Mischa Barton was picked up for DUI and narcotic possession early yesterday morning. Officers pulled Mischa over when her car straddled two lanes and she failed to use a turn signal. A source for the West Hollywood police provided TMZ with the details of her arrest and what Mischa had on her:
Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle.
That’s why I keep my prescription drugs in a clearly labeled bottle that reads “Fuck You Up Pillz.” I use the “z” instead of an “s” because I’m wack. And also because I took a handful of them while swimming in an above-ground pool full of bourbon. Or at least I was until my neighbor came home and started asking why I filled his pool with booze. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jesus told me to.” But yet he said “Jesus thinks I should hit you with a shovel.” Which he did. God, what a hypocrite.
Dang | December 28, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Dang!
RichPort | December 28, 2007 at 1:01 pm
This is one ugly bitch.
deez nuts on your chin | December 28, 2007 at 1:05 pm
she’s always been a pothead so this isn’t really new. i’m shocked that she still has a career. she looks like trailer trash
me again | December 28, 2007 at 1:06 pm
OLD STUFF!!!
GET REAL FISHEGGS!
GET SOME NEW NEWS!
WAKE UP EARLIER OR GET A REAL JOB!!!!
FRIST!!! | December 28, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Typical Tuesday evening for me..minus the cops. I’m stealthy..
bigSTEAMYone | December 28, 2007 at 1:12 pm
just another skank
me | December 28, 2007 at 1:12 pm
that sucks
Conscience Found | December 28, 2007 at 1:17 pm
WAY TO GO FOOLS! EVERYONE HERE IS SO REDICULOUS. ESPECIALLY FRIST AND HER EVIL WAYS OF DRUG INDUCED BEHAVIOUR. GET REAL. KARMA WILL SHOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
Annabel | December 28, 2007 at 1:18 pm
If this is what she really looks like, her make-up artist must be a genius.
Petite | December 28, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Yeah, FRIST, typical day for me, too
EXCEPT I DON’T GET CAUGHT!
Good Lord~ get yer ass home by midnight!
NOTHING good happens after midnight, momma always said!
Conscience Found… lost cause.
burgernoodle | December 28, 2007 at 1:22 pm
a little pot, some xanax, and booze? sounds like a “fun cocktail” to me. way to go misha!!
veggi | December 28, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I’m goin to FRISTS tuesday!!
tits come in all shapes | December 28, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Man, she is so lame. Doesn’t she know that getting arrested for this type of shit is SOOOOOO early 2007? duh? way to be the unpopular one AGAIN, misch!
Twinkie | December 28, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I don’t think it’s possible to look more like Natasha Lyonne without actually being Natasha Lyonne.
Cate | December 28, 2007 at 1:44 pm
hahahahahahaaahahahaa.
Useless pothead.
MMB | December 28, 2007 at 1:46 pm
and here i was with my fingers crossed, hoping the “unspecified illegal drugs” she was found with were of the cocaine variety…shoulda known better, this is stupid Michsa Barton we’re talking about…Marissa Cooper woulda had coke!
FRIST!!! | December 28, 2007 at 1:51 pm
#8, like I’m going to listen to someone spells “ridiculous” with an E..
Sheva | December 28, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Where’s her skanky dude friend now? Oh yeah, he doesn’t have any dough so can’t bail her out. He did however go to the jail to claim the weed was his and should be rightfully returned to the Cisco kid.
BTW, does anyone know if Hillary has been told how many children Benezir Bhutto had? In her “12 years knowing her” apparently Shrillary didn’t learn how to count to three.
Power hungy biyatch trying to leverage off another woman being murdered.
What a Clintoon.
minniememe | December 28, 2007 at 2:07 pm
she looks the exactly as she did when she was underneath that bed in the Sixth Sense. maybe if she’ll puke she’ll feel better
Auntie Kryst | December 28, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Call me crazy, but she looks kinda hot in that mugshot. I’d like to volunteer for a conjugal visit. It looks like she’s thinking “yeah I blew a .12, fuck you!” I gotta like that.
FRIST!!! | December 28, 2007 at 2:13 pm
#20. I actually agree. That is rough and sexy. Mine was horrifying. Actually I never got to see it, I can only assume. Of course I blew a .24, so I win..
Mal Reynolds | December 28, 2007 at 2:17 pm
If she shows Cisco Adler’s Balls picture at her trial she will be let off for being crazy
Mal Reynolds | December 28, 2007 at 2:23 pm
And for those of you n00bs that don’t know which pic I’m talking about:
http://thesuperficial.com/imagen.php?path=/2007/02/cisco-adler-nude-balls.jpg
But only view it if you hate your eyes.
PooPooChachoo | December 28, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Her pic looks like lohans!!!
PooPooChachoo | December 28, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Her pic looks like lohans!!!
shallow val | December 28, 2007 at 2:41 pm
17 – Hey Frist, whatcha wanna bet that Conscience Found is Anexio/ KraziKelly/ etc?
FRIST!!! | December 28, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Val, could be, or just one of the regulars on here screaming out for attention..
Grace | December 28, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I love that her face in her mug shot is a big “fuck you, pigs” look. She does that evil villainess look well. I don’t know why she doesn’t get good acting work.
D. Richards (Ice-Skater.) | December 28, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I wish the story would have read as follows: Cops were called to the scene-of a crash early Thursday morning. Mischa Barton was found slumped in the passenger seat of her 2004 Chevy Cavalier (perfect drug trash car). Ms. Barton was rushed to Cedar-Sanai where she was pronounced dead on arrival.
Witnesses said they saw Mischa screaming incoherently at a redlight, at no one it seems. A woman said she heard Mischa asking the radio, ‘why’. Ms. Barton sped off, swerved wildy and hit a palm tree. Police suspect no foul play, but say drugs were involved. An autopsy is pending.
Autopsy: Ms. Barton had concentrated levels of methamphetamines in her blood. Traces amounts of marijuana and oxycontin. Her anus was lacerated; which gives the impression that she may have been selling her anus in exchange for drugs. Herpes simplex virus-2 was found on the inside of the labia. As well as inside the vagina. Mischa’s brain showed signs of incredible damage. Her upper teeth were also fake.
steve | December 28, 2007 at 4:12 pm
those are ecstasy eyes
shallow val | December 28, 2007 at 4:20 pm
27 then that means that Britney is on this site as well. Heyyyyy, Britney, you’re not dead yet?
kitty_kat | December 28, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Jeez! The magic of airbrushing!
meow | December 28, 2007 at 5:25 pm
lmao
Sheva | December 28, 2007 at 5:33 pm
…Her anus was lacerated;
That would be too funny. Especially how the media would try to phrase it.
lambman | December 28, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I know drunk driving is bad and all…but a .12 on a girl that’s like 5’7 and 115 pounds means she probably only had like 3 beers. But why would you admit to having smoked pot that day? pot stays in your system for weeks, so testing positive can’t prove you smoked up that day.
Missystar | December 28, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Am I the only one who thinks she resembles Criss Angel in this pic?
Ript1&0 | December 28, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Oooo hell yes. I’ve been led here to your greatness, DR.
What about the crumpled picture of Cisco Adler’s balls in her stiff little hand? Does it get a mention?
ToTellTheTruth | December 28, 2007 at 10:18 pm
WHAT is wrong with these cracked out, drug headed, alcoholic white bitches these days??!!?? These ho’s going totally crazyyyyyy. I hope they throw this bitch in jail. I’m tired of these flossy headed white cracker bitches getting off just cuz they’re rich.
susan | December 28, 2007 at 11:16 pm
She looks so pale in this pic. It is said many people care her private life and often discuss her at npubspa.com. How strange.
trucker | December 29, 2007 at 4:54 am
Hey does anyone else love the big rig t-shirt, i personally think it is badassssss
heidi | December 29, 2007 at 8:06 am
She is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at interracialloving.com and there were always many men and women talking about her… you know it is a site where diversely ethnic singles meet new friends, make great dates, and build lasting interracial relationships.
naomi | December 29, 2007 at 10:19 am
I love Mischa! She’s so cute… it is bound to happen to her sometime though
Chicken80 | December 29, 2007 at 11:36 am
Is that a fucking TRACTOR TRAILER on her T-shirt?!?!?!? I LOVE IT!!!!!! It just screams “spun-out methhead on ‘COPS’”!!!!!!!!
babyglyniss | December 29, 2007 at 1:19 pm
yeah she’s cute in her mug shot.
emmaleigh | December 29, 2007 at 4:09 pm
i think she actually looks cute here. she doesn’t look like a mess or anything, shes a cute girl.
and #29…you say you’d rather read that this young girl had died? you must be very proud of yourself. you’re too kind.
El ces | December 29, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Heh, look at that lil’ smirk she’s got. This is so on purpose. Straddling lanes and a turn signal? She tipped the cops off.
bmose | December 30, 2007 at 12:40 am
Weren’t Susan(39) & Heidi(41) on The Flava of Love? DIE Spam cunts!!!!!!!
lesbian dating ally | December 30, 2007 at 3:07 am
She’s cute anyway.
Mama Pinkus | December 30, 2007 at 6:19 am
These Hollywood folk, surely they can afford personal drivers or at the very least a god damn taxi. WTF!!!
Trott Felipe | December 30, 2007 at 6:24 am
Fuck yeah, Mischa Barton. Fuck yeah.