Mischa Barton continues to win at life

March 30th, 2010 // 51 Comments

For anyone who cares, Mischa Barton is still out there like a poor man’s Lindsay Lohan, according to Page Six:

A spy reports that the “O.C.” actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking “totally out of it.”
Says our witness, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.”

Two things amaze me about this story:

1. Someone actually recognized Mischa Barton. (Sorcery?)
2. Whoever was working the door looked at the face above and thought bringing alcohol into the equation would be a good idea. Seriously, does Mischa Barton ever not look like she just huffed glue in a parked car? I rest my case.


  1. Hellia

    Her face looks fucked… Literally.



  3. arealcad

    bad clams at HoJo’s

  4. TetterkeT

    She must still be in character from her role in The Sixth Sense.

  5. sixpack

    The OC? What was that, 7 years ago?

  6. Randal

    Mischa, like any high profile celebrity, will have her good and bad days but what amazes me about this young star is that no matter what people think, she has a smile on her face.

    She’s enjoying life and simply living it! Positivity is infectious, so here’s to it spreading.


  7. jonny

    she has a creepy clown face…..

  8. Will this HAS BEEN ever die?!
    So sick of her… you were on a semi big series… now your life is over and your money is running out!


  9. TekMoney

    HAHA! I thought you had finally taken my advice, Randal… I see you’re still at it. Fucking hilarious!

    As for Mischa… she’s been irrelevant since The OC. Getting naked for straight-to-DVD films is all she’s good for nowdays. The coked out look on her face is classic.

  10. jonny

    “semi-big” The OC was HUGE, the fact that she was unable to capitalize on her staring is a testament to her lack of talent. Drink yourself to death, bitch!

  11. m

    Even more disturbing than her face are her clothes. What the in the fucking early 90s hell is she wearing?!

  12. I’m impressed she still has any money at all.


  13. JCR

    Frankly, the one time I met Mischa I thought she was cute enough to nail. Fortunately, there’s no way she would have every considered doing that. So… there’s that story out of the way.

  14. Sardonic

    Vomit breath is so hot on a young girl at Bar Marmont. I typically suggest they cleanse their palate with the Rabitt Rillette Toasties from the bar snacks menu and then wash it down with the Westside cocktail which is made with mint and club soda. She’ll be good to go for round 2 in about five minutes.

  15. notthelimejuice

    her roots look terrible….

  16. Pic #1= “Steve, they said you got crazy eye”

  17. Peanutty

    Do you know what else is spreading Randal? Your ass cheeks.

  18. meme

    Boot & Rally!! That takes talent dude.

  19. dude

    i’d totally hit it

  20. Amy

    Dude, she’s on drugs!!! the many faces of meth

  21. Giorgio!

    She is perhaps one of the few people who still makes Lindsay look like Brady Bunch material. I mean look at her face, what happened? The joker called and he wants his face back.

  22. Cam R

    What are you guys talking about? She is clearly high on life! And by life I mean 5 grams of coke. What is she trying to do, beat Lindsay Lohan? A)That’s physically impossible unless you’re Keith Richards and B) Honey that’s not a finish line you wanna cross…

  23. Cam R

    Yeesh. I mean Don’t want to cross….but then again…lol

  24. Landon "Reaper" Armstrong

    @6. Randal …

    Randal, dude, that’s not a smile. It’s a grimace. She’s got gas!

    And frankly, she looks like Fido’s ass.

  25. Landon "Reaper" Armstrong

    One more thing…I just realized in the first pic it appears she’s talking out of the corner of her mouth…to “Them!”

  26. Rhialto

    Being a serious actress is pretty hard work actually.Getting up on time,staying fit,focused on the role etc.If you aren’t able to bring that up,you’re out of business soon.

  27. Darth

    The awesomeness of making shitloads of money with only a couple of months of work a year.Some are losing the discipline after a while.And that’s called character.

  28. Rhialto

    That’s why employers don’t pay their employees shitloads. .

  29. Gando

    What it takes to become a successful actress? A librarian mixed with the playmate of the month.

  30. More Englishy but only slightlessly shanty than Linds Lohan.

  31. Why do such young stars spend so much like on a house…. from the start??? They will end up with nothing later on.

  32. Galtacticus

    I know these sites on the interwebs.

  33. Newly blonde fashionista Mischa Barton out and about in Los Angeles last night. She enjoyed a meal with friends at Madeo restaurant, where there are always plenty of paps, so of course she got snapped. Mischa was noticeably not wearing any makeup and we think she is looking so healthy and fresh these days that she didn’t even need any, but then again, no real fashionista is ever seen without being totally glammed up….

  34. Boogeyman King Dong

    If you’re a dumb tool you wouldn’t stand a chance @30?

  35. Gando

    Maybe they’ll make it to the first level.Second door on the right,master bedroom.

  36. black jesus

    saw her as the whore in a recent SVU episode.. she wasnt bad. shes a pretty good actor, plus she is doable. her body isnt totally slammin, but its good enuf

    and shes batshit crazy, apparently – which is always more exciting than most of the other retarded “good little christian girls” that suck all that fratboy dick

  37. Mischa was noticeably not wearing any makeup and we think she is looking so healthy and fresh these days…

  38. Maybe they’ll make it to the first level.Second door on the right,master bedroom.

  39. captain america

    you reckognise the CRAZYNESS in her eyes?

  40. Jennifer

    I saw her in Austin @ SXSW and she was fucked up! The girls not cute at all!

  41. Kiebler

    She looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings wearing a wig.

  42. M

    The piss colored hair isn’t doing her any favors either.

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  46. Do you know what else is spreading Randal? Your ass cheeks.

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