. Honestly, she looks fine. Cellulite is genetic, it does not mean you are out of shape, and the only reason we don’t see it on magazine covers is because it’s airbrushed out.

    Blogs like this bullshit are the reason my baby sister had anorexia for three and a half years and nearly died.

  34. Lisa

    She would look great in something else, she’s not not not fat, she’s just pear shaped and there’s not that much she can do about it. Stop being cunts about it and grow up. Women have cellulite. I bet all the bitches on here being like “ew gross she’s not photoshopped in this picture” have loads of it.

  35. Antonia

    This sad. But whoever said she is the perfect candidate for liposuction is spot on. The rest of her body is nice and thin and she carries all her weight in her saddlebags. If she lost enough body fat to get her thighs looking good, the rest of her would be emaciated. It’s not like you can spot-burn fat. Liposuction all the way!!

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