Mischa Barton can’t keep track of her nipples

July 17th, 2006 // 67 Comments
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Mischa Barton was spotted at the Serpentine Gallery’s Summer Party falling out of her top. Which is to be expected when you have no breasts and your clothes are designed assuming you do. I don’t put on fat people pants and expect them to stay on. That’s why they invented the belt. And double sided tape. And, if necessary, the stapler. The pictures are NSFW so I wouldn’t suggest clicking them unless you really hate your job.


  1. cats069

    There is just something about her face…. is it possible to be both mentally deranged and a brain-dead manniquin at the same time?

  2. Bella Italiana

    Girl’s beautiful. I love her face. I can’t lie, though, the shoes are hideous.

    She’s also been incredibly monogomous and straightedge, so it just makes you look like a parrotting ass-hat to say she has some sort of disease. Save that for the sluts like Paris Hilton, who is in reality slowly dying of 230,498,435 STDs.

    Mischa = beautiful.

  3. Jill

    Quit exaggerating. Exaggerating makes people look pathetic. She has boobs. You can clearly see. It’s hanging out, and it’s definitely a boob. It isn’t just a nipple, she has a boob. I just checked again, and yeah, it’s a boob. I’m sure. Not at all like a 12-year-old boy. Maybe a really fat one that has to wear a t-shirt at public swimming pools.

  4. PostAcidYouth

    Boobs don’t have to be the size of your head to be nice.

    Now, I think Mischa is a dirty skank. But she has pretty nice boobs. And those aren’t going to end up on her toes when she hits 40.

  5. jrzmommy

    Those shoes are from the Bootsy Collins Stripper collection.

  6. Joy

    I really don’t feel that Mischa is hot… you know who should show their nipples? Marissa Miller… yes…

  7. Queen LaQueefah

    How come people never slipped their nasty boobs before, all of a sudden that and catcher’s mitt vaginas are everywhere. This further proves these bitches do it on purpose because they are too stupid to come up with something productive to do and huge attention whores who will do ANYTHING to get someone to notice them. It’s sad. She can’t even act either. I swear to God the community theatre in Buda, Texas has better actresses

  8. kittiesarecute

    Any skinny person is considered anorexic or on drugs. What about the fatties? Most people are uglier and fatter than her. Would you rather be a fat ass or skinny (and able to get acting jobs that pay you millions of dollars for doing nothing but being good looking?)? That’s right, you’d rather be skinny.

    And that is a boob.

  9. cdagress

    Her boobs aren’t small! They are actually a lot bigger then I thought…. I’m thinking a full B or a small C cup…. they look fine.

  10. atomikblonde88

    she looks crazy as hell. ew. try going to the gym instead of the cocaine diet, freak. ruined ya own damn titties…

  11. Jeremy1Esq

    The extra space is just to hide her boyfriends stash. I guess he removed it and she forgot to tape the clothing to her tits.

  12. atomikblonde88

    yeah, she’s “straightedge”. that explains why she hangs out with Nicole Richie and Brandon Davis, and she looks like she’s yakked up out of her damn mind. whateva…

    damn, I know too much about these people.

  13. england06

    How can she have a nipple when she has no tits?

    another wannabe celeb, no wonder shes been kicked out of the shite O.C

    The O.C, a shite programme, will america come up with another fake teenage senario show?

    hopefully not, still trying to figure out which is worse…The O.C..or One Tree Hill.

    not to mention the fact that they arent even teenagers. what a strange and sad world we live in.

  14. DevastatorX

    Isn’t this twat’s fifteen minutes up?

  15. DevastatorX

    Isn’t this twat’s fifteen minutes up?

  16. england06

    in america yes, now shes come across the pond to england, trying to be a celeb here.

    not going to happen.

    ever.

    if her face was on one of our teen magazines, people would spit at it, not buy it.

    anorexic twat.

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