Mischa Barton dates Kimberly Stewart’s ex

September 26th, 2005 // 30 Comments

Barton_Stewart.jpgAccording to Radar Online, Mischa Barton has sparked Kimberly Stewart’s syphilitic fury by dating Stewart’s ex-fianc

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Comments (30)

  1. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 9:10 am

    ET Phooooonnnnee Hoooommmeee

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  2. Proteon | September 26, 2005 at 9:26 am

    I have no idea who this chick is but she looks like a soap star from the 80′s – photo looks to be taken from 1986.

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  3. Juliette | September 26, 2005 at 9:39 am

    This whole clan of sluts is rather amusing…Kim, Lindsay, Paris, Mischa, Nicole, Hilary…they should all sleep with each other’s boyfriends and just get it over with.

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  4. Ms. Dilligaff | September 26, 2005 at 9:47 am

    All three of these people make me a little ill when I look at them, so I try not to do it very much.

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  5. DevastatorX | September 26, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Why do people find this chick attractive? The hottest thing she ever did was throw up in “The 6th sense” And even that wasn’t too cool.

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  6. DevastatorX | September 26, 2005 at 10:28 am

    Also reminds me of this click of Ho’s I used to go to school with that had to all take turns dating the same dudes.
    At the 10th reunion some had passed away and some had obvious signs of facial herpes.

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  7. Darby | September 26, 2005 at 10:32 am

    What is with these super skinny chicks? I mean they both look like they’ve been run over by a steam roller…no curves. When did that become sexy? I think guys want something to hold onto and a wonamly body not a bony ass. Am I right??

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  8. reigne | September 26, 2005 at 10:56 am

    Her cheekbone forms a shadow on her face. That’s just wrong.

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  9. stinkypinky | September 26, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    I’m glad they are keeping their STD’s within the same social circle.

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  10. seminole | September 26, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    mischa barton definitely has hips and an ass, although it contrasts rather sharply with the rest of her skinny body.

    some may find it weird, I find it hot.

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  11. jon | September 26, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    I’d love to make love to a giant triangle, which is probably why i whack off to Mr Men.

    Sweet.

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  12. mEGGSnBACON | September 26, 2005 at 12:46 pm

    God I hate everyone involved in this article. Mischa, Paris II aka Kimberly, and their dirty hippie loverboyman

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  13. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 1:19 pm

    I never liked Mischa from the day she was on that stupid show, and ppl actually started to care for a second. I dont trust her because she sounds like a man… and looks like a man…In an ugly dress… mishca is a man! No wonder I didnt trust her…

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  14. daria405 | September 26, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    So what is a Cisco, and why does everybody seem to want one?

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  15. Grey | September 26, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    she looks like she should be the 3rd olsen. gross.

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  16. Martin92 | September 26, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    Why the hell does anybody care about these publicity hungry skanks? We need real controversy. Like Oprah Winfrey sexually assualting Dr.Phil.

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  17. Ragin_Pope_Angus | September 26, 2005 at 2:36 pm

    All of these 20something skags need to jump into a meat grinder and make a full woman out of them. Oh well, the talentless ones will wither and vanish anyway.

    The Pope likes real women with real shape. I dated a skinny woman once when I lived in England. Ugh. It felt like wrestling a skeleton.

    Here in Texas, we got real women with meat shakin’ on their bones.

    And brethren, we all know that meat holds heat.

    Here endeth the lesson.

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  18. andrewthezeppo | September 26, 2005 at 4:03 pm

    While I’ve never found Mischa attractive, I thought she at least had more class than Paris and Kimberly and that lot….I guess I was wrong

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  19. Queen LaQueefah | September 26, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    It’s pretty apparent this guy is not after the substance, and by substance I don’t mean drugs, cause he’s obviously into that. Have you peeped this dude? He looks like he fell out of a hot-boxed VW van and into the giant highschool of young celebrity. He also seems to have a penchant for girls who look Juuuuuuust like melted candles with spaghetti for hair.

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  20. IvoryFingers | September 26, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    Once I thought Mischa was attractive. It was before she turned around.

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  21. Rach-tastic | September 26, 2005 at 6:07 pm

    <3 Gepetto!

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  22. Xibalba | September 26, 2005 at 7:26 pm

    I think it’s a travesty that nobody is worried about Cisco? I mean, yeah, he might have herpes, crabs, and all other manner of nasty sex tool ailments, but has anyone thought to inform him that Mischa has Aids? That or she is only 13 and hasn’t hit puberty… And then Cisco should really watch himself, sleeping with a 13yo in the US is a no no…

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  23. tg8 | September 26, 2005 at 9:45 pm

    Perhaps I’m naive, but the most shocking thing I find in all of this is that no one is aghast at comparing Kimberly to Mischa. I mean at least Mischa has some boobs.

    I mean one of the main reasons Paris Motel hangs with the Kimberly and/or the Nicole is because she looks so good (and by “good” I mean “half-way attractive”) next to these rakes with no boobs.

    I’m no OC fan, but I just got to defend decent boobage when it needs defending.

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  24. him_lover | September 27, 2005 at 12:10 am

    the nicole looks better than motel paris now, that’s why she’s all over nasty kim stewert. i can’t fathom why all these nasty bitches are famous! at least mischa is on a show, and sort of? doing something for her money and fame. kimberly? she’s rod’s nasty daughter that looks just like him. they’re some big ugly androgonous family. neither he nor his daughter look good as a man or woman

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  25. That Girl | September 27, 2005 at 2:18 am

    It looks like someone lopped off the tip of her nose.

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  26. pixie_d2be | September 27, 2005 at 1:03 pm

    I think shes one of the most beautiful women on the planet but hey, each to their own.

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  27. IvoryFingers | September 27, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    that is if the planet you are talking about is Pluto.

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  28. Ms. Dilligaff | September 27, 2005 at 11:21 pm

    No kidding Ivory. Seriously, look at that photo again. Keep in mind that’s *after* hair and makeup…and it was chosen as a “keeper.” Good Lord I hope I never see the throw-aways. Looks like she’s having facial spasms(not that there’s anything wrong with that).

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  29. elle26 | November 30, 2005 at 2:15 am

    Mischaaaa isss the best….total cliche…but its true…dont be a hater coz she looks thin…bet ur some petty fat ass. FYI..there are alwez pix of Mischa pigging out…she’s jz one of those ppl tht can eat truckloads and nvr get fat.so if any of you hav problems…do us all a favour and shed tht fat.

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  30. memory card reader | June 3, 2010 at 6:36 am

    When he gets to be sexy? I think the guys want something to keep body and not a bone wonamly donkey.

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