Mischa Barton was spotted in New York City with her fly down. Which I’m sure was a clever move designed to draw eyes away from her top. And it might’ve worked too, had that not been the loudest most obnoxious top ever conceived by man. A breakdancing hippo couldn’t pull your eyes off that thing. It could, however, win over your heart.
More of Mischa and her undone fly after the jump.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
@100-
What is a helicopter exactly? I know about the Cleveland Steamer, Space Docking, Felching, Snowballing, and some others, but not the Helicopter. I must know!!
96. I was following a wonderfully pungent odor that I believed to be overly ripe head cheese, but unfortunately turned out to be smaegma. My momentum propelled me into her cooch, and I was forced to claw and bite my way out.
It was reported that she died from a gerbiling incident gone horribly wrong.
101. The Helicopter is a practice where one places herself in an upright fetal position in a large, open, woven hanger or harness, suspended from the ceiling. Her partner lies below her, winds her up, and then lets her body corkscrew down onto his schlong. Repeat.
It’s not terribly practical, or common, and I discovered it in the Phillipines.
*Philippines*, fuck.
Aw shucks, burningsensation… thanks.
*giving you a small jar of zinc oxide cream for your affliction…
#100 is a troll stalker. Please fuck off and die!!
106. When you insert your head deep inside a ferret’s rectum, you are hardly in a position to feign indignation when someone notices, bitch ;^)
107: Troll stalker, die asshole.
can somebody plz explain to me why the images have been removed????????
What the heck is she tring to pull?
You can find pictures here: http://www.glunp.com/2006/12/10/mischa-barton-tries-to-show-her-stuff.html
95, that was effin awesome! :D
nice…..but image removed