Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer, according to NY Daily News:
“Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.”
Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett – whom she calls a “parasite” – is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”
The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa’s nicotine addiction is the one at fault:
Britain’s Daily Mail, which bought the shots, suggested that Barton’s smoking was to blame for the cottage cheese on her bottom.
“The nasty habit is one of the reasons [for] the premature emergence of her cellulite,” the paper asserted.
Personally, I dunno who’s telling the truth, but all I know is, I’m suddenly hungry for pancakes. Flabby, uncooked pancakes – served by a hot 80-year-old woman. I just read somewhere they have sweet asses. Can’t remember where, but I’m sure it was the most accurate and awesome journalistic outlet on the planet. (Read: Anywhere but this site.)