Mischa Barton really learned her lesson

August 4th, 2009 // 34 Comments

It’s pretty much a given that Mischa Barton’s excessive partying led to her mental breakdown a few weeks back. So it’s comforting to see her out drinking again and basically going batshit. Page Six reports:

Saturday night, Barton was spotted “having a disastrous dinner” with a group of girls at Sant Ambroeus in the West Village. “She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker,” said our spy. “Her friends were trying to console her, but she went outside and chain-smoked cigarettes.” Sunday night, she wore an unflattering tight black dress to the Cooper Square Hotel for the Carrera Summer Escape party, where someone spilled a drink on her.

And by someone they, of course, mean Mischa. Although in her defense, only gin will get Gremlins out of your dress.

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  1. me

    first
    That dress is horrible

  2. Fug! It’s s shame what’s happened to her. She used to be totally porkable, now she’s just porcine. Who knew getting drunk every night and day could ruin your looks.
    That said, I still might eat her ass. She kind of looks like my deceased step-mother?

  3. Coochie

    She’s channeling Charo…

  4. Hey give her a break – she’s been cooped up for a couple of weeks, Being on a locked ward with a bunch of nuts is enough to drive anyone to drink.

  5. Dread not

    Mischa? That feeling you have that somebody is constantly just out of your peripheral vision, just at the very corner of your sight, as they watch your every move? When you try to turn to catch a glimpse of them, they seem to magically slip from view? It seems you may not be crazy, after all. Apparently, it’s a Page Six spy. You are being watched, Pumkin’. Problem is, it’s part of the game. I don’t think you have a “stalker”, no worries, yeah? Oh, and those cream colored panties you wore to bed last night? The ones with the cherry on the crotch? Those are hot. Sleep well. And don’t forget to turn off the clown face night light on the nightstand by your bed.

  6. stu

    meth
    ride the snake ride the snake

  7. Venom

    I honestly cant stop laughing at these pics. Epic FAIL.

  8. Joe

    She is so gross, fat, ugly legs, no tits, weird shaped body. Just terrible.

  9. keijo

    i’d still hit her

  10. Fai

    If I had poor bladder control and had pissed myself, I’d be upset too.

  11. So let me get this straight…she tries to kill herself and she ends up turning into a goth looking slut? Seems the world is sending a message to us…and its telling me to start fucking more depressed chicks like this who provide nothing but FAIL and a little bit of butsekz.

  12. chupacabra

    I don’t want to totally sound evil, but can we just release Ebola to rid ourselves of hollywood trash?

  13. Modwild

    Ummmm…she does have a stalker. People are on her now like flies on shit. Leave her the hell alone. Yes, she had a breakdown. Can’t think of a better thing than to follow her around to try to provoke another. WTF? Seriously – enough.

  14. I just hope she passes out in that dress on the beach… and wakes up in the middle of the afternoon the next day… on a really sunny day…

  15. telly

    man, some of you are ruthless.

  16. Nameless

    She should have just stayed in the mental ward. Fat, psycho, and now pissing herself in public.

  17. inspectahdank

    oh mischa…. she is SUCH a mess. why is no one doing anything more to help her? if she’s not careful, she’s going to become the next lindsay lohan. and that’s WITH the STD’s. at least mischa has been too intoxicated to actually have any gross relationships lately. unlike lindsay, who is well on her way to sleeping through hollywood and simultaneously contracting a disease. look at the list of her hookups i just saw the other day- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

    SO GROSS!!!

  18. inspectahdank

    oh mischa…. she is SUCH a mess. why is no one doing anything more to help her? if she’s not careful, she’s going to become the next lindsay lohan. and that’s WITH the STD’s. at least mischa has been too intoxicated to actually have any gross relationships lately. unlike lindsay, who is well on her way to sleeping through hollywood and simultaneously contracting a disease. look at the list of her hookups i just saw the other day- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups

    SO GROSS!!!

  19. DCMikeRotch

    Seriously, is she doing prostitution right now? She hasn’t worked in ages and she can’t have that much in residuals. That’d explain the breakdown.

  20. KDC

    “She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker,” said our spy… Spy? You mean stalker?

  21. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    JUST BECAUSE SHE GAINED A FEW LBS DOES NOT MAKE HER UGLY. HOW CAN YOU SAY SHE WAS SO HOT 6 MONTHS AGO AND ACT LIKE SHE IS SO UGLY NOW. IF YOU ASK ME SHE WAS OKAY BEFORE AND OKAY LOOKING NOW, I SEE NO CHANGE EXCEPT THE COMMENTS.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  22. CBT

    I can say she looks ugly now because fat chicks simply are less attractive. Added pounds reduces you desirability. Who cares how she looked 6 months ago, if she puts on 40lbs, she loses her appeal. deal with it fatty Jenn.

    By the way, I have never found her all that hot. She lacks muscle tone–which even Paris has. Someone ought to introduce her to the inside of a gym. sorry, but that is hte price of fame in Hollywood, and this bitch needs to pay up to stay relevant, or just go away.

  23. gigi

    ooooh Mischa no…. this chick is just BEGGING to get on gofugyourselfdotcom! I guess any attention is good attention…. wow….

  24. uh

    …she doesn’t look that fat to me….

  25. Young McDonald

    Is that you, Mischa? Are you the new Lindsay Lohan? An unrepentant party-girl who lives to drink and fuck with disastrous consequences? I’ve waited so long since they ripped the spirit out of LL in rehab, could you be my new love, Mischa? And btw, there was a time when LL would have spit on Britney Spears in a drunken stupor rather than look at her. My world is empty without you, LL.

  26. Vis4lovers

    why is her butt all wet

  27. ashley

    She is following the Lohan career path. – hotguyswanted.com

  28. robert

    Is that top made out of electrical tape or silly string?

  29. zinggg

    By gremlins, you mean vagina.

  30. Frenchy

    I remember seeing that outfit in the late 80′s…It was ugly back then, too.

  31. abjdhkjhka

    wow!!!! from super skinny to THAT fat!!! looks like she finally eat sumthing, she is suck

  32. Pippa

    Wow. Looks like Mischa found the one unflattering little black dress in the entire world. And decided to wear it.

  33. So I have this straight … He tries to kill herself and she ends up looking into a goth slut? Think the world is sending us a message … And its telling me that nothing provided on this more like sad girls start Damned fails and a little bit of butsekz.

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