Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick

January 26th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.

NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW – if your boss is Superman.

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  1. Jim

    Someone gets this stick some leaves.

  2. Jim

    WTF, I am first for onces… biatches!!

  3. authorego

    Mischa can not wrap her mind around the fact that she only got 15 minutes of fame. She is fighting a losing battle to change destiny.

  4. anonymous

    she’s certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
    look at her pupils. they’re dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
    idiot.

  5. anonymous

    she’s certainly high off something in the last couple of pictures.
    look at her pupils. they’re dilated to the maxxxx versus the 1st couple at the show.
    idiot.

  6. Mr. Tongue

    That’s “making out?” That peck on the lips?

  7. wtf

    did she lose a lot of weight recently? Her body looks kinda different, but mostly I see it in her face. She kinda looks like an alien in her face now…it’s weird.

  8. Mike

    That definitely looks like a nipple on her lesbo friend that she was “kissing” in the 11th pic. She has a see-through shirt, but it looks like her nipples are way too high..

  9. Hotti-from-Johannesburg

    hey where has she been?

  10. I think all these people could use some wardrobe improvements.

  11. dude

    it’s def hit it

  12. dude

    i’d def hit it

  13. leelee

    omg what a mess, she should just give up, she hasnt worked for years. nipple slips and giving a girl a peck is not going to save u

  14. Julie Ann

    In pics 14 and 15…the…person…to the right of Mischa…is that a chick that desperately needs a wax job or a dude that has issues growing facial hair?

  15. jacques quenouilles

    Misha definitively showed Lindsay what a skinny lesbian should be.

  16. Jeezy

    A closed-mouth peck on the lips is hardly making out. This chick is gross.

  17. Deacon Jones

    Wow.

    After looking at this “man” in the last pic, I simply can’t understand why France has been beaten repeatedly in every major conflict they’ve entered over the past 500 years. hmmm

  18. Uncle Eccoli

    Horrible posture.

  19. Right Fury

    this girl should eat some pasta. and a rack of ribs. hmmm ribs…..

  20. ultradev

    That might be hot if the two of them didn’t look like goblins

  21. It's Me Fuckers

    hate the makeup but looks like they were having a frickin blast.

  22. Mur

    That female friend is a famous fashion model Irina Lazareanu.

  23. michelle

    gross. bad posture, bad make-up, and horrible looking body.

  24. boogermeister

    Those toes look like they need some man spackle

  25. crusty

    ew she’s lost a lot of weight….now she’s just toooo skinny

  26. JPRichardson

    That’s what happens when you make so much fun out of someone’s cellulitis. Now she will become anorexic, and in a couple of years she will be a crack whore. Silly hollywood world.

  27. jlylec

    yup…crazy ugly nipple on the lesbo in pic 11…bitch is skinny but i’d break her off properly on principle…

  28. diddleysquat

    someone get this girl into rehab… PRONTO!

  29. bootlips

    She’s way past her prime.

  30. mamamiasweepeaches

    NONE of these people is attractive, Its like Bad 70s Porn!

  31. Lies. That’s a closed mouth kiss. She kisses her mother like that. No lesbo to see here – move along, move along.

  32. Mischa looks adorable!

  33. Dirk Diggler

    It shouldn’t be much longer until she starts appearing in skinemax movies.

  34. “made out with a chick”? Little anti-climactic when you see the awkward tight-lipped kiss Mischa shared with a friend…

  35. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  36. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  37. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  38. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  39. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  40. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  41. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  42. Guest

    OMG I wish I was that girl!!

    Mischa is so gorgeous, she’s my
    girl crush <3

  43. Emily V.

    it’s nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.

    Oh wait…..

  44. Emily

    It’s nice to see Mischa Barton has taken a liking to Lourdes Leon.

    Oh, wait….

  45. Jim

    Crap, pic 11 shows a nipple slip for the lesbo. Talk about a tiny breast!

  46. Ali Knievel

    Mischa Barton is pretty in that sexy 1970′s English fashion model way. She always looks like she could be an extra from some Antonioni film. She reminds me of Twiggy only with big sexy hips. But give her a bong and an ounce of greenbud and watch that ass fill right back out again. She’s way sexier than any of the twits regularly featured on this site. I think she’s awesome.

  47. michy

    skinny bitch

  48. Red Yuck

    mushrooms. definitely mushrooms.

  49. lauren

    that girl she’s with is irina lazareuno, a model who dated pete doherty and sean lennon.

  50. Rachel

    The fella in pics 14 and 15 is Olivier Theyskens, designer for Rochas.

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