Mischa Barton smokes some marijuana

So THAT explains the way she dresses.

I’m not exactly surprised. I met her sister Hania through an obnoxiously wealthy former friend. We went to her house (first thing that made me jealous) and smoked some of her awesome weed with her (second thing that made me jealous). I also found out through my obnoxious and loud-mouthed friend that Hania and Mischa are recovering coke heads, though I wouldn’t call them “sober”.

There’s no such thing as a recovering cokehead they are a myth, like a straight interior designer, or a Jake Gyllenhaal that doesn’t enjoy the cock.

Ok, now here’s the ugly? truth, and I’m just gonna say it and come clean. You will see this ONLY once in the history of my posting so love it or hate it… Somewhere in all of us, some little-wittle part inside of us, we want to BE that picture. “THAT” celebrity, being talked about, so we settle for taking 10 min. of your day to sign up on The Superficial, so you can chat chat along side of their drama. Makes us feel a little closer to the action. But makes our own personal drama seem soooo booooring I know, I know…

Here’s the thing…. I just want to say if you are doing weed in your car. And yes, people do, more so than the statistics will tell ya btw, but if you do weed in your car, I hope it is some damn good bud. Because that picture looks like she is enjoying it. Don’t you agree? Considering she’s out in CA, I’m sure she’s got some killer bud.

And for all the Holier-than-though-Saints out there worried about their life, getting in a car accident with a weed head celebrity, you know there are more regular folks on the roads who drink alcohol than smoke weed in their cars?? So not to worry my friend, you have more of a chance to getting struck down dead by a non-celebrity drunk than a weed head celebrity. So… worry your pretty little head no more… I hope this factoied helped.

#95, asheville is disgusting. it’s full of trustafarians and really butchy lesbians. my college was pretty much a bunch of freaks lumped together because they didn’t belong anywhere else, with the exception of a small number of decent people. and the people in that city that aren’t the so-called “trustafarians” are just pure mountain white trash from the surrounding communities.

Man, that takes me back. Smoked me some excellent Thai weed back in the day, let me tell ya.

What a powdered sugar gum drop dummy dumb head!

#107 are you stoned??

Looks like #104 goes all lez for stinky trustafarians.

Honey, nobody wants to be Mischa Barton, not even mischa barton.

#109, you again… let’s keep it to Mischa, ok? I thought I got rid of you in the last post… your baaaaaaack. Anyways… if Mischa wants to smoke weed in her car, what-ev-er, I agree you need to take something if you are gonna hang out with that loser. The guy she’s with, now you were talkin about hygiene and France?? Ummmm sweety, looks like this one needs a few baths and a couple of shaves. Who is that?? Is he playing a homeless person, they practicing a movie script or something? Seriously.

I’m not going anywhere I’m a regular here and getting “rid” of me is beyond your abilities.

However, keeping it to Mischa, agreed, this dude looks like a grade A hipster loser.

nobody cares if mischa smokes pot.

update with something interesting, superficial.com

This IS pretty lame to leave with on Oscar weekend.
((#110 I’ll vouch for Barbaro – he’s been here before.)
Did these Fish people just give up or what ? They’re going out with a whimper…

(Of course everyone associates “Mischa Barton” with the Oscars – so maybe there’s a sublime connection)

(The worst thing about HD TV is you get to see everybody’s yellow teeth.)

(Oops I guess Barbaro (SP) was the horse. Sorry. Not good with names. This guy’s still a bit of a mystery – but I’m sure the comments are fine)

84. … and prison cigarettes always remind me of prison sex. And prison sex reminds me of my 325 pound Samoan cell mate named Nate, … Good times.

95., 105. Asheville can be an interesting place, and the mountains and nearby rivers are absolutely beautiful. I visit often.

That said, I wouldn’t live there. meradee pretty much nailed the population, except for the growing uber-rich mcmansion-building segment. And yes, I have seen bumper stickers that claim, “Asheville, 10,000 Lesbians Can’t Be Wrong!”

Wow, a big D-MINUS to the Fish for leaving us with this crap for the weekend.

Oh, and for anybody who missed Cisco, here ya go:

I’m so bored I had to go get a link for that. Micha is 21…she looks like she’s 40 or something!

I thought Cisco was like 35, and he’s 28.

Fucking people. I still didn’t know who these assholes are until I had to dig up that link.

Oh, fuck…against my beter judgement…here’s the link:

“Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton are still together, according to his rep-”

This nobody has a “rep?”

“Barton’s rep was not immediately available for comment.”

She has a “rep?”

Yeah, she has a rep.

She has a rep, because while you’re busy working at a job, she’s doing THIS.

“Oh, I know it doesn’t matter, but can we get a comment about your asshole boyfriend’s nude pic?”

“Um, yeah. Uh…you’re from E-something? Here’s this number. I gotta go.”

“Hello? Yes, I’m E-tainment weekly, and we just wanted to know if Misha could comment on-”

“Uh, yes. It’s…it’s been a very controversial time for Misha. Misha needs some time. You understand, of course. Misha is busy, and I’m sure Misha has a very good reason for…for…ahhhh…for whatever it is she’d doing. She has to review new projects, which is very, as you can imagine, very taxing, and ummm…Misha needs time for Misha. I’ll do what I can to contact Misha as the next opportunity arises. She will be issuing a statement, and it will be soon…it will be soon. Ahhhh….ummm….Misha….uhhh……”

Fucking people! One movie or TV show, and it’s like winning the fucking lottery. And, yes, celebs don’t get in trouble, for the most part. You gotta be screaming at cops like Mel or driving the wrong way on a highway like Nicole to get yourself in any shit.

Smoke your weed, you fucking rich hippie.

21 years old. Never have to work again. 21-for fuck’s sake!

A rep! That fool has a representative!

Dammit!

And, Mr. Ugly Package’s dad produced and directed Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke, so, failing those connections, asshole would be pumping gas for a living. When you click his band’s dotcom, it takes you to his myspace:

I wanna get paid for this post.

Guy looks like the dude who married the girl from Friends

Fuck is this lame.

Jeez…

Okay…it was the links. I took out the links and it worked.

Damn technology.

Hudson didn’t thank American Idol. Of course ‘Simon’ told her she was in over her head…
Simon and O’Reilly – Just give’em a clean Tee-shirt and wait for the spew… but reality may ake a holiday)

Vanna :Shhhh… My advice is a ‘T’
Binky : Fine – I’m willing to go with that.

I think the Spaghetti Western music guy might have forgot Chef Boy-R-D – but nobody else.
And Clint’s Italian obviously rocks.

( Sid and Rich troll – I think we may have to carry this discourse – to further civilization – and kill a bit of time)

Sid – I fell asleep half way through your last post.
Try and work in some more: T&A, communism, Ebert relativism, Carroll Quigley, Citco etc.
(Dreamgirls = gayer than Idol…not that I’ve seen the show….but it’s probably ok 4 chics)

Hummm….If Mellisa thanks her 4 kids – where did my gonads go wrong ?
(The odds say I should have like 40 kids here to cut the lawn)

IE. Kreskin says I should have relationships !
(the perv)

Binky: It’s all about the banksters, baby.

Did I mention cake already?

Yeah, I did.

Y’know what would be more fun, sexier, and more interesting than THIS?

A story about Thora Birch doing nothing.

Imagine this, for a Fish story:

Thora Birch buys groceries, goes home

If you’ve ever wondered what Thora Birch looks like shopping for fruit and floor polish, this is it. Unfortunately, everything she picked up was no bigger than your fist, so there’s no juxtaposition between big melons in her hands and the ones on her chest.

A few more of Thora putting things away in her shitty little Toyota Echo after the jump.
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Beats anything with these losers in it.

Am I right?

Damn straight I am.

ANS didn’t make the Academy dead roll… ?!
How could they forget Naked Gun (whatevernumber) ?!
She’s dominated the news for weeks. Wait a sec.
Have we been misinformed ?

Awesome. This just raised my opinion of her big time :)

#127 Sid, Thora Birch just called. She’s gay. And no, you can’t watch.

Sexybitch, thou art a cruel mistress.

#117 – WHEW! I thought something happened to you. I heard that some idiot doused his throat in steak sauce andf started insulting the mother of uncaged jaguars, pretending to be them and calling them all extra gay. We know how homophobic large cats can be. I’m just glad you’re still around. Some of us were beginning to forgot what it felt like to literally smell shit just by reading shit.

RichPort, i will agree that asheville is a nice place to visit, but once you’ve lived there, it’s not exactly somewhere you want to return to. =( my boyfriend lives there and that’s still not enough to make me want to go back.

#133 – I didn’t comment on Asheville, though I would never visit any place that sounds like Assville, unless it was filled with Latina calendar girls and novella stars in tenuously attached micro-thongs. That was Fake Richport. You may want to direct your comments to him. Many thanks.

134. She did ;^)

my bad, real richport…i wasn’t really able to tell the difference =/

Smoking pot while driving is always smart. Wow.. Is all of Cali that stupid? I already knew L.A. was a crap hole but seriously.

actually it’s probably medical marijuana…..she really needs the munchies!

im glad you shared that with us one month later

She might be addicted to that but really she looks hotty when she throws smoke from her lips.