Mischa Barton arrives late to the bikini party

January 17th, 2007 // 59 Comments
Mischa Barton
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Mischa Barton Looks Back On Her Favorite Outfits (PHOTOS)
It looks like 2012 could be the year of Mischa Barton's comeback, and I'll be the first to say, "Finally!" Ever since I watched Fox's The O.C., I've envied Barton's ability to wear cute, casual looks without treading into adolescent territory.
Mischa Barton Looks Chic For A Walk With Her Dog [PHOTOS]
Thank heavens Mischa Barton is moving more towards fashionable hippie wear and away from the bag lady garb she used to don. Last night (Janaury 31st) in Los Angeles, Barton walked her dog in a long red skirt and nicely tailored white blouse.

Comments (59)

  1. jc | January 17, 2007 at 11:12 am

    second to the last picture…Hobbit feet.

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  2. caljenna | January 17, 2007 at 11:17 am

    In the 8th (7th?) picture, did she just cut one?

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  3. bigponie | January 17, 2007 at 11:23 am

    she’s probably yelling at her agent asking him where the fuck the party is at.

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  4. Mick | January 17, 2007 at 11:25 am

    Oh, I think she looks great. I don’t really know much about her other then the BeBe ads I’ve seen of her but she a pretty girl.

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  5. Danner | January 17, 2007 at 11:25 am

    I want to invite her over for a BBQ party.

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  6. mztry | January 17, 2007 at 11:32 am

    THIS is a pretty young girl… ASSHOLE!

    I wish you’d post a picture of your OWN ASS.. I’ll bet it looks like your FACE!

    My, my… did I just type that?

    GOD BLESS!

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  7. griffmills | January 17, 2007 at 11:33 am

    I’d bang the fat right off of her

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  8. bigponie | January 17, 2007 at 11:34 am

    3rd to the last pic. that’s a dangerous position for her to be in, I mean a stray missle could suddenly fly up her ass

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  9. NipsyHustle | January 17, 2007 at 11:37 am

    is she still banging that troll cisco adler? ughhh. considering she’s let him and brandon davis drill her hole she’s pretty much a skank in my book.

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  10. Ems is da Shizz | January 17, 2007 at 11:37 am

    If you think her cellulite is bad, I’d like to see what you look like fatass.

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  11. Lowlands | January 17, 2007 at 11:37 am

    I admit,i had to grab in an inordinate way my dictionary.You know,in the same way i grab hair sometimes.(7)That’s a good one!

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  12. ResidentX | January 17, 2007 at 11:38 am

    She’s out looking for work. She’s not talking to anybody. She’s do the “Hollywood walk.” This is how women think, “I’ll just use the paprazzi to help me get my next job!
    They’ll take photos of me and post them on the internet and then hopeful the phone will ring and I’ll be offered a job. I love all of this attention!”

    I wonder what life after the OC will look like? We’re about to find out.

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  13. mztry | January 17, 2007 at 11:40 am

    # 10

    Nice to see there is someone else on this site who is not a TROLL!

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  14. cole007 | January 17, 2007 at 11:44 am

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL JESSICA BIEL’S TRAINER. STAT.

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  15. shameshame | January 17, 2007 at 11:45 am

    what cellulite?! her body looks great, it’s so rare to see a girl with a shape like that, nice curved waist.

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  16. Candycane | January 17, 2007 at 11:47 am

    She has a beautiful face and beautiful body. Mischa’s only problem is her taste in men. Oh, and her taste in clothing. Also, the fact that she can’t act her way out of a paper bag. And paper bags have more charisma than her.

    Pretty girl, though!

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  17. shameshame | January 17, 2007 at 11:49 am

    i’m amazed at how hypercritical and ridiculous regular people are, it’s like what the fuck? i think the only people who have the right to critizize someone else’s appearance are those who are better than they are. let’s see what you look like! again the odds are against you.

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  18. shameshame | January 17, 2007 at 11:49 am

    yeah she has no other talents does she…
    yep.

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  19. wow | January 17, 2007 at 11:50 am

    She looks great?! Are you guys joking? Did you even look at the last photo where she looks like Steven Tylers caveman bride? Hell, she better be bending over to club that dog and eat it. Her top half is starving to death.

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  20. Candycane | January 17, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Eeeek I just noticed another unfortunate problem in picture #5…she has two knees on her left leg!!

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  21. Googolygoo | January 17, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Holy shit, them’s some MAJOR child-bearing hips. Wider than the Cumberland Gap they are. NOT an attractive figure out of clothes.

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  22. DrunkBlogger | January 17, 2007 at 11:53 am

    That’s hot. (Most generic comment ever)

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  23. biatcho | January 17, 2007 at 11:53 am

    #13 – Actually, as it pertains to the site called The Superficial, you are actually the troll here. Nobody gives a shit what YOUR fat ass has to say about anybody if you can’t say anything mean. It’s what goes on here, it’s what has always gone on here & will continue to do so in the future.

    See the disclaimer above? Good, noe read it, know it and kill yourself by it.

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  24. jc7676 | January 17, 2007 at 11:54 am

    She and Katie Holmes both have the skinny/fat girl thing going on. They are both really skinny except in the hips and thighs. And depending what angle their photographed, their outfit, etc they can look real skinny or real hippy. For the record I would gladly trade bodies with either of them but I’m just saying.

    Also, everyone who said her career will die with the OC is right.

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  25. Sodomy_is_for_Girls | January 17, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Whatever, I’d fuck her so hard that I had an orgasm.
    Yeah!
    Take that, you bitches.
    (not the best return to the fold, but, you know…)
    How’s things been?

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  26. amaritimer | January 17, 2007 at 11:58 am

    I wish I had as little cellulite as she does. I think she looks awesome. I’d bang her. And I’m a straight female! My husband would PAY BIG BUCKS to see us go at it.

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  27. RichPort | January 17, 2007 at 11:59 am

    Anorexic cellulite makes me wanna whack off… my penis with a cleaver. She’s fucking nasty, curveless, and unpretty.

    (vomits violently)

    Doctor 90210… paging Doctor 90210!!!

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  28. normella | January 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Not much of a fan, but she has a nice figure. I think if she were a tad heavier, her figure would look way better. Most women would kill for the hourglass shape and she has it.

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  29. Devilish Tenshi | January 17, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    She is so skinny. I’d kill for that body

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  30. Don Boogie | January 17, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    This chick is AVERAGE. For a regular chick she’s about a 7, for an actress/model about a 3 1/2.

    Her body’s not terrible but there’s nothing that stands out about it either…the more clothes she has on the better.

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  31. fatass | January 17, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    she has a very pretty face and a very oddly disproportioned body, with that strange and unfortunate overcoat of cellulite. she actually was great as a child actor, but the OC ruined her while making her famous. if i ever needed a wooden spoon with legs, i’d definitely give her a call.

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  32. kamihi | January 17, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    she is gorgeous you lot are a bunch of mean bitches!!

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  33. MrSemprini | January 17, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Misha who?

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  34. I like my Name | January 17, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    #12 ive never read a lamest comment.Im starting to believe you are Britney Spears, but even Britney Spears has a little bit of a normal mind. chauvinist asshole.

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  35. Italian Stallion | January 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    I don’t know about you guys, but I would fuck the shit out of that dog!! What? I meant Mischa………

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  36. kate | January 17, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    She’s not fat by any stretch, but seeing that even she has cellulite makes me feel better about mine.

    I have heard she’s a raging bitch though. And I don’t think she has a pretty face at all.

    And those of you who are all offended by the comments here, this is not the site for you. Seriously.

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  37. F-Sucker | January 17, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    Based on the bitter comments, I can tell a lot of fat jealous losers post here.

    I’d shag her rotten.

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  38. biatcho | January 17, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Judging by the obvious limey terminology in some posts I can tell that Brits prefer to “shag” the whole “lot” of ugly bitches.

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  39. snot_rocket | January 17, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    her face looks like one of those troll doll faces with neon hair when she smiles and I’m sorry, but she has cankles. nasty.

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  40. RichPort | January 17, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    13, 23. You are confused. Disagreeing with a poster, no matter how wrong or retarded he or she might be, is not justification for calling said person a “troll”, a name usually reserved for those who impersonate other posters “real” names for comedic effect. On that note, …

    27. Cancel the 911. I don’t have anything larger than a capillary in my genitalia, so cutting of my penis was the equivalent of a paper cut. Honestly, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference anyway.

    RPLTC, a very, very, very long time!

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  41. Equalparts | January 17, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    # 28
    That is NOT an hourglass figure. I don’t even know what that figure is, but I think it’s more along the line of a go-bot or something.

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  42. BarbadoSlim | January 17, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    this is not a woman, this is a scrawny little boy

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  43. polypam | January 17, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    #41… it’s called a “pear” figure, small on top, heavier on the bottom. Also see Knightly, Keira; Danes, Claire; Aguilera, Christina (boobjobs don’t count).

    #23 biatcho…

    FINALLY someone calls out mztry for the troll that she is. There is nothing I hate more than celebrity butt-munchers coming onto this site to come to the celebrity’s defense.

    But in regards to Mischa, I don’t really care for her, but she doesn’t have a lot of cellulite, she’s got normal-girl cellulite (about what me and most of my thin friends have). Still, the girl can’t act or dress worth a fuck.

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  44. lostopoly | January 17, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    Where the helll is this? L.A. is freezing.

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  45. always answer b | January 17, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Yeah, I agree completely with #43.

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  46. Sheva | January 17, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    If she already has cellulite formations now, what happens when she’s 25?

    That guy always said, you gotta get’em under 30. Or in Miscka’s case, under 20.

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  47. DJ Tanner | January 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    God I just realized, with the exception of her hip width and head, her body looks just like mine. That dang celluite creeps in on the back of your thighs first everytime. Gotta walk it off girl. I am glad that is where the similarities stop b/w us.

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  48. GG1000 | January 17, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    She has somehow managed, with her absolutely infallible lack of taste, to pick the absolute worst type of bathing suit bottom for her body type – with the right one, she’d look enviably great. Yet ANOTHER MB entry on the “worst dressed” list for sure. Three words, my dear. Get…A…Stylist

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  49. bacixx | January 18, 2007 at 2:49 am

    She seems to be used to be keeping her hands not far from her face by ceaselessly holding her cell phone. But I suppose this is a reflex-like action for someone who probably HAS HER FIST DOWN HER THROAT AFTER EVERY MEAL. In this case, meal means one jelly bean.

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  50. jrzmommy | January 18, 2007 at 6:35 am

    I thought she died? What? That was just the character on the OC………..? Are you sure? Dammit.

    Hey, Mztry…get a job.

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