As advertised.
Here’s Mischa Barton smoking up in St. Tropez yesterday and, listen, I’ve got absolutely nothing against pot. Smoke if you got ‘em. But can we maybe find somebody else to be the celebrity poster-child for marijuana use? I mean, sure, she’s on a yacht and it’s (theoretically) all so glamorous and exciting, but I can’t help but think young people are seeing this and wondering if weed will turn them into a lumbering cellulite monster with a flat-lined career. Is that really the message we want to be sending here? Sleep on it.
Photos: INFdaily
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 11:25 am
her legs look better thank god!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 11:26 am
–but probly better not to tempt the devil by giving herself the munchies
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm
The hairy eyeball. Classic! LMAO
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 11:28 am
Dude, I know you like the blondes, but c’mon. This chick is the poster child for The United Federation of Crack Whores.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:02 pm
awww maaan? ok so she’s had a drinking problem, like so many other people in the world. for fuckssake she’s english. most deals in that country take place down the pub. at least u can smoke a thin one with her and not be judged.
doublechecked my sofreakinghot superficial seven–for the first half of 2010 i got two brunettes:
jillian gottlieb > taylor momsen > candice swanepoel > amanda seyfried > taylor swift > selena gomez > grace park
who’s your SSS if you had to pick based on 2010 posts? im guessing you dont have mischa either..?
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Her problems far surpass the drink, my friend. Taylor Swift??? Really??? Selena Gomez????? She’s like 15 or some shit! lol I know you said you don’t get all hot & bothered over Ms. Vergara, but did you know that she’s actually a natural blonde? lol
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
taylor’s 20 and selena’s 18. no didnt kno vergara’s blonde. still not quite my type tho. gorgeous tho i agree.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:25 pm
actually momsen belongs on top, just she’s only 17 so i cant exactly take her round the pub. and grace barely edges out megan fox, on account of the tats.
well so you got a better superficial 7
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I knew Taylor was “of age”. My “really???” was cuz I just don’t think there’s anything attractive about her. Selena’s 18??? When the fuck did that happen? She looks like she’s about 12. I was being generous with 15. lol Anywhoozle, being female & hetero, I don’t have quite the list that you do. However, if I were of the female-loving persuasion, I do have to say that I’ve always had the hots for Ms. Jolie (I know I’m gonna get crucified for that one lol). I’d also add Ms. Vergara and Ms. Berry (Halle, of course) to my short list.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm
selena’s 18th was a week or two ago but ya she has a young face.
good taste in women for a hetero woman :) am gona guess if you had a shortlist of superficial men then, theyd not be pattinson and lautner..
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Oh, hell no on Pattinson! His pasty, snaggle-toothed ass does nothing for me whatsoever. Kellan Lutz & Cam Gigandet are far better looking Twilight vamps. However, I do see some serious potential in that Lautner kid. lol As for the rest of my guys list, I’ll take a helping of Brad Pitt, Ian Somerhalder, Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds), Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood), Chris Pine (new Star Trek), Bradley Cooper & Channing Tatum, just to name a few. lol Like you, I also am partial to blondes, but the brunettes get love too. lol
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm
had to google most ur boyz, ya you like the twinks like i like the college age girls lol! who of them would you say are mens men? id guess pitt and maybe cooper. but the rest seem too comsumed in their looks, usually the mark of a flamerrrrrr….
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Shemar Moore and Channing Tatum are far from twinks. lol
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 3:14 pm
yeah it’s hard to tell from just a pic, i’ll take ur word. hmm but you got me wondering about swift.. that’s not the first time i’ve been given the hairy eyeball over her
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Oopsy! Meant for this to appear after your last reply. “The hairy eyeball. Classic! LMAO” :)
Jen | August 12, 2010 at 5:01 pm
can you two shut up?
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Hey, Jen, can you find your own conversation and kiss out asses?
Crusty | August 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
Sharing is caring..
Viv | August 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
How can someone as thin as her have cellulite? God is mean, we are still paying for that apple bite, when does it end?
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 11:39 am
Unfortunately, it’s not always weight related. I’ve seen lots of thin women with cellulite. Alternatively, I’ve also seen women heavier than Ms. Barton with perfectly smooth legs. Go figure.
NFLPro | August 12, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Yep, chicks like this called “skinny fat”. OK w/ clothes on, but there’s no tone whatsoever when the legs & arms are revealed.
Amy | August 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I have a little cellulite. I’m only 110 pounds. I’ve had it for a while and I work out 5 times a week. I’m sure there’s SOMETHING I could do–like work out even more and completely change my diet, but anyway, point being, a lot of us women have it. I just hope guys realize it’s not abnormal or a sign of the unhealthy. Airbrushing has ruined reality.
jessesgirl | August 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Cause bitch AINT thin – and never particularly has been. She’s just got a lanky frame that spreads all her flab out and fools people into thinking she’s thin so long as it doesn’t get too extreme.
Jen | August 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm
you are right, jessesgirl. she aint thin.
krunkkybooty | August 12, 2010 at 11:37 am
sHe’S sO cOoL
FrankNfrtr | August 12, 2010 at 11:45 am
Wish I had friends with a yacht.
Hope the captain stayed relatively straight, or just kept it in the dock.
These photos make me long for the weekend.
Photoshop Police | August 12, 2010 at 11:47 am
just legalize it already…. friggin puritan hypocrites
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 11:51 am
She has the SAME EXACT . . . . . I got nothin.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:01 pm
she uses the same exact rolling papers as me?
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 11:53 am
My girlfriend has the exact same cellulite-covered thighs.
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 12:12 pm
get your own schtick.
Mary Jane | August 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm
AW! Lol :)
Just A Horny Dude | August 12, 2010 at 12:01 pm
What a shame. She could be a pretty girl. Instead she’s a drug-addled mess who probably has screwed 100+ dudes.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm
fwiw ive screwed over 100 women, so what. im still clean.
Ari | August 14, 2010 at 10:06 pm
because she smokes weed? Or is she into meth or crack or something? If so, my bad. But just weed don’t make her a “drugged-addled mess”. Give the girl a break. People are so damn judgemental in the USA.
Deacon Jones | August 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Whoever took the pics was on the boat. Cause that fag sold out, whoever it was
brit | August 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I’m not sure about the state of that roach…
BB | August 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm
If there is ANYONE who wants to part with $100, please take me up on this bet.
I’ll bet that within a year or two, this chick is banging guys for cash, actually a full blown prostitute.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 12:26 pm
i’ll take that action. now if youd said casting couch, i’m sittin on my hands
Cock Dr | August 12, 2010 at 12:37 pm
I believe that the Barton family is quite well off. No need for that.
asi9 | August 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Um? Yeah you could find a different poster child. The first step in that process would be to avoid posting a picture of her smoking pot as if it was news. Step 2 is posting a picture of somebody else smoking pot. Step 3 is murky and might still need some work. But, I do know that it involves your head and your ass. I kid.
Mary Jane | August 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Ugh joints suck. I’m going to go smoke a real bowl and get back to class. :)
Sheena | August 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Silly bitch, doesn’t she know you torch the roach and *then* toke it?
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Bitch can’t afford a bong?
salmony | August 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm
She’s niether fat or cellulitey in any of these pictures Fish you bastard!
As for the rest of you losers: Stop acting like she’s not good enough for you when the closest you’ve come to a sexual experience in the last year was when you accidentally walked in on your mum in the shower.
angela | August 12, 2010 at 10:01 pm
that’s exactly what i was thinking, fish. i am 5’9 and 120 lbs and i bust my ass in the gym and still have it. and i smoke a
angela | August 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm
that’s exactly what i was thinking, fish. i am 5’9 and 120 lbs and i bust my ass in the gym and still have it. and i smoke a LOT of weed. fuck.
*sigh* | August 12, 2010 at 10:41 pm
What’s with the girl in the background in pic 5. I swear she has no face.
Nikki | August 13, 2010 at 1:46 am
All I can say is that she played with that guy Cisco’s saggy balls.. really gross. She went down hill rather fast.
captain america | August 13, 2010 at 7:16 am
well folks, POT CAN BE SMOKED IN EVERY OUTFIT!!
allie! | August 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm
i love a wake and bake. and yes i have a ton of cellulite. my man likes me. and that is all BITCHES.
-A
Ari | August 14, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Not one person has ever died from smoking pot. In fact, pot if used correctly can cure cancer. See Rick Simpsons video on youTube or anywhere online. Just Google “Rick Simpson Run from the Cure”
jj22 | August 15, 2010 at 12:17 am
Ari is a fricking moron!
inevitability | August 15, 2010 at 5:35 pm
she and Britney Spears have proved it: you can only surpress the trailer park for so long before it seeps back to the surface. I’d still pound it though.
kel | August 22, 2010 at 6:02 am
ewww