Mischa Barton in a bikini

Not as bad as before..

Cottage Cheese anyone?

pffffffffffffffffft

sorry, i just farted

Cellulite? That isn’t even cellulite, it’s just natural skin toning. So many celebreties are air-brushed to look ENTIRELY smooth that people even forget what natural light does to someones skin. Definately not cellulite, worrying that you should think so.

She could not be more boring. But at least you can’t see her ugly stick straight legs from this angle.

4:20 woooo!!! oh, damnit..

Who’s Mischa Barton again?

Hot

her body is great

her body is great

Her body is fine, but her hair looks like shit!

Ugly, no talent. Looks like a nasty hippie. Why does anyone care about this dumb chick?

Eh, I’d still hike the trail between those two mountains until I reached Nut Butter lake.

Cant stand her, but I still dont see any cellulite.

Yeah ive seen the photos of her flabby ass, but id still beat it like a cop(rodney king style)shes still attractive

She looks good here.

i thought she died at the end of season 3…

this girl is so sexy. . . I’m not a lesbian,
but if i were, I would date her.
She’s so beautiful!!!!
(even if her ass is slightly bigger than usual)

Gorgeous!

this girl is so sexy. . . I’m not a lesbian,
but if i were, I would date her.
She’s so beautiful!!!!
(even if her ass is slightly bigger than usual)

Gorgeous!

I still don’t see why so many people think she’s hot.

Nothing special

wow she looks really good for her, way better than a year ago

I went to Goa and spent 20 straight hours pissing out my ass.

FUCK INDIA!

X-wing? Dude, Y-wings are where it’s at. Gotta love the ion cannons.

Well I want to Goa and spend 20 hours fucking Misha in her ass. Maybe the end result would be the same for her but I’d enjoy myself.

Her first movie role was as a ghost, and every time i see her I feel like I’m looking at one.

If I had a wife I could imagine her coming into the room and saying “Why are you looking at a picture of an empty beach?” and I’d say “It’s Mischa Barton in a bikini.” And she’d say, “I hate to break it to you, but there is no one in that picture, and Mischa Barton died in the Civil War. She was your great-great-great-great-great grandmother.” She is spooky as hale.

She’s fine until she opens her mouth. Unless she’s opening her mouth to put something in it, i.e. my cock. Or my balls.

Who the fuck is she? Why do we give a fuck?Fish, fuckin die already! Dam!

Less than average face, no ass, no tits, no shape whatsoever. Looks like she smells like pachouli and body odor.

DO NOT WANT.

What’s up with the stupid headbands? When is she gonna stop wearing those? I mean c’mon i’m sure she wears that shit when she’s about to go swimming, celebrities are sooooo fake…… ( wait i guess shes not a real celebrity, whatever the hell she is, fake!)

Ya reckon the ends of her hair are so raggedy from getting tangled up in Cisco’s ginormous tea-bag? He could have slew Goliath with that sac.

#31- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Ginormous is such a stupid word. (Who even says that anymore?) Especially used with “tea-bag”. And it’s slain, not slew, when used with “could have”. Doh.

Get the hell off your mom’s PC,and go the hell to work.Who the hell’s gonna spray paint the charcoal broiler lines on the patties down at BK if you don’t take your lazy ass to work?

I don’t care how famous or how thin this girl is………she has never seen the inside of a gym in her life, totally disgusting.

I don’t care how famous or how thin this girl is………she has never seen the inside of a gym in her life, totally disgusting.

#26 hilarious, LMAO!!!

Don’t leave her site without reading the hilariously idiotic comments that have been posted. Here’s a sample:

Beautiful,Amazing Mischa seriously u look like u r enjoying ur self pretty much lately so, hope ur having fun!
PS u r so lucky the weather is good there!

You’re all gay. That Mischa is so hot right now if I touched her I might burn my finger. She may be skinny but those hips are so rockin’. I would smash her into next week.

Jenny Gump

she looks fabulous; never seen her act, but she looks fabulous.

nothing screams gay like saying “….. Mischa is so hot right now if I touched her I might burn my finger…..”

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DESPERATE, folks!!

just masterbated.

still can’t spell ma-sta-bait-ed

Great… my cock grew arms, grabbed a knife off of the kitchen table and tried to cut itself off and run away. No worries though… I beat it until it threw up… that’ll learn ‘em.

who’s got no sense of humor and has never seen Zoolander. But whatever.

This girl pisses me off for some reason. Even seeing pictures of her makes me wanna scream SHUT UP woman, clearly she’s not even talking (because it’s a photo, a lame one too), but I can hear that annoying voice just looking at her. and ugh I hate those head band things all those celebrity hippie wannabees are wearing. Sorry to break it to you, but when you live in a mansion the size of a hotel you can’t really be a hippy, it doesn’t matter how much pot you smoke.

This girl is SO incapable of tone and muscle it’s just sad, typical skinny fattie just like gwenyth paltrow. It’s just kind of repulsive when someone can’t grow muscle, it’s like “um you weren’t meant to survive”, but thanks to modern medicine and technology you did, yay lucky us, you’ll be really usefull in this world what with being able to … uh what can you do again? Clearly standing straight alone is to much exersion for your flacid muscleless body so I am really drawing a blank on your skills and abilities, except looking like a supreme shedouce, you’ve got that down.

correctione: shedouche

i want to give her a back massage