Mischa Barton forgets to zip up her fly

December 8th, 2006 // 112 Comments
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Mischa Barton was spotted in New York City with her fly down. Which I’m sure was a clever move designed to draw eyes away from her top. And it might’ve worked too, had that not been the loudest most obnoxious top ever conceived by man. A breakdancing hippo couldn’t pull your eyes off that thing. It could, however, win over your heart.

More of Mischa and her undone fly after the jump.

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  1. I hate when people say FIRST!!!

  2. Kellie

    to bad we couldnt get a peak

    http://www.boobsbabesandreviews.com

  3. girl69

    her vagina has given up on her and is foraging for food on its own

  4. jc

    :In a Chandler voice:
    Could her jeans BE any more tighter???

  5. RoseColoredGlasses

    She’s pretty damn ugly…#7…i agree on the jeans comment…personally, i think skinny jeans are the worst invention ever!

  6. Tracie

    Hey, forgetting to zip up your fly is a lot better than forgetting to change your tampon. Keep trying Mischa!
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/01/mischa_barton_spotted_spotting.html

  7. I saw a breakdancing hippo before. She changed her name to Oprah and doesn’t breakdance anymore. I think she has a talk show now or something………….

  8. Looks like she’s taken up the dressing habits of her homeless boyfriend Cisco Adler

    http://www.celebslam.com

  9. hendero

    if it was Lindsay or Britney it would have been the coochie coo hanging open

  10. Man-the girl has some child-bearing hips for sure! That
    “outfit” just sucks the big one.

  11. MizScarlett

    And this is interesting how?

    Wake me when Gavin Rossdale leaves HIS fly open.

  12. Terry

    DEAR EVERYONE:

    this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.

    Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

    It’s updated like 30 times a day and it’s actually funny — not lame and hateful.

  13. ResidentX

    Could her jeans be so tight that she CAN’T zip up pants? She should move to Cambridge, MA…she would fit in greatly with her creative look. How can someone have so much money and not have sense of style. Also, she needs to put some lotion on her skin.

  14. woolymama

    my gosh that girl is really bow legged

  15. Italian Stallion

    @15 Terry- shut the fuck up, I hope you get hit with a stray bullet right in your fucking head. Update that 30 times fucker………..

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Terry, that is the gayest site I’ve ever seen. That shit is so gay even homos won’t look at it because it makes their assholes hurt too much. Why don’t you put that back in the gerbil cage and run along….
    http://www.gerbilinsertion.org/forums/terry/ienjoythesensation

  17. Mischa’s so dumb that she’s trying to be hip and join the club of flashing vag, except she’s not wearing a miniskirt and her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open. If we were to glimpse her naughty bit, I suspect by the hygiene of her boyfriend it would look and smell like a Wooly Mammoth’s scrotum.

  18. I guess she sold her zipper for more Meth, Damn, shouldn’t have left The OC Mish, tough to find work when you’re a 20 year old who looks 40.

  19. llllllllll

    But why? We like hatred, humiliation, insulting and beelzebub.

  20. RichPort

    The photogs must have noticed her zipper was down when they saw all of the flies coming out… BBBBZZZZZZZZ… ugly fucking bo-legged mail order bride looking B list bitch.

    #18 – HA!!!

    #19 – Fucking hilarious, and true.

    Terry? Is that like terry cloth? Like the kind of terry cloth I’d wipe your mom’s back off with and then shove it your mouth? Like that kind of terry?

  21. danielle

    Good one osh. Hillarious.

  22. Sayonara

    wonder if it’s cisco’s fault

  23. eatyourfeedback

    Those jeans look like they required the use of shoehorn to get into.

  24. llllllllll

    And to think, greasy Brandon use to slippity slide in and out of that.

  25. aliomali

    oooh, i thought i felt a draft…

  26. llllllllll

    Her lower half reminds me of a duck. I bet she has webbed feet.

  27. jrzmommy

    maybe if she wasn’t so fucking FAAAAAAAT!
    Terry, what do you think the commentary on a website named the Superficial should be? God, I hate ignorant fucking freaks like you. You and people like you are the reason why God created maneating sharks.

  28. Babybing

    Someone needs to tell her that she looks assy in skinny jeans.

    P.S. Terry, go play in traffic.

  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Mischa Barton’s fucking stacked. I bet when she walks down the street all the old black men start tapping their toes and singing “Brick House”. She looks like she could be a stripper at Magic City. Dangerous Curves Ahead!

  30. #20

    “…her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open.”

    Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated the ability to write a more coherent thought.

  31. normella

    Guao. That’s Gumbi in human form, y’all.

  32. RichPort

    Hmmmm… I think it’s time to go to Terry’s “blog” and start commenting about bunnies, puppies, and frolicking in the fucking fields… let’s see how funny you really are…

  33. Always a bright side, now she has extra pheromones wafting in the air to attract the hunky men about. ;-)

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    You could serve coffee on that ass. TA-DOWWW!!!!!!

  35. combustion8

    shes got breeder hips.

  36. minniememe

    she looks like that ugly chick from that fucking retarted levi’s “walk the line” commercial

  37. topjimi

    Terri – The reason why all these people are so hateful is that they are so envious. Misha Barton has everything they don’t: Beauty, money, celeb status, etc. Instead of actually doing something with their lives, people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet.

  38. minniememe

    *waves at #40 from the other side of the trailer park*

    Hay ya’ll wanna come over an watch Springer on t.v.?

  39. topjimi

    41: lol. I’ll pass, but thanks anyway!

  40. shanonorato

    Nice gap. She’s a toad.

  41. jrzmommy

    40 nice try but the dead-hooker-in-morgue look doesn’t appeal to me.

    “people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet. ”

    You see where this is going to go, now, right?

  42. Posted by Terry on December 8, 2006 10:13 AM

    DEAR EVERYONE:

    this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.

    Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

    It’s updated like 30 times a day and it’s actually funny — not lame and hateful.

    whatever you say, terry.

    the hateful part is what makes it so entertaining. we are not here to look for a christian point of view. BTW, the fadedyouth blog sucks, don’t bother. i do like the fake wood paneling gif used as a background. i’m sure it was inspired by the walls in your mom’s basement. dork.

  43. topjimi

    “You see where this is going to go, now, right?”

    No, but honestly, I am a little scared cause you have issued one death treat already and you strike me as the kind of person who might kill. Repeatedly.

  44. aimatcha

    This girl doesn’t wash. How can we expect her to pull herself together enough to zip up?

  45. Because we expect people that get paid money to look good and talk to be able to do simple things or have employees to do them.

  46. jrzmommy

    You’re out of your mind. I didn’t issue shit. You strike me as the kind of person who got dropped on their head as an infant. Repeatedly.

  47. Harmony

    haha

    stupid celebrities

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