no wait, first first! shit!
Apparently she’s also forgotten how to bathe. The stench of Adler testicle must be overpowering.
maybe it’s some sort of fire suit – can you you find the clever guy smoking at the gas station?
Lol, that guy IS smoking like two feet from an open gas tank.
So that’s where my brown bag lunch went to!
What the hell were you doing in my fridge Mischa?
after spending so much time with Cisco’s ball sac, all she can think is sack, sack, sack, suspenders to hold up sack, sack, high boots to avoid stepping on sack, sack, sack……
she pulls it off and u know it…
if it was rosie o donnell it would be a diff story..
Mischa Barton gets some gas
Looks like someone has real class
What’s she drinking?
Is it oil?
What a bag that’s on that goil. (go ahead, you know you want to.)
Look at Spot, he wants to run.
Being her dog is not much fun.
Ride in cars from morn till dark.
Want to poo, hear my bark!
That, my friends, is poetry. Unfortunately, Mischa is not. Poetry, I mean. Well, she’s kinda like a limerick. But, not one of the funny ones.
I grew up in Idaho, and I never wore a sack like that — not even at the potato fair. I think she’s been tea bagged a few two many times.
She’ll probably be teabagged any minute now from across the parking lot.
“Hey, YO, Mischa! – run in and get me some Slim Jims, bitch!”
Nothing special, just another whore.
Hye, that’s just easy access.
Just flip the dress up.
Talentless wooden actress with an over-active publicist.
#4 & #5
You can put out your cigarette in gasoline and nothing would happen. There’s not enough energy to light the fumes.
I agree with #8 and #13. I think she pulls it off. It’s sexy in that it leaves a little mystery to what is underneath but not much. I’d like to put my nozzle in her tank.
I will never again be able to see pics of Mischa Barton without thinking of knee-length testicles. *shudder*
I’d shag her silly,yeah baby….(does that sound dated?)
you’re probably right about the fumes, but…
i’ll need video evidence re: putting your cigarette out in gasoline.
The boots ARE bad!
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