Mischa Barton was spotted in New York City with her fly down. Which I’m sure was a clever move designed to draw eyes away from her top. And it might’ve worked too, had that not been the loudest most obnoxious top ever conceived by man. A breakdancing hippo couldn’t pull your eyes off that thing. It could, however, win over your heart.
More of Mischa and her undone fly after the jump.
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DrunkBlogger | December 8, 2006 at 9:42 am
I hate when people say FIRST!!!
enfilade | December 8, 2006 at 9:44 am
How embarrassing.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
VeryLiberating.com | December 8, 2006 at 9:46 am
Bwahaha!
http://www.veryliberating.com
Kellie | December 8, 2006 at 9:47 am
That sucks!
Kellie | December 8, 2006 at 9:48 am
to bad we couldnt get a peak
http://www.boobsbabesandreviews.com
girl69 | December 8, 2006 at 9:48 am
her vagina has given up on her and is foraging for food on its own
jc | December 8, 2006 at 9:48 am
:In a Chandler voice:
Could her jeans BE any more tighter???
RoseColoredGlasses | December 8, 2006 at 9:53 am
She’s pretty damn ugly…#7…i agree on the jeans comment…personally, i think skinny jeans are the worst invention ever!
Tracie | December 8, 2006 at 9:58 am
Hey, forgetting to zip up your fly is a lot better than forgetting to change your tampon. Keep trying Mischa!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/01/mischa_barton_spotted_spotting.html
Italian Stallion | December 8, 2006 at 9:58 am
I saw a breakdancing hippo before. She changed her name to Oprah and doesn’t breakdance anymore. I think she has a talk show now or something………….
CelebSlam.com | December 8, 2006 at 9:59 am
Looks like she’s taken up the dressing habits of her homeless boyfriend Cisco Adler
http://www.celebslam.com
hendero | December 8, 2006 at 10:00 am
if it was Lindsay or Britney it would have been the coochie coo hanging open
gossipmonger | December 8, 2006 at 10:07 am
Man-the girl has some child-bearing hips for sure! That
“outfit” just sucks the big one.
MizScarlett | December 8, 2006 at 10:08 am
And this is interesting how?
Wake me when Gavin Rossdale leaves HIS fly open.
Terry | December 8, 2006 at 10:13 am
DEAR EVERYONE:
this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.
Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com
It’s updated like 30 times a day and it’s actually funny — not lame and hateful.
ResidentX | December 8, 2006 at 10:14 am
Could her jeans be so tight that she CAN’T zip up pants? She should move to Cambridge, MA…she would fit in greatly with her creative look. How can someone have so much money and not have sense of style. Also, she needs to put some lotion on her skin.
woolymama | December 8, 2006 at 10:17 am
my gosh that girl is really bow legged
Italian Stallion | December 8, 2006 at 10:21 am
@15 Terry- shut the fuck up, I hope you get hit with a stray bullet right in your fucking head. Update that 30 times fucker………..
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 10:29 am
Terry, that is the gayest site I’ve ever seen. That shit is so gay even homos won’t look at it because it makes their assholes hurt too much. Why don’t you put that back in the gerbil cage and run along….
http://www.gerbilinsertion.org/forums/terry/ienjoythesensation
UNWASHEDMASSES | December 8, 2006 at 10:33 am
Mischa’s so dumb that she’s trying to be hip and join the club of flashing vag, except she’s not wearing a miniskirt and her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open. If we were to glimpse her naughty bit, I suspect by the hygiene of her boyfriend it would look and smell like a Wooly Mammoth’s scrotum.
Spindoc | December 8, 2006 at 10:35 am
I guess she sold her zipper for more Meth, Damn, shouldn’t have left The OC Mish, tough to find work when you’re a 20 year old who looks 40.
llllllllll | December 8, 2006 at 10:35 am
But why? We like hatred, humiliation, insulting and beelzebub.
RichPort | December 8, 2006 at 10:35 am
The photogs must have noticed her zipper was down when they saw all of the flies coming out… BBBBZZZZZZZZ… ugly fucking bo-legged mail order bride looking B list bitch.
#18 – HA!!!
#19 – Fucking hilarious, and true.
Terry? Is that like terry cloth? Like the kind of terry cloth I’d wipe your mom’s back off with and then shove it your mouth? Like that kind of terry?
danielle | December 8, 2006 at 10:36 am
Good one osh. Hillarious.
Sayonara | December 8, 2006 at 10:36 am
wonder if it’s cisco’s fault
eatyourfeedback | December 8, 2006 at 10:38 am
Those jeans look like they required the use of shoehorn to get into.
llllllllll | December 8, 2006 at 10:40 am
And to think, greasy Brandon use to slippity slide in and out of that.
aliomali | December 8, 2006 at 10:43 am
oooh, i thought i felt a draft…
llllllllll | December 8, 2006 at 10:43 am
Her lower half reminds me of a duck. I bet she has webbed feet.
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 10:48 am
maybe if she wasn’t so fucking FAAAAAAAT!
Terry, what do you think the commentary on a website named the Superficial should be? God, I hate ignorant fucking freaks like you. You and people like you are the reason why God created maneating sharks.
Babybing | December 8, 2006 at 10:50 am
Someone needs to tell her that she looks assy in skinny jeans.
P.S. Terry, go play in traffic.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 10:56 am
Mischa Barton’s fucking stacked. I bet when she walks down the street all the old black men start tapping their toes and singing “Brick House”. She looks like she could be a stripper at Magic City. Dangerous Curves Ahead!
fearsarewishes | December 8, 2006 at 10:57 am
#20
“…her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open.”
Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated the ability to write a more coherent thought.
normella | December 8, 2006 at 11:01 am
Guao. That’s Gumbi in human form, y’all.
RichPort | December 8, 2006 at 11:03 am
Hmmmm… I think it’s time to go to Terry’s “blog” and start commenting about bunnies, puppies, and frolicking in the fucking fields… let’s see how funny you really are…
HolisticWisdomcom | December 8, 2006 at 11:05 am
Always a bright side, now she has extra pheromones wafting in the air to attract the hunky men about. ;-)
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 11:14 am
You could serve coffee on that ass. TA-DOWWW!!!!!!
combustion8 | December 8, 2006 at 11:16 am
shes got breeder hips.
minniememe | December 8, 2006 at 11:19 am
she looks like that ugly chick from that fucking retarted levi’s “walk the line” commercial
topjimi | December 8, 2006 at 11:20 am
Terri – The reason why all these people are so hateful is that they are so envious. Misha Barton has everything they don’t: Beauty, money, celeb status, etc. Instead of actually doing something with their lives, people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet.
minniememe | December 8, 2006 at 11:21 am
*waves at #40 from the other side of the trailer park*
Hay ya’ll wanna come over an watch Springer on t.v.?
topjimi | December 8, 2006 at 11:24 am
41: lol. I’ll pass, but thanks anyway!
shanonorato | December 8, 2006 at 11:25 am
Nice gap. She’s a toad.
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 11:31 am
40 nice try but the dead-hooker-in-morgue look doesn’t appeal to me.
“people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet. ”
You see where this is going to go, now, right?
Steve Sanders | December 8, 2006 at 11:34 am
Posted by Terry on December 8, 2006 10:13 AM
DEAR EVERYONE:
this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.
Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com
It’s updated like 30 times a day and it’s actually funny — not lame and hateful.
whatever you say, terry.
the hateful part is what makes it so entertaining. we are not here to look for a christian point of view. BTW, the fadedyouth blog sucks, don’t bother. i do like the fake wood paneling gif used as a background. i’m sure it was inspired by the walls in your mom’s basement. dork.
topjimi | December 8, 2006 at 11:37 am
“You see where this is going to go, now, right?”
No, but honestly, I am a little scared cause you have issued one death treat already and you strike me as the kind of person who might kill. Repeatedly.
aimatcha | December 8, 2006 at 11:37 am
This girl doesn’t wash. How can we expect her to pull herself together enough to zip up?
Peter Coffin | December 8, 2006 at 11:40 am
Because we expect people that get paid money to look good and talk to be able to do simple things or have employees to do them.
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 11:41 am
You’re out of your mind. I didn’t issue shit. You strike me as the kind of person who got dropped on their head as an infant. Repeatedly.
Harmony | December 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
haha
stupid celebrities