Mischa Barton seriously got her party on

December 28th, 2007 // 55 Comments

Mischa Barton was picked up for DUI and narcotic possession early yesterday morning. Officers pulled Mischa over when her car straddled two lanes and she failed to use a turn signal. A source for the West Hollywood police provided TMZ with the details of her arrest and what Mischa had on her:

Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle.

That’s why I keep my prescription drugs in a clearly labeled bottle that reads “Fuck You Up Pillz.” I use the “z” instead of an “s” because I’m wack. And also because I took a handful of them while swimming in an above-ground pool full of bourbon. Or at least I was until my neighbor came home and started asking why I filled his pool with booze. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jesus told me to.” But yet he said “Jesus thinks I should hit you with a shovel.” Which he did. God, what a hypocrite.

Photo: Pacific Coast News
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  1. Dang

    Dang!

  2. RichPort

    This is one ugly bitch.

  3. deez nuts on your chin

    she’s always been a pothead so this isn’t really new. i’m shocked that she still has a career. she looks like trailer trash

  4. me again

    OLD STUFF!!!

    GET REAL FISHEGGS!

    GET SOME NEW NEWS!

    WAKE UP EARLIER OR GET A REAL JOB!!!!

  5. Typical Tuesday evening for me..minus the cops. I’m stealthy..

  6. bigSTEAMYone

    just another skank

  7. me

    that sucks

  8. Conscience Found

    WAY TO GO FOOLS! EVERYONE HERE IS SO REDICULOUS. ESPECIALLY FRIST AND HER EVIL WAYS OF DRUG INDUCED BEHAVIOUR. GET REAL. KARMA WILL SHOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

  9. Annabel

    If this is what she really looks like, her make-up artist must be a genius.

  10. Petite

    Yeah, FRIST, typical day for me, too
    EXCEPT I DON’T GET CAUGHT!

    Good Lord~ get yer ass home by midnight!
    NOTHING good happens after midnight, momma always said!

    Conscience Found… lost cause.

  11. a little pot, some xanax, and booze? sounds like a “fun cocktail” to me. way to go misha!!

  12. veggi

    I’m goin to FRISTS tuesday!!

  13. tits come in all shapes

    Man, she is so lame. Doesn’t she know that getting arrested for this type of shit is SOOOOOO early 2007? duh? way to be the unpopular one AGAIN, misch!

  14. Twinkie

    I don’t think it’s possible to look more like Natasha Lyonne without actually being Natasha Lyonne.

  15. Cate

    hahahahahahaaahahahaa.

    Useless pothead.

  16. MMB

    and here i was with my fingers crossed, hoping the “unspecified illegal drugs” she was found with were of the cocaine variety…shoulda known better, this is stupid Michsa Barton we’re talking about…Marissa Cooper woulda had coke!

  17. #8, like I’m going to listen to someone spells “ridiculous” with an E..

  18. Sheva

    Where’s her skanky dude friend now? Oh yeah, he doesn’t have any dough so can’t bail her out. He did however go to the jail to claim the weed was his and should be rightfully returned to the Cisco kid.

    BTW, does anyone know if Hillary has been told how many children Benezir Bhutto had? In her “12 years knowing her” apparently Shrillary didn’t learn how to count to three.

    Power hungy biyatch trying to leverage off another woman being murdered.
    What a Clintoon.

  19. minniememe

    she looks the exactly as she did when she was underneath that bed in the Sixth Sense. maybe if she’ll puke she’ll feel better

  20. Auntie Kryst

    Call me crazy, but she looks kinda hot in that mugshot. I’d like to volunteer for a conjugal visit. It looks like she’s thinking “yeah I blew a .12, fuck you!” I gotta like that.

  21. #20. I actually agree. That is rough and sexy. Mine was horrifying. Actually I never got to see it, I can only assume. Of course I blew a .24, so I win..

  22. Mal Reynolds

    If she shows Cisco Adler’s Balls picture at her trial she will be let off for being crazy

  23. Mal Reynolds

    And for those of you n00bs that don’t know which pic I’m talking about:
    http://thesuperficial.com/imagen.php?path=/2007/02/cisco-adler-nude-balls.jpg
    But only view it if you hate your eyes.

  24. PooPooChachoo

    Her pic looks like lohans!!!

  25. PooPooChachoo

    Her pic looks like lohans!!!

  26. shallow val

    17 – Hey Frist, whatcha wanna bet that Conscience Found is Anexio/ KraziKelly/ etc?

  27. Val, could be, or just one of the regulars on here screaming out for attention..

  28. Grace

    I love that her face in her mug shot is a big “fuck you, pigs” look. She does that evil villainess look well. I don’t know why she doesn’t get good acting work.

  29. D. Richards (Ice-Skater.)

    I wish the story would have read as follows: Cops were called to the scene-of a crash early Thursday morning. Mischa Barton was found slumped in the passenger seat of her 2004 Chevy Cavalier (perfect drug trash car). Ms. Barton was rushed to Cedar-Sanai where she was pronounced dead on arrival.

    Witnesses said they saw Mischa screaming incoherently at a redlight, at no one it seems. A woman said she heard Mischa asking the radio, ‘why’. Ms. Barton sped off, swerved wildy and hit a palm tree. Police suspect no foul play, but say drugs were involved. An autopsy is pending.

    Autopsy: Ms. Barton had concentrated levels of methamphetamines in her blood. Traces amounts of marijuana and oxycontin. Her anus was lacerated; which gives the impression that she may have been selling her anus in exchange for drugs. Herpes simplex virus-2 was found on the inside of the labia. As well as inside the vagina. Mischa’s brain showed signs of incredible damage. Her upper teeth were also fake.

  30. steve

    those are ecstasy eyes

  31. shallow val

    27 then that means that Britney is on this site as well. Heyyyyy, Britney, you’re not dead yet?

  32. kitty_kat

    Jeez! The magic of airbrushing!

  33. Sheva

    …Her anus was lacerated;

    That would be too funny. Especially how the media would try to phrase it.

  34. lambman

    I know drunk driving is bad and all…but a .12 on a girl that’s like 5’7 and 115 pounds means she probably only had like 3 beers. But why would you admit to having smoked pot that day? pot stays in your system for weeks, so testing positive can’t prove you smoked up that day.

  35. Missystar

    Am I the only one who thinks she resembles Criss Angel in this pic?

  36. Ript1&0

    Oooo hell yes. I’ve been led here to your greatness, DR.

    What about the crumpled picture of Cisco Adler’s balls in her stiff little hand? Does it get a mention?

  37. ToTellTheTruth

    WHAT is wrong with these cracked out, drug headed, alcoholic white bitches these days??!!?? These ho’s going totally crazyyyyyy. I hope they throw this bitch in jail. I’m tired of these flossy headed white cracker bitches getting off just cuz they’re rich.

  38. She looks so pale in this pic. It is said many people care her private life and often discuss her at npubspa.com. How strange.

  39. trucker

    Hey does anyone else love the big rig t-shirt, i personally think it is badassssss

  40. She is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at interracialloving.com and there were always many men and women talking about her… you know it is a site where diversely ethnic singles meet new friends, make great dates, and build lasting interracial relationships.

  41. naomi

    I love Mischa! She’s so cute… it is bound to happen to her sometime though

  42. Chicken80

    Is that a fucking TRACTOR TRAILER on her T-shirt?!?!?!? I LOVE IT!!!!!! It just screams “spun-out methhead on ‘COPS’”!!!!!!!!

  43. yeah she’s cute in her mug shot.

  44. emmaleigh

    i think she actually looks cute here. she doesn’t look like a mess or anything, shes a cute girl.
    and #29…you say you’d rather read that this young girl had died? you must be very proud of yourself. you’re too kind.

  45. El ces

    Heh, look at that lil’ smirk she’s got. This is so on purpose. Straddling lanes and a turn signal? She tipped the cops off.

  46. bmose

    Weren’t Susan(39) & Heidi(41) on The Flava of Love? DIE Spam cunts!!!!!!!

  47. Mama Pinkus

    These Hollywood folk, surely they can afford personal drivers or at the very least a god damn taxi. WTF!!!

  48. Fuck yeah, Mischa Barton. Fuck yeah.

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