She must, she must, she must increase her bust.
No, she doesn’t have to and she actually looks better in these photos. Not that she cares what we think. Oh yeah, she does.
Keep rubbing on that ointment honey.
Whoever that guy is has Really skinny knees.
It’s kinda freaking me out actually.
… and woman hands… and Really long hair. waiiit a second!
Not a big fan of hers, but she’s looking good here…Nice position on the hug too…SQUEEZE DAT AZZ!
Naw, Look at the grease on her afterwards. It was obviously ‘Crisco’ Adler. (The Greeks are all like that apparently)
What is “Cisco lotion?” Is that what they grease routers with to speed network packets?
I’d prefer Sisqo grease… she’s got dumps like a truck, truck…
Hara- you’re right. Those knees can’t be the knees of a man. It looks like Cisco traded legs with a chicken and the chicken got fucked in the deal.
I had to imdb “Mischa Barton” to figure out who she was. Then I realized I don’t really care. Then I felt pathetic.
Whatever happened while these pictures were being taken seemed to bore and annoy her. We now know being young, thin, rich and pretty is no way to live. Old, fat, poor and ugly is the way to be!
Rocknrope don’t feel pathetic. I only know who she is through The Superficial, Go Fug Yourself and Star Magazine. She and a bunch of these other starlets suck! They are so boring and cookie cutter. I don’t bother anymore.
Rachel Bilson looks about 100x better than Mischa. I’d coat Rachel like a glazed donut… oh wait, someone already used that yesterday… damn it!
If you look at the sequencemore closely you can clearly see what happened. Mischa and young Cisco were frollicking in the woods when suddenly a deer tick attached itself to her chest. Thinking quickly, Cisco grabbed her and bit the vermin off her chest. Mischa is seen applying a anti-Lime disease salve in the second photo.
Cisco Lotion! lol. Mischa barton is gross. She looks like a guy I went to highschool with, only he’s prettier.
“Naw, Look at the grease on her afterwards. It was obviously ‘Crisco’ Adler. (The Greeks are all like that apparently)” (6)
Excuse me? Greeks are like that apparently?!
My whole family is Greek…apparently none of us are like that.
First, my nana makes doilys like that, but she’s not hip enough to sew straps on them like mischa is.
Second, mischa looks like a mid-priced hooker nervously giving herself a breast exam.
Have Mischa and Cisco swapped hair?
Cisco Adler is Greek?? What’s his real name, Costa Adleropoulos?
15 Oh come on Diva – next you’re gonna say your weddings aren’t ‘big’ and ‘fat’ ( and if you believe any of these comments – you gotta get out more grrl !! )
GREEKDIVA — denial will get you nowhere fast.
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