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I’m all for retro, but Mischa Barton’s dress makes her look like a time traveler from the 70′s. Only not nearly as cool as that sounds, because if it was there’d probably be a dinosaur in the background having a fist fight with Abraham Lincoln. And you’d put your money on the dinosaur, but old Abe has a mean uppercut.
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Looks like my sofa cover.
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and there probably wouldn’t be a nice mercedes (?) chillin’ there. yeah. that.
Moonbeam Barton?
Like that inmate yelling at Jodie Foster … I Can Smell Your Pussy …
It’s Squeaky Fromme.
I betcha she’s got a really hairy pussy. Like one of those chicks in a 70s porn film.
Yuck!
WTF. She looks like she’s travelled back in time to the 60′s.
And what is with her top in the 2nd to last picture – well what is with her whole outfit? She needs a shower pronto!
Yup, BigJim, she looks like a granola gal.
She kinds looks like my babysitter who let me feel her up when I was twelve years old. She wasn’t incredibly attractive but, hey, my first grope! Ahh, the memories……
“kinda”. Shit, I still spell like a twelve year old.
eww… what happened to her?
ew
Four words: Russian mail order bride.
not showering is the only way she’ll put on weight
Nothing pairs better with BoHo (Ho for Homeless) chic than a classic Chanel purse and a Mercedes Benz.
I can’t exactly remember what prompted healthy, fit and bronzed, big-breasted, luscious lipped, toned and tight-bunned babes to be out; and haggard, frail old 75-pound senior citizens in flat shoes, giant old lady glasses, and cancer patient hollows under their eyes to become all the rage. But I think it starts with ‘Ashley and Mary Kate’ and ends with ‘Olsen’.
It’s always nice to see celebs without all the makeup and glam clothes…
Well, maybe not.
And Fish, could you get another home page ad besides Whitford making eyes at Hughley’s nappy-ass hair?
What happened to her? Two words: Cisco Adler. I mean, how long could she possibly go on seeing him without his stank finallyt rubbing off on her? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mischa, bring back Brandon Davis! He may be a sweaty pig, but at least he’s a more fashionable sweaty pig.
WTF? Can someone explain to me why she is famous?
*finally …Type too fast and mistakes happen…
70′s porn and hairy pussies make me giggle.
Yuck, my state of the art Logitech gaming keyboard suddenly started reeking of old-woman smell.
Somebody take this witch and burn her at the stake PLEASE!!
Maybe I could understand it if the outfit at least looked comfortable, but that drapey dress with the fussy sleeves and strings hanging off the back looks like a pain in the ass. I think a cute sweatsuit and a pair of keds would have given her more bang for her buck.
…or maybe now that she’s unemployed she’s taken a job as a wench at the Renaissance fair. “Fetch me some fries and a diet coke!”
LOL @ 14……..
*Ring Ring*
Janis Joplin called, she wants her shit back…….
Wait a good goddamn minute. That is the same Mischa Barton as this: http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00233/Mischa_Barton_233048g.jpg ?????
What in holy hell happened? Did she get beat in the head with an ugly stick? Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, what is one homely skank.
Would I hit? Sure, but I wouldn’t tell any of you about it afterwards…
Nice shawl haha … is that blue thing a tunic? She’s bringing the medieval look back.
I wonder if she forgoes shaving her legs and armpits too?…ick
I think she may have washed my car windows with newspaper.
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Bitch’s muff is NASTY.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here folks, and suggest that most famous people are somehwat normal(and sometimes fugly) folk under their air-brushed, manicured, cosmetically-altered exteriors. I mean, I am so fucking hot as it is, I couldn’t IMAGINE how fucking unbelievable I’d be if a little Hollywood magic was bestowed upon me.
The world would likely implode.
Since she was auditioning for the remake of one our first favorite jerk-off movies, Heidi, where the FUCK are the wooden clogs???
Did I say jerk-off movies…? Shit… um, I of course meant stupidhead poopy movies… I swear I didn’t wack off when I was kid… not that much…
She’s one mental breakdown away from making a sextape, releasing it at newstands, setting up a press conference explaining how she never intended to promote ‘Oh In Ohio’ with the homevideo and then she’ll continue to plug the movies concept. All the more, I die a little inside.
How does the Superfish know how Abe Lincoln punches??
I’ll bet* Mr Fish throws like a girl??
Wait a minute here, wasn’t this smelly cunt over in London learning the fuck how to “act.”
what the fuck was that all about?
Well, that black Mercedes late model E Class is no hippie car I tell you what.
First ! ya man ya. woooooooo…
Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss and Mischa Barton : what’s up with the Brits ?
Didn’t you hear? England had to export some skanks since they imported Madonna to gain a surplus in the balance of trade and prevent a trade deficit in cunts.
you think she slept in mary kate’s closet?
Are you retarded? What the hell do you THINK celebrities look like when they’re not on the red carpet?
She looks like a Golden Girl’s stunt double.
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that dress is fucking terrible. it makes her look like she smells like pee-pee. i should know, im a professional pee-pee sniffer.
what is she hiding under that tent?
I think she’s a bad lay.
She looks like Gwenyth Paltrow and Mary Kate Olsen had a baby that breaks into cars. Damn girl, there ain’t no more Dead shows…get your ass in the shower!
Old Abe may have a mean uppercut, but he can’t take a head shot to save his ass.
Um…I still think she looks fine actually. But yeah, I’m sure everyone commenting looks a hell of a lot hotter than Ms. Barton..bunch of fat losers shoving chips into their mouths by the glow of the computer screen as they hate on successful, hardworking and rich young women.