Mischa Barton had a wardrobe malfunction last night after getting drunk at the Fashion for Relief show in London. Granted, it’s only a partial nip, but I edited 12 photos of Justin Gaston in his underwear this morning, so this is practically like Christmas for me. Or at least that’s what I’m telling people to explain why I’ll be dressed like Santa Claus and drinking on a park bench later. (The beard makes me feel fancy.)
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version depending on your employer’s areola allowance.
Photos: Daily Mail, Flynet
dude | September 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm
i see her nipples are just as nice as her ass *HORF*
oh, and people that type “first” are verifiable douchebags. Even their mothers think so.
Veenus Envy | September 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm
First & Nice.
ka | September 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Who cares about this bitch? I love her small tits though.
Freddo | September 18, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Baaah…barely….
She looks hot in that dress though.
Freddo | September 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Hey #2…not only are you a douchbag like #1 said, but you’re a douchbag who can’t even get it right. Your mother mst be so proud.
OnlyGayEskimo | September 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Her boobs look SO much better when she is leaning over and they are falling out of her shirt – standing up and braless, she might as well have fried eggs on a hook they hang so low.
Yuck – your high waist, 80′s belt should NOT be touching your tits. I do have to insert, though, that she looks so much better with a little meat on her arm bones.
hmm | September 18, 2008 at 7:15 pm
That’s not really a nipple slip, it’s more like… half of a nipple slip or a shadow of a nipple slip. But at least they’re REAL boobs
minniememe | September 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I see red, people
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | September 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm
She’s so obviously a total addict. She just screams I’m on the drugs diet; drugs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Just like the hideous Olsen twins. The signs of the drug diet are a horrible fashion sense, a wilted, flacid, zombie-whore appearance, and a vacant retard gaze that says I’m a few fucking croutons short of a ceasar salad.
What a useless twat.
Guest | September 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
She is sooo hot. I’m a completely straight girl, but Mischa is like my one weakness. I’m sorry if that sounds weird, but she is gorgeous & I love her style – even if her acting isnt worth shit. <3 this pic.
bored | September 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
who gives a crap about this gutter tramp.
HitIt | September 18, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Wow. She is perfect. I love these pics & love her tiny boobs. They are so hot. She looks frail & weak but that is so attractive. I agree with #10 she’s my female crush…. && #9, her fashion sense is not horrible, I’d like to see what you wear, then see who looks better. I LOVE the way she dresses && her body is completely perfect. I’d sell my brother for that body.
Piss and shit on dude | September 18, 2008 at 7:47 pm
@ #1, dude: People like you, who don’t take the opportunity to flaunt their #1 status, deserve to pissed and shat upon, you rank fetid rancid putrid stinking turd. You are the destroyer of all the fun in the world, you fucking killjoy.
You should have your balls crushed in a vice.
Joe | September 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
OVER RATED
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=4cc2b15cbe577b8efefdb4141ced699b
Urbanspaceman | September 18, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Her nipple was probably just out looking for food.
gio | September 18, 2008 at 8:06 pm
She is beautiful.
She should stop drinking. It will wreck her looks, and most likely her motor vehicles.
i read my moms playboy | September 18, 2008 at 8:12 pm
@ #9 i LOVE the “a vacant retard gaze that says I’m a few fucking croutons short of a ceasar salad” its amazing im going to start saying that now
AirMail | September 18, 2008 at 8:19 pm
She really is a pretty girl. I wish she took better care of herself.
Slut | September 18, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Mischa…Bozo the clown called…he wants his dress back
I <3 Halloween! | September 18, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Borrrrrriiinnnggggg. Mischa has absolutely nothing to offer. Has she even worked since getting killed off that TV show?
Kate | September 18, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Nothing says “I’m a serious actress” as being publically drunk with your tits following out of your clothes….but then again, it’s not like she’s been getting a lot of jobs ether.
dude_on | September 18, 2008 at 8:58 pm
As a whole, attractive drunk women rarely disappoint as a subject for artistic expression, through the lens of a camera.
Ted from LA | September 18, 2008 at 10:13 pm
#15,
Clap, clap, clap, clap. Nicely played.
elle | September 18, 2008 at 10:15 pm
who??? has she done anything since the OC?
Rational Rick | September 18, 2008 at 10:25 pm
SHE LOOKS HORNY !!!!!!!!!!! yummy nipple 2 …
XOXO
jugg mcgrew | September 18, 2008 at 11:17 pm
SHOPPED!!!
disgustingskankhater | September 18, 2008 at 11:27 pm
They wanted me to go to rehab…I said NO NO NO.
(=???=) | September 19, 2008 at 12:10 am
She is just another snobby pile of jiggly shit.
beez | September 19, 2008 at 2:17 am
http://www.theindecision.blogspot.com
AmstraD | September 19, 2008 at 2:46 am
ho my god ! half of a nip !
g | September 19, 2008 at 5:24 am
how are those photos of justin gaston edited?
g | September 19, 2008 at 5:24 am
how are those photos of justin gaston edited?
MJ | September 19, 2008 at 5:38 am
Mischa Barton and fashion in one sentence?!?!
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | September 19, 2008 at 6:39 am
She has rank hair, insipid skin, fat legs and ugly clothes. Hard to believe there was a time that this was a hot model for Calvin Klein, guess she found pot and munched her way into mediocrity.
tc | September 19, 2008 at 8:24 am
Who dis bitch is ?
You send it round my hood, I rape ‘da white ho’.
Moi | September 19, 2008 at 8:53 am
Poor Mischa Barton….such a sad life she leads. That’s what you get for following your dreams of wanting to become a celebrity. BOO FARKING HOO.
norton | September 19, 2008 at 9:44 am
I have to admit she’s right up my alley for physical attractiveness.
But I just can’t get over the fact that she dated Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis and Cicso Adler. Horf…….
gerard Vandenberg | September 19, 2008 at 10:17 am
This is the “CHEAP AMERICAN” version of seeking for attention!!
(thisone is already copied for a few thousend times, folks.)
Randal | September 19, 2008 at 3:56 pm
FISH,
I’m curious because it’s certainly not working as it should be. “Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend in his underwear” has more hits and more comments than this news post, YET, this Mischa Barton article is the #1 on the So Freaking Hot list.
It shouldn’t be. The numbers don’t add up here.
Your site is broken. Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend in his underwear should be #1 on the So Freaking Hot list.
Randal
friendlyfires | September 20, 2008 at 4:26 am
Please let me mouth that before she’s forty five.
Oh, that and win the lotto fourteen times in a row. What can I say, I like winning boatloads of money while sitting on my ass watching Vegas on the Tivo – James Caan rules, oh yeah.
HorribleJudgment | September 20, 2008 at 7:25 am
*YAWN* Here’s how I see it. No one’s talking about her anymore, no one cares about her anymore, she’s old news, she’s over, she needs to go away, she’s not famous, NO ONE LIKES HER ANYMORE, OC IS OVER! So she did this on purpose to get attention. Only, how dare she?! Because STILL no one cares about her half nip slip, or any other part of her disgusting, bony, mosquito, cricket-like body. You have failed Mischa. Go get drunk some more.
NOT SURE | September 20, 2008 at 11:24 am
Some of you are hateful and judgmental and have no right to be. Criticizing that she looks like vile or ugly…Well, she’s had her share of success on television, so I’m sure somebody thinks she’s attractive and/or talented. And if she smokes crack, snorts coke, smokes bud, drinks heavily, so what?! Quit sh!t-talking other people–that’s for miserable hypocrites. And by the way, yes, I would totally rock that chassis.
HorribleJudgment | September 20, 2008 at 3:17 pm
#42…is that you, Mischa?!
I agree with #42 | September 20, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I totally agree. There are too many hateful and judgemental people on this site. Just because a pretty young slut like Mischa smokes crack, shoots heroin, drinks heavily, stars in donkey porn videos, and pulls trains in a dumpster charging 25 cents per trick, does that make her a whore???
Narcissist | September 21, 2008 at 6:43 am
Doesn’t she have cellulite? That might explain the dress. She looks pretty cuddly to me.
HorribleJudgment | September 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
Yes Narcissist, she does have cellulite. It’s on her ass and legs like cottage cheese, and even 80 year olds don’t have it that bad. You won’t think she’s so cuddly when that cottage cheese starts smothering you to death!
reality check | September 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I just say “Photoshop amateur work”
reality check | September 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I just say “Photoshop amateur work”
Ann | September 23, 2008 at 12:05 am
photoshopped. you can see where the handy blur tool spread red on her boob.
Gena Girl | September 23, 2008 at 1:57 am
Love the slip, hate the star.