Here’s Mischa Barton at Heathrow airport yesterday because apparently she was only at Cannes for 24 hours at the request of Roberto Cavalli who also invited Courtney Love because he thinks he’s fucking hilarious. Which is why I think fashion is entirely bullshit. These “designers” have to be laughing their asses off behind closed doors. “Ha, and then, you’ll never believe this, I pulled out a Where’s Waldo? book and I went – haha – I went, ‘Zis, Mischa. Zis is the future of fashion.’ And she believed me! Hahaha! Oh, man, I know it’s not funny to make fun of the drug addicted, but holy shit, woman.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
dudeatdudedotdude | May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
hahaha looks like that old hag from the old old navy ads
Impressed | May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
She’s reading Bill Bryson’s “A Short History of Nearly Everything,” which is at least 6 grade levels beyond what I would have guessed she was reading. Too bad she has it upside down.
Burt | May 21, 2011 at 3:10 am
Yes, but have you tried reading it while holding it upside down, ending first like she is?
DKNY | May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm
I thought that was Brittney at first.
marie | May 20, 2011 at 3:20 pm
me too
anonymous | May 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm
x3
UnholyKrep | May 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Ah, THERE’s Waldope!
Komodo | May 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Hahahah
McFeely Smackup | May 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm
She has dimples forming a perfect equilateral triangle, with her eyes in the middle…coincidence? Or Freemason conspiracy!!
Lodge 69 | May 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm
You are correct. The nose represents the great pyramid, while the dimples are where a freemanson bukkaked her on the cheek.
And the glasses are stolen from Elton John, MIA since ’73.
stratacat | May 20, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I can’t believe she’s STILL reading that book. It came out 8 years ago!
McFeely Smackup | May 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm
well, since you’re such a fucking genius, how long would it take YOU to read it upside down?
stratacat | May 20, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I don’t have to read it; I have big tits.
stinky mcpoop | May 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Prove it!
McFeely Smackup | May 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Stratacat seems very intelligent and interesting all of the sudden.
Cher X | May 20, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Brittany Spears and Harry Potter had a baby.
Sarah | May 20, 2011 at 3:42 pm
The worst part of this is that she is reading one of my favorite books. I feel like I’m not as smart as I think I am.
Sarah | May 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
well, she’s carrying it. I guess I shouldn’t jump to such ridiculous conclusions.
Mike Walker | May 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm
It’s a general science book for dumb people. No reason to feel smart at all.
R | May 20, 2011 at 5:31 pm
lol, exactly.
Christopher | May 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Waldo has never looked so sexy…
mamamiasweetpeaches | May 20, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Video Killed The Radio Star, Buggle!
Komodo | May 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Good grief with that stupid shit.
Money doesn’t buy style that’s for damn sure.
Dreg | May 20, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Dame Edna is getting hot.
daisy | May 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm
wheres waldo is right!
The Critical Crassness | May 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Naked in a drug house in Encino….left there by Mischa, who stole his clothes and identity to avoid problems with the TSA and the “No Fly” list.
Mike | May 20, 2011 at 4:36 pm
That’s a really enjoyable book. Too bad she hollowed it out to hold all of her dumbass glasses.
argleblargle | May 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Looks like she thought “Where’s Waldo?” was a self-help book.
McFeely Smackup | May 20, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Waldo looks like a slut these days.
vandinz | May 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Why do “celebs” think they can get away with wearing shit like those glasses. It doesn’t matter how famous you are, you’re going to look a twat in them things. Funny as fuck to think she looks cool. Stupid bitch.
Jovy | May 21, 2011 at 8:15 am
It’s her syndrome of a down facial expression that’s got me frustrated.
anonym | May 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm
that must be a fake LV bag.
i know this bitch is broke.
Arzach | May 20, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Even a wreck she is still hot , I’d pound that pooper anytime
tlmck | May 20, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Look! I are smart. I knows how to hold a book!
the captain | May 21, 2011 at 12:37 am
well, she had to take some medicines/drugs.
SHE SUFFERED FROM DIARRHOEA, folks!!
michpc | May 21, 2011 at 3:06 am
poor Bill Bryson does not deserve this kind of negative publicity
Jessesgirl | May 21, 2011 at 7:35 am
Forget the glasses. That huge square ass of hers is…mesmerizing.
R. | May 21, 2011 at 4:34 pm
you’re an ass, she looks great, actually i would love to know what do you understand about fashion your fashion skills, you are so limited that you even don’t undestand how to use irony through clothes, instead you have a blog where you put pictures of nude bimbo girls,
Michael | May 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm
“…instead you have a blog where you put pictures of nude bimbo girls,”
That’s Drunken Stepfather’s business.
NG | May 21, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I FOUND HIM! I FOUND WALDOO AN/oh…it’s her.
Michael | May 21, 2011 at 5:43 pm
I just started watching “The O.C.” on DVD, and I don’t think Mischa Barton was terrible in that show. And she looks like this now? I don’t recall her pulling any boners professionally, yet now she’s looking more and more a mess. She must have some psychological issues if she’s looking like a potheaded, dime-store hooker with bad fashion sense and period stains (according to DListed).
Maybe Osama bin Laden dead, we can achieve some goals: get Mischa (after rehab, nothing more important than that) and Rachel Bilson (who’s not finding any movie careers, but isn’t a down-and-out mess) back in the public spotlight, make Victoria Justice happen (anyone see her Twitter?), put Megan Fox in a respectable movie, send Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into the sun, and maybe bring back Hillary Duff and Christy Carlson Romano (two former Disney girls not messing with H). After that, I’ll stop bitching. ;-P
Diana | May 23, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Isn’t she the one who was babbling about how hard it is being a beautiful person? LMFAO wow, Micha, what happened?