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I’m all for retro, but Mischa Barton’s dress makes her look like a time traveler from the 70′s. Only not nearly as cool as that sounds, because if it was there’d probably be a dinosaur in the background having a fist fight with Abraham Lincoln. And you’d put your money on the dinosaur, but old Abe has a mean uppercut.
More of Mischa looking like she’s given up showering after the jump.
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JammyDodger | September 19, 2006 at 1:30 pm
1st?
Wampoon.com | September 19, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Looks like my sofa cover.
http://www.wampoon.com
piratekuhnbeard | September 19, 2006 at 1:44 pm
and there probably wouldn’t be a nice mercedes (?) chillin’ there. yeah. that.
dstroyer | September 19, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Moonbeam Barton?
Rimmer | September 19, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Like that inmate yelling at Jodie Foster … I Can Smell Your Pussy …
frenchtoaststix | September 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm
It’s Squeaky Fromme.
BigJim | September 19, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I betcha she’s got a really hairy pussy. Like one of those chicks in a 70s porn film.
Yuck!
LilRach | September 19, 2006 at 1:56 pm
WTF. She looks like she’s travelled back in time to the 60′s.
And what is with her top in the 2nd to last picture – well what is with her whole outfit? She needs a shower pronto!
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Yup, BigJim, she looks like a granola gal.
Grobpilot | September 19, 2006 at 1:59 pm
She kinds looks like my babysitter who let me feel her up when I was twelve years old. She wasn’t incredibly attractive but, hey, my first grope! Ahh, the memories……
Grobpilot | September 19, 2006 at 2:00 pm
“kinda”. Shit, I still spell like a twelve year old.
Russell_Reyes | September 19, 2006 at 2:05 pm
eww… what happened to her?
thesarahficial | September 19, 2006 at 2:06 pm
ew
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Four words: Russian mail order bride.
clamofdeath | September 19, 2006 at 2:24 pm
not showering is the only way she’ll put on weight
PJ in PA | September 19, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Nothing pairs better with BoHo (Ho for Homeless) chic than a classic Chanel purse and a Mercedes Benz.
tits_on_snack | September 19, 2006 at 2:28 pm
I can’t exactly remember what prompted healthy, fit and bronzed, big-breasted, luscious lipped, toned and tight-bunned babes to be out; and haggard, frail old 75-pound senior citizens in flat shoes, giant old lady glasses, and cancer patient hollows under their eyes to become all the rage. But I think it starts with ‘Ashley and Mary Kate’ and ends with ‘Olsen’.
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 2:32 pm
It’s always nice to see celebs without all the makeup and glam clothes…
Well, maybe not.
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 2:36 pm
And Fish, could you get another home page ad besides Whitford making eyes at Hughley’s nappy-ass hair?
Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 2:36 pm
What happened to her? Two words: Cisco Adler. I mean, how long could she possibly go on seeing him without his stank finallyt rubbing off on her? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mischa, bring back Brandon Davis! He may be a sweaty pig, but at least he’s a more fashionable sweaty pig.
Superevil | September 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm
WTF? Can someone explain to me why she is famous?
Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm
*finally …Type too fast and mistakes happen…
krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 2:43 pm
70′s porn and hairy pussies make me giggle.
BarbadoSlim | September 19, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Yuck, my state of the art Logitech gaming keyboard suddenly started reeking of old-woman smell.
Somebody take this witch and burn her at the stake PLEASE!!
Tracy | September 19, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Maybe I could understand it if the outfit at least looked comfortable, but that drapey dress with the fussy sleeves and strings hanging off the back looks like a pain in the ass. I think a cute sweatsuit and a pair of keds would have given her more bang for her buck.
Tracy | September 19, 2006 at 2:47 pm
…or maybe now that she’s unemployed she’s taken a job as a wench at the Renaissance fair. “Fetch me some fries and a diet coke!”
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 2:58 pm
LOL @ 14……..
*Ring Ring*
Janis Joplin called, she wants her shit back…….
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Wait a good goddamn minute. That is the same Mischa Barton as this: http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00233/Mischa_Barton_233048g.jpg ?????
What in holy hell happened? Did she get beat in the head with an ugly stick? Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, what is one homely skank.
Would I hit? Sure, but I wouldn’t tell any of you about it afterwards…
Star Maker Machinery | September 19, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Nice shawl haha … is that blue thing a tunic? She’s bringing the medieval look back.
Amy3000 | September 19, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I wonder if she forgoes shaving her legs and armpits too?…ick
CelebSlam.com | September 19, 2006 at 3:53 pm
I think she may have washed my car windows with newspaper.
http://www.celebslam.com
DiabetesExplosion | September 19, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Bitch’s muff is NASTY.
krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 4:27 pm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here folks, and suggest that most famous people are somehwat normal(and sometimes fugly) folk under their air-brushed, manicured, cosmetically-altered exteriors. I mean, I am so fucking hot as it is, I couldn’t IMAGINE how fucking unbelievable I’d be if a little Hollywood magic was bestowed upon me.
The world would likely implode.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Since she was auditioning for the remake of one our first favorite jerk-off movies, Heidi, where the FUCK are the wooden clogs???
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Did I say jerk-off movies…? Shit… um, I of course meant stupidhead poopy movies… I swear I didn’t wack off when I was kid… not that much…
xx.deathcab.xx | September 19, 2006 at 4:47 pm
She’s one mental breakdown away from making a sextape, releasing it at newstands, setting up a press conference explaining how she never intended to promote ‘Oh In Ohio’ with the homevideo and then she’ll continue to plug the movies concept. All the more, I die a little inside.
Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
How does the Superfish know how Abe Lincoln punches??
I’ll bet* Mr Fish throws like a girl??
BarbadoSlim | September 19, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Wait a minute here, wasn’t this smelly cunt over in London learning the fuck how to “act.”
what the fuck was that all about?
camabron | September 19, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Well, that black Mercedes late model E Class is no hippie car I tell you what.
hav-a-tampa | September 19, 2006 at 6:06 pm
First ! ya man ya. woooooooo…
Skönflicka | September 19, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss and Mischa Barton : what’s up with the Brits ?
DiabetesExplosion | September 19, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Didn’t you hear? England had to export some skanks since they imported Madonna to gain a surplus in the balance of trade and prevent a trade deficit in cunts.
suzy | September 19, 2006 at 6:59 pm
you think she slept in mary kate’s closet?
PrincessMuMu | September 19, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Are you retarded? What the hell do you THINK celebrities look like when they’re not on the red carpet?
Reid | September 19, 2006 at 7:58 pm
She looks like a Golden Girl’s stunt double.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
assfacecocknocker | September 19, 2006 at 10:31 pm
that dress is fucking terrible. it makes her look like she smells like pee-pee. i should know, im a professional pee-pee sniffer.
stonefoxhippie | September 19, 2006 at 11:10 pm
what is she hiding under that tent?
Niara | September 20, 2006 at 2:47 am
I think she’s a bad lay.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 4:51 am
She looks like Gwenyth Paltrow and Mary Kate Olsen had a baby that breaks into cars. Damn girl, there ain’t no more Dead shows…get your ass in the shower!
Old Abe may have a mean uppercut, but he can’t take a head shot to save his ass.
Doodlebug | September 20, 2006 at 5:05 am
Um…I still think she looks fine actually. But yeah, I’m sure everyone commenting looks a hell of a lot hotter than Ms. Barton..bunch of fat losers shoving chips into their mouths by the glow of the computer screen as they hate on successful, hardworking and rich young women.