Here’s Mischa Barton defying the laws of physics with her pastel yellow pants yesterday because somehow her ass is literally four feet long. To put things in perspective, if I saw her legs hanging in a meat locker while Rocky punched them, I’d think I’m having that dream where I’m Burgess Meredith again. True story.
NOTE: I’m 90% positive Mischa Barton’s navel is the secret, doughy entrance to Narnia, so you might not want to stare into it unless you’ve got some time to kill.
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bar room hero | April 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
anorexislag…
Wiser | March 4, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Idiots. Yes, absorb that marketing propoganda that makes you think this girl is fat.. Yes, better to be an anorexic getting ready to have a heart attack because your heart is starved. Yes … women should have bodies like boys void of estrogen. She will not die early from having a body like this. I can’t say the same for alcohol or drugs. However, no one seems near as concerned about drugs or alcohol as much just as long as you look “good”.
michelle | April 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
i cant even….
first | April 5, 2010 at 1:40 pm
sexy
PunkA | April 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I have not seen that much cottage cheese under wraps since I visited a freaking dairy as a kid. Oh mean, wow! Her body shape is just so ugly. How was she ever considered hot again? Looks like complete trailer trash.
Sway | April 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Not a great look…..
papahotnuts | April 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I think her jeans have stretch marks.
Jon O | April 5, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Narnia is appropriate because this bitch has the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe down fucking pat.
Ashwii | April 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Is this The Superficial or http://www.peopleofwalmart.com?
What the hell happened to her!?
Candy Apple | April 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Oh my. She’s not taking care of herself at all. And she’s probably having serious mental issues to not realize how bad this looks. It’s like crazy Britney all over again. Oh honey, get off the booze and drugs, eat some veggies, and make friends with a therapist and stairmaster.
chupacabra | April 5, 2010 at 1:48 pm
I am by no means perfect, but jesus christ, how did she get to be so…. assey? So, Saddle-bag assy?
And for christsake, what the fuck was she thinking putting THAT particular outfit on.
Did she raid my grandma’s closet because those shoes are circa Merle Norman 1988…
Clean Kantine | April 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm
She was pretty hot on the OC tv show, it even got cancelled when she didn’t want to renew her contract. Her downfall was pretty quick, unlike Lohan.
Jen | April 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm
WTF?
DogBoy | April 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Just a TV personality who morphed into a real human female when the bright lights dimmed.
If you did run into her at WalMart, most people would think she was hot,
and looking for action in those “tight” pants.
Peter Griffin says... | April 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
And to think she accused the paps of altering the photos that showed her flabby, cellulite-loaded thighs. Puhleeze!
Randal | April 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Despite the poor matching of her outfit, Mischa is a very well rounded individual who does have a lot of talent. What’s great about these pictures is that Mischa is comfortable with her own career that she doesn’t need to look all dolled up all the time when a camera is around.
Randal
Mr. Nice Guy | April 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I know Women will hate the way she looks, but there is something very SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY about this look that makes me want her.
pimp | April 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm
i’d eat it and fuck it…
JJ Daddy-O | April 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
That could be the least flattering garment, ever….
Crusty | April 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Two words: gym membership.
jewishustla | April 5, 2010 at 1:58 pm
pants are horrible but she is still hot
Dick Tree | April 5, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Saddlebags.
HackSaw | April 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I’d hit it.
terry | April 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm
I’d hit it because she is Mischa Barton. However she better get to the gym and firm up.
Carl Baggodoccio | April 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Kill it with fire!!!!!!!
yeshua | April 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
In picture #15 does she have a babyhand?
masmi | April 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm
This is so weird. WTF
ashleyrose | April 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm
LOL people of Walmart!
abby | April 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm
she must have really lost it
Sardonic | April 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm
This is actually Kirstie Alley after she jumped into the Hot Tub Time Machine.
JimmyCrackedCorn | April 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm
My eyes! My eyes! Make the burning stop!
Brutus | April 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
She’s got hips and an ass. I approve.
PooPooCachoo | April 5, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Holy Shit! Drugs are better for you!!!
Lovely | April 5, 2010 at 2:20 pm
What in the hell happened to her!?
rose | April 5, 2010 at 2:21 pm
okay, while i agree that this outfit doesn’t do her any favors, i think that the general public is too hard on celebrities in general. why do they have to be perfect just because they’re in movies? they’re people too, believe it or not.
Nasty FAT Thighs | April 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
DAMN! This chick has actual saddlebags for thighs; she’s the perfect candidate for liposuction. Absolutely disgusting…
Drundel | April 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Wow, look at her flabby thighs. WTF happened to her?!?!?!?
Richport's Ghost | April 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
Sabalon | April 5, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Wow…is she on the Kirstey Alley diet or something?
Deacon Jones | April 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Huh.
I have to admit, I’m strangely turned on by these pics…
Maybe because she’s a total mess. There’s something about women that are total messes giving up the balloon knot..(strokes chin) hmmm, deep….
Sport | April 5, 2010 at 2:34 pm
But a fucking MIRROR, honey.
xylus | April 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Wasn’t she considered fashion savvy at some point? Seems more fashion saddly now….
Alex | April 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I would destroy that.
Um | April 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Maybe she’s doing that, “Fall really far into the pit if fat/crazy so your comeback is even more awesome” trick that Britney did.
ano nomous | April 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
even her jeans have cellulite.
European | April 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Showing panties to the whole world … Americans still haven’t heard for thongs?
duh | August 17, 2010 at 5:43 pm
wasn’t MB actually european?
pet peeve | April 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I’m guessing her acting career has gone down the tubes, so she’s fishing for a Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem endorsement.
Peter Griffin says... | April 5, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Between this fat freak show and flabby-ass Shitney Spears, the Starbucks PR machine is working harder than Tiger Woods’ !!
“We have to show there is no correlation between drinking our Venti iced caramel machiattos and becoming a fatass before the age of 30! Anyone??? Hello??”
eatme | April 5, 2010 at 2:46 pm
notice how all these formerly hot starlets all have starbucks venti frappucinos? maybe the meth addiction wasn’t as bad as her frappucino addiction.
Savalas | April 5, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Holy saddlebags, Fatman!
JanexDoe | April 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Where the fuck did THIS girl go:
http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/09/23/mischa-barton-cosmopolitan.jpg