Mischa Barton is a dirty hippie

showering is for elitists anyway

50–I do look a lot hotter than this skank in the pretty Tahari suit I’m wearing to work today. And I am successful, hardworking and rich, not to mention healthy, educated and happy!! Young? Well, I’m not 25 but I’m not old either. Doesn’t that just piss you off? Have a great day.

I’m the hottest guy here:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

LOL at BigJim. You better hope your wife doesn’t see that. You might not be able to come back to the fish again. I bet when she cracks that whip, shit hurts…………..

Welcome back BigJim… allow me roll out the pink carpet for you.

I’m not afraid of my wife… I learned how to clear the history on my computer.

that’s the way i look.. but i’m in NY- it’s the air

She looks like one of those Pentecostal women who ring doorbells in my neighborhood trying to “convert” all of us sinners. All she needs is a couple of grubby-looking toddlers to complete the picture.

It’s the Daryll Hannah phenomenon. Pretty girl, but does everything in her power to look ugly as sin when she goes out. Is this House of Ruth chic?

You know her pussy hair’s braided. And the long skirt because she doesn’t shave her legs in the Fall. Watch her and Cisco let slip a sex tape that no one’s interested in. Wouldn’t that be funny? A star’s popularity measured by the downloads – or lack thereof – of their naked shenanigans. Those two release a nasty home vid that no one even bothers to peek at, that US troops use to “violate” the Geneva Conventions and torture terrorist prisoners with. And any takers on the fact that she has a hairy butthole?

@7

Linda Love Lace from Deep Throat was better dressed-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/deep-throat-original.htm

the thought of her and one of that guy from the world’s ugliest band doing it is mental abuse.

Dear #52 – lmao. WOW. So you ARE over 25, and you DO still read this pre-teen celebrity gossip shit? That’s even hotter! *LOVES IT* You try to have a good day too!

She’s picked up her grooming techniques from that Yeti boyfriend of hers.

63–what’s your point, assclown? do you have one? run along and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself with the other kids at recess now, junior.

@50 You ass, the whole point of coming here is to make fun of celebrities… hence SUPERFICIAL… but I guess your junior high special ed class is still on words like Cat and Dog so you’re forgiven your ignorance

I love it when fans come and defend their Gods. It’s just pricelss how perfect they see them.

Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna . . . . .

@42 – Excellent !!

@50: I may not be as rich as Mrs Barton, but I do speak 9 languages, earn good cash and live a simple, happy life. I don’t hate any celebrity, I don’t even envy them. Quite on the contrary. Such lives must suck, because what’s so fun of being able to buy everything you want? There’s no surprise, no anticipation anymore, after a while…not for me, thanks :-)

@67: This kind of celeb adoration does not exist so strongly here in Europe. I noticed that in US, it’s incredible how some people even want to LOOK like their favourite celebrities, and behave like them, even do plastic surgery (in extremis).
As for Barton, I saw her act, and I don’t think she’s that good. I’ve seen better.

#63 – While you sit at home, trying to dislodge the sweaty linty sludge trapped in your flesh folds, please remember that Mischa “the farmer’s daughter” Barton and the entire cast of OC would like for nothing more than for you to drink a huge steaming cup of shut the fuck up.

#71 – You Eurodweebs are too busy worshipping interbred ‘royalty’ and placating Muslim extremists to worry about the inane things in life. That’s why we love America.

72-sweet. Europe is totally into celebrity watching. Give me a fucking break. Ever watch Italian television? Besides being a fucking 3-ring circus on crank, it’s all plasta-people. The UK — hello? their tabloids are worse than America’s. I don’t know or care too much about fucking France so they can all drop dead anyhow. WHY do Eurotrash always compare themselves to America? We’re different cultures…..get over it. fucking assholes.

Helen of Troy: The face that launched a thousand ships.

Mischa Barton: The outfit that launched a couple dozen petty intercontinental comment flames.

I have NEVER seen this dizzy cunt in ANYTHING that even looks slightly attractive. She always looks like she’s wearing something from the Salvation Army, but I’d be willing to bet those grotesque outfits of hers cost a LOT of money. She was one of the first to start wearing those goddamn “skinny jeans” as well, so that right there says a whole hell of a lot about her so-called “style”. Besides, for a fairly emaciated chick, she’s got one of the ugliest bodies I’ve ever seen. She’s so thin, but she looks flabby, she’s got no tits, and has huge, wide hips and some of the UGLIEST legs I’ve ever seen. They’re flabby AND skinny at the same time, it’s so strange. And don’t even get me started on that face…goddamn, she’s HIDEOUS! How she ever got into Hollywood is a mystery to me, and how she’s now this “big star” after being (not even STARRING) in ONE shit TV show is yet another mystery to me as well.

Oh, @50? STFU already. This stupid twat doesn’t even know you exist, so defending her isn’t getting you anywhere. She’s not going to call you up on the phone, thank you for defending her “honor”, and invite you to Hollywood to be her new BFF, so give it a fucking rest, ok? Take that celeb-worship somewhere else, this is the SUPERFICIAL, we come here to talk shit about celebs, not talk about how WONDERFUL they are while playing with ourselves. And if you wanted to worship a celeb, you could do a HELL of a lot better than Mischa freakin Barton! She’s definitely nothing to get all wet over, that’s for sure.

Even if she’s dirty, Mischa died with her former tv role MARISSA.
She sucks!

ha ha…well, she doesn’t have a job now