Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler eat lunch at Cafe Med

She’s not pregnant, she ate a sandwich over the weekend and she’s just trying to walk it off. I don’t see the issue here… same body type, same hair, same fucking wardrobe. She just wears her facial hair a bit different, and neither one of them look like they’d recognize a shower if it hit them over the heads and forceably hosed them down.

I’m sure Mischa is dating that fuzzball because the sight and smell of him stops her from wanting to eat..

Mischa needs to:
1. Start eating real food not just dirt and grime off of her “boyfriend”
2. Get a fake tan happening because she is so pale I thought for a second there was an ugly dress blowing in the wind following fuzzface
3. Stop hanging out at the Zoo and buying monkeys to take home and date

It’s all just the K-Fed trend. Don’t worry, Hollywood will get over it and find love with fine gentlemen such as Rosie O’Donald

What is with her walking five steps behind him, I mean does the aroma of scraggly hippie turn her on?

gosh she is gorgeous, i sure hope he has a good personality.

Mischa is gorgeous and I love her on The O.C. but why the fuck does she date the ugliest guys? first that fat whats his name loser that called Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch”,( that was funny but I don’t remember his name), and now this guy? If I were her I would go after so many other guys in Hollywood.

Mischa is gorgeous and I love her on The O.C. but why does she date the ugliest guys? first that fat whats his name loser that called Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch”,( that was funny but I don’t remember his name), and now this guy? If I were her I would go after so many other guys in Hollywood.

I thought Cisco was black and sang “The Thong Song”.

Mischa Barton is a dirty dyke ,she might not be willing to ‘come out’ but wait till she gets a bit older and the contracts start drying up. Next thing she’ll be advertising is having 14 hour sex with Ellen DeGeneres.

Yikes I pulled something like that out of the shower plug hole the other day.

As for her, I saw her at the Cartier International Polo* last month and she’s very bland in the flesh.

*becaws aim turribly pawsh and thut’s wut we pawsh people do. (must sack Maid for not cleaning shower).

he looks like Lt. Dan from forrest gump to me..after he lost the legs and got all crazy like.

and fuck is she ever bow-legged.

Heaven forbid he not walk 3 feet in front of her..

#43 I think “A SCROD LICE” is my favourite

they are both horribly ugly! im sorry but mischa needs to ead some damn cheese burgers, steaks,.. anything! shes nasty, i dunno why everyone likes her. butt ugly

if my legs were that skinny, I’d fall down alot…
how does he fuck her without breaking her anyway?

Shes a dumb fuck!!

59:
naw, ellen’s way too classy for that.

now here’s where i show my age:
my dad made the same greasy hippy filthy comments about the beatles.
and i was the only kid in school not allowed to watch “the partridge family” because (oh, fuck? what’s his name? the keith partridge one?) he had long hair. and danny was obnoxious.

mom fixed it so i could listen to the “top 40″ w/ casey kasem, as long as i kept it really low, and used my brother’s room.

*snaps back to reality*

honest to god, i think i kinda know who she is, but who and why is HE?

yeah, i’m done. going back to my “happy place”

that boyfriend of hers looks like he has cooties

ok, had to go back up and look at the picture after the yellow belt and tight jeans comments…anyone notice he has a camel toe????? and i agree, how does he fuck her without breaking her or without severing an artery from all those bones???

she’s probably just eaten, hence the bump, but we know she has periods due to the lovely pic posted here a while back showing her lovely white spotted pants in the crotch area…that is, unless she’s lost more weight, then yeah, she wouldn’t be able to have her period. i just don’t get the attraction from either way…he’s just a scuz and she’s fuuuuuugly and far too thin.

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Who is this guy? One of you must know who this peckerneck is.

who? that guy’s scuzzy as hell…