Mischa Barton resorts to hooking and other news

January 18th, 2010 // 36 Comments

- George Clooney getting married? That’d be like Aquaman moving into a dryer. [PopEater]

- Taylor Lautner could be our next Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey also brought breasts to the Golden Globes. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mo’Nique or Dwayne Johnson? You decide. [Celebslam]

- Julia Roberts vs. Billy Bush. [The Blemish]

- Tiger Woods plans his return to golf. Because that shit got him laid. [Bossip]

- Rihanna enjoys a date that doesn’t end in a car door to the neck. Chris Brown still has no idea how that’s possible. [PopSugar]

- Bill Paxton possibly lipping the words “Cancer Card” when Michael C. Hall won at the Golden Globes. Haha, remember when he was in Weird Science? I mean, terrible. That’s just terrible. [ICYDK]

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  1. dana

    first

  2. dana

    three years on this site and the first time i ever post, i get to be first. how awesome is that!!!!! by the way I love you work!!

  3. Veronica

    Clooney’s date looked a bit… rented.

    How awesome was the standing O for Jeff Bridges? Lebowski is a class act.

  4. testington

    Her tits look awesome!

    If that is true Paxton is an asshole, besides he announced it after votes were done. Also don’t piss off fans of serial kiillers

  5. Krys

    This is the best she’s looked in quite awhile.
    Which is saying alot, because here, she’s supposed to be pretending to be a pregnant whore.
    Usually, she actually looks like a drunken whore.
    Thanks NBC.

  6. Nameless

    She should sign a rep deal with whoever makes her wonderbra because Mischa usually has some pancake tittays.

  7. Lolocaust

    Where the fuck did those come from and how can I get them on my girlfriend.

  8. uhh

    …wrong dude from weird science. am i the only one who got that or am i the only one who isnt good at picking sarcasm up from type?

  9. Turd da Third

    where are the as shots?

  10. Sport

    Maria is a skank – at least she included her favorite accessory (lap dog husband.)

  11. Turd da Third

    where are the as shots?

  12. Loki

    Of course he’s in weird science, what are you smoking? Maybe you’re thinking about the series

  13. Drundel

    Like the others have said, damn, where did those tits come from?

  14. Michael C. Hall plays Dexter, Anthony Michael Hall was in Weird Science. Learn your pop culture history, people !

  15. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  16. the sugar was turn red by her red lips

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  18. lol

    Nice rack, yummy. I d be her daddy anyday.

  19. ss

    I guess she got implants? and in the last pic she looks a lot like one of the Olsen twins.

  20. dodie

    I think that’s a morphine pop & that’s why she looks so wasted.

  21. What do you have against this girl trying to make a living. She was never ‘mighty’. She is just a working actress taking a job were ever she can get it. Just like every other actress out there. There is something sad about this girl but her career has not been to bad. Give her a break.

  22. Mischa is a talented actor. She acts very naturally. I like the naught look on her face with that bold lip stick, the red candy and a very colorful dress.

  23. tony romo

    she looks like a eastern europe whore.

  24. whatgives

    I thought Mischa gained a lot of weight. As whorish as the clothes & makeup are, she doesn’t look that bad.

  25. gen

    Since when is “hooking” a verb for selling yourself? I’ve never heard it used that way…

    I love Michael C. Hall; I hope he fully recovers and looks his usual sexy self soon.

  26. muppet

    The Weird Science reference was referring to Bill Paxton.

  27. so beautiful!
    sexy!

  28. v tard

    wha….boobs? where did they come from?

  29. chopper

    vapid pig

  30. Loki

    What are you on about? I know Michael C Hall is Dexter. Bill Paxton was in weird science, just like the superficial said.

  31. PsyKo

    never really found her that attractive… but that cleavage is driving me nuts.

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