Mischa Barton can’t keep track of her nipples

By: Superficial / July 17, 2006
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Mischa Barton was spotted at the Serpentine Gallery’s Summer Party falling out of her top. Which is to be expected when you have no breasts and your clothes are designed assuming you do. I don’t put on fat people pants and expect them to stay on. That’s why they invented the belt. And double sided tape. And, if necessary, the stapler. The pictures are NSFW so I wouldn’t suggest clicking them unless you really hate your job.