Mischa Barton is a dirty hippie

September 19th, 2006 // 78 Comments

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I’m all for retro, but Mischa Barton’s dress makes her look like a time traveler from the 70′s. Only not nearly as cool as that sounds, because if it was there’d probably be a dinosaur in the background having a fist fight with Abraham Lincoln. And you’d put your money on the dinosaur, but old Abe has a mean uppercut.

More of Mischa looking like she’s given up showering after the jump.

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Comments (78)

  1. JammyDodger | September 19, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    1st?

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  2. Wampoon.com | September 19, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    Looks like my sofa cover.

    http://www.wampoon.com

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  3. piratekuhnbeard | September 19, 2006 at 1:44 pm

    and there probably wouldn’t be a nice mercedes (?) chillin’ there. yeah. that.

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  4. dstroyer | September 19, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    Moonbeam Barton?

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  5. Rimmer | September 19, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    Like that inmate yelling at Jodie Foster … I Can Smell Your Pussy …

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  6. frenchtoaststix | September 19, 2006 at 1:52 pm

    It’s Squeaky Fromme.

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  7. BigJim | September 19, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    I betcha she’s got a really hairy pussy. Like one of those chicks in a 70s porn film.

    Yuck!

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  8. LilRach | September 19, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    WTF. She looks like she’s travelled back in time to the 60′s.
    And what is with her top in the 2nd to last picture – well what is with her whole outfit? She needs a shower pronto!

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  9. commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 1:58 pm

    Yup, BigJim, she looks like a granola gal.

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  10. Grobpilot | September 19, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    She kinds looks like my babysitter who let me feel her up when I was twelve years old. She wasn’t incredibly attractive but, hey, my first grope! Ahh, the memories……

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  11. Grobpilot | September 19, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    “kinda”. Shit, I still spell like a twelve year old.

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  12. Russell_Reyes | September 19, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    eww… what happened to her?

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  13. thesarahficial | September 19, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    ew

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  14. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    Four words: Russian mail order bride.

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  15. clamofdeath | September 19, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    not showering is the only way she’ll put on weight

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  16. PJ in PA | September 19, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Nothing pairs better with BoHo (Ho for Homeless) chic than a classic Chanel purse and a Mercedes Benz.

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  17. tits_on_snack | September 19, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    I can’t exactly remember what prompted healthy, fit and bronzed, big-breasted, luscious lipped, toned and tight-bunned babes to be out; and haggard, frail old 75-pound senior citizens in flat shoes, giant old lady glasses, and cancer patient hollows under their eyes to become all the rage. But I think it starts with ‘Ashley and Mary Kate’ and ends with ‘Olsen’.

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  18. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    It’s always nice to see celebs without all the makeup and glam clothes…

    Well, maybe not.

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  19. reflight | September 19, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    And Fish, could you get another home page ad besides Whitford making eyes at Hughley’s nappy-ass hair?

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  20. Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    What happened to her? Two words: Cisco Adler. I mean, how long could she possibly go on seeing him without his stank finallyt rubbing off on her? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mischa, bring back Brandon Davis! He may be a sweaty pig, but at least he’s a more fashionable sweaty pig.

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  21. Superevil | September 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    WTF? Can someone explain to me why she is famous?

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  22. Tracie | September 19, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    *finally …Type too fast and mistakes happen…

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  23. krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    70′s porn and hairy pussies make me giggle.

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  24. BarbadoSlim | September 19, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Yuck, my state of the art Logitech gaming keyboard suddenly started reeking of old-woman smell.

    Somebody take this witch and burn her at the stake PLEASE!!

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  25. Tracy | September 19, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Maybe I could understand it if the outfit at least looked comfortable, but that drapey dress with the fussy sleeves and strings hanging off the back looks like a pain in the ass. I think a cute sweatsuit and a pair of keds would have given her more bang for her buck.

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  26. Tracy | September 19, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    …or maybe now that she’s unemployed she’s taken a job as a wench at the Renaissance fair. “Fetch me some fries and a diet coke!”

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  27. Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    LOL @ 14……..

    *Ring Ring*

    Janis Joplin called, she wants her shit back…….

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  28. Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    Wait a good goddamn minute. That is the same Mischa Barton as this: http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00233/Mischa_Barton_233048g.jpg ?????

    What in holy hell happened? Did she get beat in the head with an ugly stick? Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, what is one homely skank.

    Would I hit? Sure, but I wouldn’t tell any of you about it afterwards…

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  29. Star Maker Machinery | September 19, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Nice shawl haha … is that blue thing a tunic? She’s bringing the medieval look back.

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  30. Amy3000 | September 19, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    I wonder if she forgoes shaving her legs and armpits too?…ick

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  31. CelebSlam.com | September 19, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    I think she may have washed my car windows with newspaper.

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  32. DiabetesExplosion | September 19, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Bitch’s muff is NASTY.

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  33. krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here folks, and suggest that most famous people are somehwat normal(and sometimes fugly) folk under their air-brushed, manicured, cosmetically-altered exteriors. I mean, I am so fucking hot as it is, I couldn’t IMAGINE how fucking unbelievable I’d be if a little Hollywood magic was bestowed upon me.

    The world would likely implode.

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  34. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Since she was auditioning for the remake of one our first favorite jerk-off movies, Heidi, where the FUCK are the wooden clogs???

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  35. RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    Did I say jerk-off movies…? Shit… um, I of course meant stupidhead poopy movies… I swear I didn’t wack off when I was kid… not that much…

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  36. xx.deathcab.xx | September 19, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    She’s one mental breakdown away from making a sextape, releasing it at newstands, setting up a press conference explaining how she never intended to promote ‘Oh In Ohio’ with the homevideo and then she’ll continue to plug the movies concept. All the more, I die a little inside.

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  37. Throws-Like-A-Girl | September 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    How does the Superfish know how Abe Lincoln punches??

    I’ll bet* Mr Fish throws like a girl??

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  38. BarbadoSlim | September 19, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    Wait a minute here, wasn’t this smelly cunt over in London learning the fuck how to “act.”

    what the fuck was that all about?

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  39. camabron | September 19, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    Well, that black Mercedes late model E Class is no hippie car I tell you what.

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  40. hav-a-tampa | September 19, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    First ! ya man ya. woooooooo…

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  41. Skönflicka | September 19, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss and Mischa Barton : what’s up with the Brits ?

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  42. DiabetesExplosion | September 19, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    Didn’t you hear? England had to export some skanks since they imported Madonna to gain a surplus in the balance of trade and prevent a trade deficit in cunts.

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  43. suzy | September 19, 2006 at 6:59 pm

    you think she slept in mary kate’s closet?

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  44. PrincessMuMu | September 19, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    Are you retarded? What the hell do you THINK celebrities look like when they’re not on the red carpet?

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  45. Reid | September 19, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    She looks like a Golden Girl’s stunt double.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

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  46. assfacecocknocker | September 19, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    that dress is fucking terrible. it makes her look like she smells like pee-pee. i should know, im a professional pee-pee sniffer.

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  47. stonefoxhippie | September 19, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    what is she hiding under that tent?

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  48. Niara | September 20, 2006 at 2:47 am

    I think she’s a bad lay.

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  49. jrzmommy | September 20, 2006 at 4:51 am

    She looks like Gwenyth Paltrow and Mary Kate Olsen had a baby that breaks into cars. Damn girl, there ain’t no more Dead shows…get your ass in the shower!

    Old Abe may have a mean uppercut, but he can’t take a head shot to save his ass.

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  50. Doodlebug | September 20, 2006 at 5:05 am

    Um…I still think she looks fine actually. But yeah, I’m sure everyone commenting looks a hell of a lot hotter than Ms. Barton..bunch of fat losers shoving chips into their mouths by the glow of the computer screen as they hate on successful, hardworking and rich young women.

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