Us Weekly reported today that Mischa Barton broke up with Cisco Adler after a nude picture of him (so NSFW it’s not even funny) surfaced on the web last month, but Adler’s rep insists they’re still together, saying: “They are fine – very happy together.” Regarding the picture, Cisco adds:
“Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday’s issue. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”
For the love of all that is good, yes, please, keep your pants on. Always. Even in the shower. Peeing, pooing, whatever. There’s no excuse for Cisco Adler to ever be naked. I’m not up to date on the Bible but I’m pretty sure his balls break at least seven of the ten commandments. I can’t even begin to comprehend how low Mischa Barton’s self-esteem must be if she’s seen Cisco naked and still wants to be with him. His nudity is like an insult to nature. And his balls? Well his balls look like they were crafted from evil itself.
all i can think of is the massive ass slapping you’d get doing it with him…..
ewwwwwwww……
as you’re busy spraying the screen with lysol #41, can you please remember to get my eyes…wait no, that would be terrible, because then i’d be forever reminded of the horror i’ve just experienced–somehow i just can’t stop staring…i regret clicking…
thanks for ruining my life, cysco
Ew. Those are some craaaaazy balls. They probably swing up from underneath her and slap her right in the face when they’re doing it doggy style!
This is the funniest group of comments ever.
I saw a sac like that once….on an elephant…at the zoo.
Dude could really use the nut bra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk-fqspAEG0
wonder if he squashes his nuts getting out of the car… thats just abnormal.. he was probably mad that everyone he knows makes fun of his weird balls and small penis
Do your balls hang low do they wabble to and fro?
My god… somebody get string and tie those suckers on right. Man… I bet he really feels it in the summer and has the sticky ball/leg syndrome. YIKES!
RE # 7(crystallj.) : fleetwood mac rumours album cover- i looked it up, and laughed harder than i did at the 1st pic. ur a fucking genius. u should run this site!!!!!!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/FleetwoodMacRumours.jpg
CRISTALLJACKSON 4 PRESIDENT
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/FleetwoodMacRumours.jpg
ooooh sweet jesus.
these comments are a life saver, i was able to laugh it all away, it’s kinda like a grief-support group. no, scrap that, it IS a grief-support group, i think a little part of everyone died as soon as that page loaded. personally, i know those parts to be my eyes and my sex drive, thanks sisco.
i’m off to become a nun.
also,
#134 – thanks for that.
#143 – it WAS the first time a girl i know saw the male genetalia – she is now seriously considering becoming a lesbian.
oh god…why’d you have to post that picture?
There is nothing gay about the image.
But I will take the coke, thank you
OMG I think I’m going blind. That just isn’t natural. He could tie those balls into a bow,they’re so long…pardon me while I go barf.
OMG I think I’m going blind. That just isn’t natural. He could tie those balls into a bow,they’re so long…pardon me while I go barf.
men imagine jogging with those bad boys slapping your thighs!
man!! imagine jogging with those bad boys slapping your thighs!
http://www.vintageclackersandpopperknockers.com/images/ClackersLimeGreen.jpg
MMMMMMMMMM suck suck
mischa believe me if u turned in to a lesbien now no body well ever blame uv got an excellent excuse and personly after seeing this iam looking for a date a girl guess what tnx to cisco iam not confused about being lesbien or not so any girls intrested
OMG,
When I looked at Amy Winehouse topless, my butt “all of a sudden” pushed out a very soft turd with corn stuck in it. Thank you Amy Winehouse.
Whoa, 3 years later and I just stumbled upon this. I don’t think I am going to be able to sleep and it is close to 5AM. I want to call someone and vent to them about those horrifying balls. Oh the humanity.
to be honest ive got balls like this, so does one other dude i know. not really a big deal. its just big balls. they are heavy and stretch the sack your whole life. in my experiance girls see them at first and are shocked at the size. they just kind of say”wow you have big balls”. after that they are all into them. every girl ive been with has payed extra special attention to them for the duration of our relationship. i realze that big balls like this are not great looking to all peopl. some might be truly grossed out and some are jelous and some like them. either way they are just big balls. btw. sex and bjs are extra fun. the balls really do hit everything. females ive been with are turned on when they feel they hitting their asses. i dont think they are turned on when they are giving the bj and they are hitting their chin but it turns me on. anyway, not trying to be a jerk off but im a good looking guy with a great build so that prob. contributes to the fact that the girls are not bothered by my big balls.
btw, its natural for me and the other dude i know so i assume its natural for this dude also. btw i just know about this other guy cause when balls are this big, you hear things from girls. lol