Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick

January 26th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.

NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW – if your boss is Superman.

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Comments (82)

  1. Jim | January 27, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Someone gets this stick some leaves.

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  2. Jim | January 27, 2009 at 9:04 am

    WTF, I am first for onces… biatches!!

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  3. authorego | January 27, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Mischa can not wrap her mind around the fact that she only got 15 minutes of fame. She is fighting a losing battle to change destiny.

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  4. anonymous | January 27, 2009 at 9:09 am

    she’s certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
    look at her pupils. they’re dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
    idiot.

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  5. anonymous | January 27, 2009 at 9:09 am

    she’s certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
    look at her pupils. they’re dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
    idiot.

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  6. Mr. Tongue | January 27, 2009 at 9:10 am

    That’s “making out?” That peck on the lips?

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  7. wtf | January 27, 2009 at 9:16 am

    did she lose a lot of weight recently? Her body looks kinda different, but mostly I see it in her face. She kinda looks like an alien in her face now…it’s weird.

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  8. Mike | January 27, 2009 at 9:18 am

    That definitely looks like a nipple on her lesbo friend that she was “kissing” in the 11th pic. She has a see-through shirt, but it looks like her nipples are way too high..

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  9. Hotti-from-Johannesburg | January 27, 2009 at 9:22 am

    hey where has she been?

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  10. Narcissist | January 27, 2009 at 9:33 am

    I think all these people could use some wardrobe improvements.

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  11. dude | January 27, 2009 at 9:37 am

    it’s def hit it

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  12. dude | January 27, 2009 at 9:37 am

    i’d def hit it

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  13. leelee | January 27, 2009 at 9:38 am

    omg what a mess, she should just give up, she hasnt worked for years. nipple slips and giving a girl a peck is not going to save u

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  14. Julie Ann | January 27, 2009 at 9:41 am

    In pics 14 and 15…the…person…to the right of Mischa…is that a chick that desperately needs a wax job or a dude that has issues growing facial hair?

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  15. jacques quenouilles | January 27, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Misha definitively showed Lindsay what a skinny lesbian should be.

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  16. Jeezy | January 27, 2009 at 9:49 am

    A closed-mouth peck on the lips is hardly making out. This chick is gross.

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  17. Deacon Jones | January 27, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Wow.

    After looking at this “man” in the last pic, I simply can’t understand why France has been beaten repeatedly in every major conflict they’ve entered over the past 500 years. hmmm

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  18. Uncle Eccoli | January 27, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Horrible posture.

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  19. Right Fury | January 27, 2009 at 9:57 am

    this girl should eat some pasta. and a rack of ribs. hmmm ribs…..

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  20. ultradev | January 27, 2009 at 10:12 am

    That might be hot if the two of them didn’t look like goblins

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  21. It's Me Fuckers | January 27, 2009 at 10:13 am

    hate the makeup but looks like they were having a frickin blast.

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  22. Mur | January 27, 2009 at 10:19 am

    That female friend is a famous fashion model Irina Lazareanu.

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  23. michelle | January 27, 2009 at 10:26 am

    gross. bad posture, bad make-up, and horrible looking body.

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  24. boogermeister | January 27, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Those toes look like they need some man spackle

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  25. crusty | January 27, 2009 at 10:49 am

    ew she’s lost a lot of weight….now she’s just toooo skinny

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  26. JPRichardson | January 27, 2009 at 10:52 am

    That’s what happens when you make so much fun out of someone’s cellulitis. Now she will become anorexic, and in a couple of years she will be a crack whore. Silly hollywood world.

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  27. jlylec | January 27, 2009 at 11:18 am

    yup…crazy ugly nipple on the lesbo in pic 11…bitch is skinny but i’d break her off properly on principle…

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  28. diddleysquat | January 27, 2009 at 11:30 am

    someone get this girl into rehab… PRONTO!

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  29. bootlips | January 27, 2009 at 11:41 am

    She’s way past her prime.

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  30. mamamiasweepeaches | January 27, 2009 at 11:43 am

    NONE of these people is attractive, Its like Bad 70s Porn!

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  31. mike skoop | January 27, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Lies. That’s a closed mouth kiss. She kisses her mother like that. No lesbo to see here – move along, move along.

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  32. Jessica | January 27, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Mischa looks adorable!

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  33. Dirk Diggler | January 27, 2009 at 11:57 am

    It shouldn’t be much longer until she starts appearing in skinemax movies.

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  34. Famous Plastic | January 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    “made out with a chick”? Little anti-climactic when you see the awkward tight-lipped kiss Mischa shared with a friend…

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  35. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

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  36. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  37. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  38. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  39. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  40. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  41. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  42. Guest | January 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

    Reply
  43. Emily V. | January 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    it’s nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.

    Oh wait…..

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  44. Emily | January 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    It’s nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.

    Oh, wait….

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  45. Jim | January 27, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Crap, pic 11 shows a nipple slip for the lesbo. Talk about a tiny breast!

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  46. Ali Knievel | January 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Mischa Barton is pretty in that sexy 1970′s English fashion model way. She always looks like she could be an extra from some Antonioni film. She reminds me of Twiggy only with big sexy hips. But give her a bong and an ounce of greenbud and watch that ass fill right back out again. She’s way sexier than any of the twits regularly featured on this site. I think she’s awesome.

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  47. michy | January 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    skinny bitch

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  48. Red Yuck | January 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    mushrooms. definitely mushrooms.

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  49. lauren | January 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    that girl she’s with is irina lazareuno, a model who dated pete doherty and sean lennon.

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  50. Rachel | January 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    The fella in pics 14 and 15 is Olivier Theyskens, designer for Rochas.

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