Mischa Barton is ready for the Christmas pageant

I also dont understand the appeal of Mischa Barton. She has no personality…her hips are way to big….very matronly..dammit…its like gorgous exotic women no longer exist. its like we plucked out these average looking girls from random high schools about 4 years ago with no discernable talent, smacked a designer dress on them and called them “stars.” Now, I love this country. I support our troops and I root for the U S of A….but this whole “young hollywood” thing needs to stop….physically burn…it mocks most of the values in america….they make fun of the rest of the country’s ideals from the safety of their Bentley’s and mansions, not in tune with reality. I have respect for seasoned atresses who fight for a cause, like susan sarandon and lisa marie presley, even if their opinions differ from mine, but i am tired to hearing about who did coke with who and who’s sleeping with whos boyfriend. *sigh*

I also dont understand the appeal of Mischa Barton. She has no personality…her hips are way to big….very matronly..dammit…its like gorgous exotic women no longer exist. its like we plucked out these average looking girls from random high schools about 4 years ago with no discernable talent, smacked a designer dress on them and called them “stars.” Now, I love this country. I support our troops and I root for the U S of A….but this whole “young hollywood” thing needs to stop….physically burn…it mocks most of the values in america….they make fun of the rest of the country’s ideals from the safety of their Bentley’s and mansions, not in tune with reality. I have respect for seasoned atresses who fight for a cause, like susan sarandon and lisa marie presley, even if their opinions differ from mine, but i am tired to hearing about who did coke with who and who’s sleeping with whos boyfriend. *sigh*

Dude, like, what the fuck is wrong with this girl man?

She is clearly into ‘dropping knowledge’ too bad below 80 there isn’t much to go before they declare you criminally insane. Boy George must be turning in his grave.

I think the REAL question here is: What the hell is behind her in that last picture? Looks like dildos!

Mischa Barton serslah disturbs me. She is like the world’s ugliest hot chick.

@40……Jrzmommy,

EVERY color? Either your parents were rich or you are really Molly Ringwald.

(Had to beg my parents for 6 months for one lousy Izod shirt)

Who makes such … thing!
What a waste of fabric, and air and space

To me it looks like she sneezed and her vest slipped down.

I agree, there is nothing attractive about this chick. But I’d hit it, with the lights out of course.

57–Every color I could get my hands on. Pink, lavender, red, yellow, gold, aqua, baby blue, turquoise, navy, black, cream, tan, brown…plus jeans. My favorites were the lavendar ones with the cream colored swan on the fifth pocket.

…….is that a rack of dildos?

I would never wear anything like this, but I did used to put my hair into a side pony tail and tease it up like Cindy Lauper. What about colored scrunch socks? Are those coming back in too???

#46, taste is definitely subjective, because I think she looks like an undernourished little streetwalker choosing clothes with the easiest access to them, if ya know what I mean…and nope, she doesn’t have a beautiful face either, but then, most people probably don’t care about her face…

#60 – Did you use Stiff Stuff and Sun In, while wearing your eyeliner like an Egyptian?

Rich: Stiff Stuf!!!! What a blast from the past! And I wore LA Gears and pink and neon-orange Reebok high-tops and Wigwam socks–as described in 62.

but then somewhere around 1985 it all changed when I heard Bauhaus and read Ayn Rand and I started to wear black Chucks, Doc Martens and pea coats and a lot of black clothes in general. The early 80′s were a lot more colorful than the latter part of the decade.

LOL! Yes, definitely a blast from the past! The 80′s were BITCHIN but I don’t know if I want to re-live them!!

Remember the big geometric-shaped colorful earrings? and the strands of colored beads that you could braid/twist to make a big neclace? 1984 was the year of the color turquoise!

Damn, you guys are totally awesome about like proving my point.

@49

Fragmented sentences. Love them. Get over yourself.

Does she live in a cardboard box too!!

Love the message, but the look needs work.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I’m still upset that I have all of these stupid holes in my ears. 4 in one ear and 5 in the other. I am also relatively certain that I will be contracting Alzheimer’s at some later date thanks to the excessive use of hair frosting.

What’s wrong with her hand that it’s all wrapped up?

Someone needs to beat this bitch with a wire hanger. Is she blind!!??

http://www.whatthesha.com

I saw that ugly-ass shirt in the Alloy catalog the other day. I thought it was the type of shirt some stupid assed teenybopper cunt would wear to try and demonstrate her “social conscience”, so I hated it from the get-go. And thank you, Mischa Barton, for proving my theory right. You’re also really, really unattractive, and I don’t want to have to keep looking at your fucking face. Go away please, and take your shitty fashion sense with you. I know blind people who manage to dress more stylish.

The saddest thing is that, despite the obvious retardness, I’d still hit that.

Just how in the hell do you “drop knowledge”, anyway?!

It’s Donald Duck’s vest!!!!!!!!!! she is so extra-ordinary….

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again…..

It totally annoys me when I read about how great Misha Barton’s body is….give me a break. Her legs are so ugly. I know it is not her fault and that she has no control over her “let type”. So this is really for all of those ournalists who go on and on about them. They are aweful. Wow….finally, I got that out! Please shut up about her ugly legs.

it’s really not stylish to wear t-shirts with slogans on them anymore – she needs to hang with paris for a while