Mischa Barton understands fashion

April 5th, 2010 // 244 Comments

Here’s Mischa Barton defying the laws of physics with her pastel yellow pants yesterday because somehow her ass is literally four feet long. To put things in perspective, if I saw her legs hanging in a meat locker while Rocky punched them, I’d think I’m having that dream where I’m Burgess Meredith again. True story.

NOTE: I’m 90% positive Mischa Barton’s navel is the secret, doughy entrance to Narnia, so you might not want to stare into it unless you’ve got some time to kill.

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  1. Cindy

    haha she drives a Nissan.

  2. Giorgio!

    OK she dresses like shit, her body is not proportional and it seems she has more fat in her legs than anywhere else. She has no boobs and her ass looks like a big pancake. Her hair is greasy and she might be balding, and her face them she makes Courtney Love look like a teenager. Damn what happened to this girl when did she turn into road kill.

  3. poopoppp

    AHAHAHA SHES SO BALD

  4. Evil

    I actually like saddlebags. It’s oddly sexy.

  5. lourdes

    look at pics 15 and 16 her hands are like 18000 times smaller than her ass

  6. gen

    @90

    Hey, aren’t you the gay porn guy? If so, then poor Mischa…

    This makes me wonder if Blake Lively will look like this a couple years after they cancel Gossip Girl because isn’t it basically the exact same thing? Leighton Meester will go on to date a probably-gay b-list actor and Blake will get fat. How sad…

  7. Ricky Ricardo

    106… please let’s not talk about Blake Lively like that… you are hurting feelings.

    If Mischa Barton ends up killing herself, it will be the gossip sites like this one who will be to blame. Lohan craves the attention and puts herself in the public eye; so if she kills herself, I am less sympathetic… but this girl gets ridiculed for walking down the street.

  8. martian1234

    Shes f-ing HOT!!!
    Id like to f that

  9. John

    Like a condom full of walnuts

  10. Jen DC

    Listen, teen-aged skinny girls: Eventually your metabolism will slow down and this is how you’ll look. If she’d ever exercised a day in her life, this wouldn’t be happening to her now. For the love of God and all that is holy, go for a freakin’ jog! Do some lunges! And slap the HELL outta whoever told you you looked good in these pants.

  11. She needs to be wearing clothes that flatter her figure and not make her look odd!!!!

  12. Beeotch

    Speechless……

  13. Can we submit her for a make over on What Not to Wear?

    What an unfortunate sausage-esque body shape. I’m no Miranda Kerr myself but I also don’t wear pants the same texture, size, and color of my skin.

    For the first day in years, my ass suddenly looks so good even I wanna fuck it.

  14. Rocker

    Whoa….big VPL!

  15. Jon

    So much junk in the trunk, it’s spilling out onto the road and leaving a trail!

  16. tomtom

    ooook so i absolutely hate the outfit and its soo unflattering, but she has clearly put on weight in all the RIGHT PLACES, and by that i mean her derriere looks great…she use to look anorexic and unheathy…. and all you haters can SHUT UP because no-ones perfect….YES, celebrities have cellulite too!!!

  17. tomtom

    ooook so i absolutely hate the outfit and its soo unflattering, but she has clearly put on weight in all the RIGHT PLACES, and by that i mean her derriere looks great…she use to look anorexic and unheathy…. and all you haters can SHUT UP because no-ones perfect….YES, celebrities have cellulite too!!!

  18. Jon

    I find it funny when people here use a guy name and then post words like “unflattering” and “honey”. Clearly a female.

  19. A REAL MAN

    OK Here’s the real deal: Only women, gays, and chronic masterbaters care about her saddlebags. The average male would bang the hell out of her. Bedroom skills count for a hell of a lot, and I’d never doubt the skills of a woman who can can roll a doobie with the best of them. At the very least, she is 100 times hotter than the roadkill Tiger Woods and Jesse James went for.

  20. Dread not

    This chick has Kirstie Alley written all over her. Course, Kirstie had an ACTUAL acting career at one time, but Mischa will be pushing maximum density in the not too distant future, same as Kirstie. The munchies are a bitch!

  21. I cant remember why people hate this person when she is on drugs, and totally hate her when she is off them.

  22. sammy baby

    i bet more than half the asswipes commenting on how bad she looks don’t look half as good as she does on her worst days. superficial jerks. newsflash- the number on the scale is not equal to your worth as a human being. do you feel better about yourself when you put down others?

  23. Toad under a Rock

    I must really live under a log because I thought the 70′s were over forty years ago.

  24. no wonder why no one wants to hire her as an actress anymore. she can only play fat girl roles now l

    i’d fuck her! i’d even fuck her big filthy fat ass!

  25. The Bisexual

    That girl is NOT attractive. I don’t get why people keep saying she’s hot…her hair is all greasy and matted, her physique is awkward and she looks like she just crawled out of a dumpster. Why do we even care what tthis chick does anymore?

  26. Sarah Jonsheiswitz

    this is why I am not trying to recover from bulimia.

  27. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Whoa!

    *
    For a moment there when first seeing the large main page photo I thought, “oh boy. Another post on that ubder country-ghetto failure Crapney Spears. I mean, looks like her in that photo.

    *
    As for this ugly Barton chick. Just what is she known for anyway. Please don’t say people have to watch her mutt face on a huge silver screen!

    *

  28. Mama Pinkus

    Mischa dahling, you’re in dire danger of a yeast infection – that thing is screaming for some air

  29. If the pants had fit properly instead of being too tight, they might have worked. She’s not fat, though. It’s just a bad fit.

  30. alisa

    i think she looks cute! yes it brings attention to her saddlebags…but at least her fat doesn’t go to her tummy…

  31. She was pretty hot on the OC tv show, it even got cancelled when she didn’t want to renew her contract…

  32. Jennyjenjen

    She’s not well, her unwashed hair.. that outfit.. Someone needs to help this poor girl..

  33. BeeTee

    Yes sir..What do you have to offer for this fine young lady? I sir offer a fine brick of the most delicious Velveeta and a copy of her finest moments in OC…Does that sound like a deal? Take cheese and run biatch shes yours…

  34. Lola Wasp

    I like the pants, anyone know where they are from?

  35. she looks damn sexy with some curve action, straight up. better than when she was pencil thin. yall are haters or fags if that doesnt turn you on

  36. jenny

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  37. robin

    Unflattering pic, to say the least… cellulite its REALLY hard to rid – even with exercise or lipo. Has anyone seen her mom? I’d bet ya – there’s no hope for her and mom’s got a saggin’ butt like none other

  38. asdf

    oh man. that’s so smart

    she’s broke, and she buys starbucks beverages.

  39. notthelimejuice

    I’m still trying to figure out how the hell she got them fugly damn pants on…

  40. Rhialto

    Do we see here a sinking ship? Or is it just a mermaid with obesity trying her first steps on the mainland?

  41. Nero

    I don’t see an cameltoe!? Is it that why she’s jobless at the moment!?

  42. obz

    baglady

  43. Darth

    The arms need to be slightly longer for grabbing those love handles.

  44. captain america

    but the word of “SLIM” is the same as chinese to her…………….

  45. Sir-Mix-Alot?!

    Okay for all you people that complained about Coco & Kim Kardashian’s ass this wreck of a pancake flat ass is all for you! No ass + shitty diet/ little exercise = PIC #6! Her ass looks like a 45 year old school librarian’s ass, my gawd tighten it up, round it out, and you can have a career again Mischa.

  46. I think Mischa wants a role in “Precious 2 – Electric Boogaloo”. Minimal muffin top, though.

    @ 6 – X D

    @ 38 Sabalon – “Wow…is she on the Kirstey Alley diet or something?”

    She’s bloated with engrams. She needs an audit.
    ________________________

    @ 76 Jack – “Seriously, I LOVE the visible panty line. LOVE LOVE LOVE the VPL.”

    Ah, you beat me Tom Servo. @ 114 too.
    ________________________

    @ 102 Giorgio! – “OK she dresses like shit, her body is not proportional and it seems she has more fat in her legs than anywhere else. She has no boobs and her ass looks like a big pancake. Her hair is greasy and she might be balding, and her face them she makes Courtney Love look like a teenager. Damn what happened to this girl when did she turn into road kill.”

    I MUST HAVE HER NOW

    _______________________

    @ 121 Pavementaled – “I cant remember why people hate this person when she is on drugs, and totally hate her when she is off them.”

    Lately, I HAVE been weighing the benefits that drug abuse offers her…

  47. oh my gard ,shut

  48. @ 118 – “unflattering”
    It’s constructive. Not saying she’s ugly, she just needs adjustments to release the full potential of her Inner Mischa.

    @ 125 – “I don’t get why people keep saying she’s hot…her hair is all greasy and matted…”

    @ 132 “She’s not well, her unwashed hair.. that outfit.. Someone needs to help this poor girl..”

    Actually I want to fuck the color back into her hair.

    If she wants caffeine she might try one of those “5 hour energy” things (That’s not meth) instead of Starbucks.

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