Mischa Barton Smoking Pot in a Bikini

August 12th, 2010 // 86 Comments

As advertised.

Here’s Mischa Barton smoking up in St. Tropez yesterday and, listen, I’ve got absolutely nothing against pot. Smoke if you got ‘em. But can we maybe find somebody else to be the celebrity poster-child for marijuana use? I mean, sure, she’s on a yacht and it’s (theoretically) all so glamorous and exciting, but I can’t help but think young people are seeing this and wondering if weed will turn them into a lumbering cellulite monster with a flat-lined career. Is that really the message we want to be sending here? Sleep on it.

Photos: INFdaily


  1. her legs look better thank god!

    • –but probly better not to tempt the devil by giving herself the munchies

    • Dude, I know you like the blondes, but c’mon. This chick is the poster child for The United Federation of Crack Whores.

      • awww maaan? ok so she’s had a drinking problem, like so many other people in the world. for fuckssake she’s english. most deals in that country take place down the pub. at least u can smoke a thin one with her and not be judged.

        doublechecked my sofreakinghot superficial seven–for the first half of 2010 i got two brunettes:

        jillian gottlieb > taylor momsen > candice swanepoel > amanda seyfried > taylor swift > selena gomez > grace park

        who’s your SSS if you had to pick based on 2010 posts? im guessing you dont have mischa either..?

      • Her problems far surpass the drink, my friend. Taylor Swift??? Really??? Selena Gomez????? She’s like 15 or some shit! lol I know you said you don’t get all hot & bothered over Ms. Vergara, but did you know that she’s actually a natural blonde? lol

      • taylor’s 20 and selena’s 18. no didnt kno vergara’s blonde. still not quite my type tho. gorgeous tho i agree.

      • actually momsen belongs on top, just she’s only 17 so i cant exactly take her round the pub. and grace barely edges out megan fox, on account of the tats.

        well so you got a better superficial 7

      • I knew Taylor was “of age”. My “really???” was cuz I just don’t think there’s anything attractive about her. Selena’s 18??? When the fuck did that happen? She looks like she’s about 12. I was being generous with 15. lol Anywhoozle, being female & hetero, I don’t have quite the list that you do. However, if I were of the female-loving persuasion, I do have to say that I’ve always had the hots for Ms. Jolie (I know I’m gonna get crucified for that one lol). I’d also add Ms. Vergara and Ms. Berry (Halle, of course) to my short list.

      • selena’s 18th was a week or two ago but ya she has a young face.
        good taste in women for a hetero woman :) am gona guess if you had a shortlist of superficial men then, theyd not be pattinson and lautner..

      • Oh, hell no on Pattinson! His pasty, snaggle-toothed ass does nothing for me whatsoever. Kellan Lutz & Cam Gigandet are far better looking Twilight vamps. However, I do see some serious potential in that Lautner kid. lol As for the rest of my guys list, I’ll take a helping of Brad Pitt, Ian Somerhalder, Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds), Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood), Chris Pine (new Star Trek), Bradley Cooper & Channing Tatum, just to name a few. lol Like you, I also am partial to blondes, but the brunettes get love too. lol

      • had to google most ur boyz, ya you like the twinks like i like the college age girls lol! who of them would you say are mens men? id guess pitt and maybe cooper. but the rest seem too comsumed in their looks, usually the mark of a flamerrrrrr….

      • Shemar Moore and Channing Tatum are far from twinks. lol

      • yeah it’s hard to tell from just a pic, i’ll take ur word. hmm but you got me wondering about swift.. that’s not the first time i’ve been given the hairy eyeball over her

      • Oopsy! Meant for this to appear after your last reply. “The hairy eyeball. Classic! LMAO” :)

    • Jen

      can you two shut up?

  2. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    I don’t know. She still looks pretty fucking skinny to me.

  3. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    nice jorts, mischa

  4. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
    glace neuf
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    this is pretty up close and personal – what up wit dat? i’d hit it….high

  5. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    She’s looking at that women like she’s a giant ham

  6. Crusty

    Sharing is caring..

  7. Viv

    How can someone as thin as her have cellulite? God is mean, we are still paying for that apple bite, when does it end?

    • Unfortunately, it’s not always weight related. I’ve seen lots of thin women with cellulite. Alternatively, I’ve also seen women heavier than Ms. Barton with perfectly smooth legs. Go figure.

      • NFLPro

        Yep, chicks like this called “skinny fat”. OK w/ clothes on, but there’s no tone whatsoever when the legs & arms are revealed.

    • Amy

      I have a little cellulite. I’m only 110 pounds. I’ve had it for a while and I work out 5 times a week. I’m sure there’s SOMETHING I could do–like work out even more and completely change my diet, but anyway, point being, a lot of us women have it. I just hope guys realize it’s not abnormal or a sign of the unhealthy. Airbrushing has ruined reality.

    • jessesgirl

      Cause bitch AINT thin – and never particularly has been. She’s just got a lanky frame that spreads all her flab out and fools people into thinking she’s thin so long as it doesn’t get too extreme.

  8. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    why are you so fucking rude when it comes to this girl, so what she has cellulite, WOMEN have it, get over it, she is still ten thousand times hotter than someone youll ever fuck, seriously lay off her.

  9. krunkkybooty

    sHe’S sO cOoL

  10. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
    Bunny Girl
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    This chick needs to head back to Kentucky, strap on her camo trucker hat, grab a rifle and go back to being the hottest imbred of her county. She doesn’t stand a chance in Hollywood… shes glorified white trash.

  11. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    whats up with the pinner?

  12. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    chick at the back is hot. nice face.

  13. Wish I had friends with a yacht.
    Hope the captain stayed relatively straight, or just kept it in the dock.
    These photos make me long for the weekend.

  14. Photoshop Police

    just legalize it already…. friggin puritan hypocrites

  15. Internet

    She has the SAME EXACT . . . . . I got nothin.

  16. Internet

    My girlfriend has the exact same cellulite-covered thighs.

  17. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
    Jesse Spano
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, please give them back to me. I need them for a taping of Saved by the Bell, the Boat Years.

  18. Just A Horny Dude

    What a shame. She could be a pretty girl. Instead she’s a drug-addled mess who probably has screwed 100+ dudes.

  19. Deacon Jones

    Whoever took the pics was on the boat. Cause that fag sold out, whoever it was

  20. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    She really needs to dye her hair dark again. The blonde isn’t looking so good.

    That being said, she does look way better then she did a few months ago.

  21. brit

    I’m not sure about the state of that roach…

  22. BB

    If there is ANYONE who wants to part with $100, please take me up on this bet.

    I’ll bet that within a year or two, this chick is banging guys for cash, actually a full blown prostitute.

  23. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    LOL too @the chick in the back!! Looks like the Silent Hill DVD cover!

  24. asi9

    Um? Yeah you could find a different poster child. The first step in that process would be to avoid posting a picture of her smoking pot as if it was news. Step 2 is posting a picture of somebody else smoking pot. Step 3 is murky and might still need some work. But, I do know that it involves your head and your ass. I kid.

  25. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
    Hugh Gentry
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    what a pig

  26. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    Weed makes you fat kids, remember that. Cocaine does not.

  27. Mary Jane

    Ugh joints suck. I’m going to go smoke a real bowl and get back to class. :)

  28. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    She was such a natural beauty! She needs to fix her hair and work out and get back to the Cooper days.

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  30. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    Im glad to see everyone enjoying the herb. Praise JAH!!!
    I wanna smoke one with her… that would be special.

  31. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    Would appear that she is bogarting too.

  32. Sheena

    Silly bitch, doesn’t she know you torch the roach and *then* toke it?

  33. Sobrietyisacrutch

    Bitch can’t afford a bong?

  34. She’s niether fat or cellulitey in any of these pictures Fish you bastard!

    As for the rest of you losers: Stop acting like she’s not good enough for you when the closest you’ve come to a sexual experience in the last year was when you accidentally walked in on your mum in the shower.

  35. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    nise butts

  36. angela

    that’s exactly what i was thinking, fish. i am 5’9 and 120 lbs and i bust my ass in the gym and still have it. and i smoke a

  37. angela

    that’s exactly what i was thinking, fish. i am 5’9 and 120 lbs and i bust my ass in the gym and still have it. and i smoke a LOT of weed. fuck.

  38. *sigh*

    What’s with the girl in the background in pic 5. I swear she has no face.

  39. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    Wellllll it was probably bigger before she turned it into a ROACH. maybe some ppl dont have anything to prove by rolling half their sack in one joint. So annoying.

  40. Nikki

    All I can say is that she played with that guy Cisco’s saggy balls.. really gross. She went down hill rather fast.

  41. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    maybe she wanted her face blurred because she was the drug dealer

  42. captain america


  43. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
    Expert on Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    SEE?! Pot is magic! (wish i was 6′ bong-hitting right now). This is the most normal I’ve seen her since she went bat shit. Her bathing suit top is cute, the shorts are eh, but not ‘holy God why’, even her accessories are normal looking and she doesn’t have the psycho look in her eyes. Lose the pills and puff on chicka. I feel so bad for this girl. she was actually on her way. Mamma raised a dumb ass, poor thing.

  44. allie!

    i love a wake and bake. and yes i have a ton of cellulite. my man likes me. and that is all BITCHES.


  45. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    You guys are so stupid.

  46. Ari

    Not one person has ever died from smoking pot. In fact, pot if used correctly can cure cancer. See Rick Simpsons video on youTube or anywhere online. Just Google “Rick Simpson Run from the Cure”

  47. jj22

    Ari is a fricking moron!

  48. inevitability

    she and Britney Spears have proved it: you can only surpress the trailer park for so long before it seeps back to the surface. I’d still pound it though.

  49. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    She’s trying to lose herself in pot as means of forgetting that her career reached its zenith and then vanished in less than 2 years. So did her looks.

  50. Mischa Barton Smoking Pot
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    Has no one else noticed all the white stuff on the table in LInes?! Thats crazy.

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