Mischa Barton can’t dress herself

Superficial | April 20, 2007 - 3:37 pm

I’m not a fashion expert or anything, but having functioning eyes makes me more qualified to dress somebody than Mischa Barton. She looks like she had an old woman put together a superhero outfit from clothes she found in the garbage. She and Jessica Simpson should get together and start a “women who dress like they’re 100-years-old” club. And at every meeting they could like, I dunno, tuck their boobs into their pants or something.

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