Who in the hell is Cisco Adler?
That guy is ugly as sin. She is incredibly washed up at this point in the game, how old is she – 19?
It looks like she’s trying to stand downwind in all the photos…
they could be twins. thing 1 and thing 2.
i guess toothpicks make good soul mates.
here goes bobby and whitney all over again
His penis is like Shaq’s
This stupid bitch will be coming out as a lesbian within two years – why else would she be going out with this ugly fucker? It’s all just a clever ruse to make the world think she is heterosexual.
And, since she’s almost washed up already, I’m looking forward to the lesbian sex tape being leaked that will jump-start her career.
I swear I tried really hard to find something in those pictures that I wouldn’t mind to have…I guess the camera and the BMW in the first pic. Nothing else seems to attract me much, including those 2 things inside those 70’s clothes.
Can we just call him Crisco Adler and be done with it? He has to go out of his way to look that gross. He probably thinks it funny when he tosses his sharted underwear in Mischa’s face. Or picks his toe jam and then jams his finger in her mouth, or gifts her with a Dirty Sanchez (heavy on the dirty). I bet more than once he has gotten kicked out of someplace because of the way he looks or smells. Mischa must be some kind of nasty to dig that. Look at him, look at those pics, and understand that she goes down on that. Sick dick is as bad for your teeth as too much candy, look at Pete Doherty’s mouth. Mischa, be warned.
God, he so SO freakin’ FUG! Clearly the woman is retarded, her clothes are just as ugly as her boyfriend.
This guy is Svengali! Mischa must stand 4 paces behind him at all times.
Hopefully this is all explained by his having a huge schlong, but an unwashed schlong is still disgusting.
by the looks of him and that ugly fuck Nicole Richie was hanging with last week –Orby or whatever–I’d say that Whitestarrrrrrrrrrr (quite possibly the gayest name for a band ever) is without a doubt the most homely and scraggliest ugly bunch of motherfuckers ever in the history of music — and that includes cavemen who banged on boulders with saber tooth tiger bones!
re-arrange the letters and Cisco Adler becomes Crisco Dale. Much more appropriate I’m sure you’d agree.
#15 I agree, it is a much better alternative
#15 Indeed. Good point.
And I ate lunch in the boardroom today. Woopee. Is there a reason this story was posted? Really?
Whatever. over ratted already. I thin Rachel Bilson is more cute.
Neither are fabulous, so why do we care?
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