Here’s Mischa Barton at Heathrow airport yesterday because apparently she was only at Cannes for 24 hours at the request of Roberto Cavalli who also invited Courtney Love because he thinks he’s fucking hilarious. Which is why I think fashion is entirely bullshit. These “designers” have to be laughing their asses off behind closed doors. “Ha, and then, you’ll never believe this, I pulled out a Where’s Waldo? book and I went – haha – I went, ‘Zis, Mischa. Zis is the future of fashion.’ And she believed me! Hahaha! Oh, man, I know it’s not funny to make fun of the drug addicted, but holy shit, woman.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
hahaha looks like that old hag from the old old navy ads
She’s reading Bill Bryson’s “A Short History of Nearly Everything,” which is at least 6 grade levels beyond what I would have guessed she was reading. Too bad she has it upside down.
Yes, but have you tried reading it while holding it upside down, ending first like she is?
I thought that was Brittney at first.
me too
x3
hey her shitter looks a lotttt better! :D
Anything looks better if it’s festooned with fuchia lace.
excellent work getting some butt shots!!! :D
Ah, THERE’s Waldope!
Hahahah
She has dimples forming a perfect equilateral triangle, with her eyes in the middle…coincidence? Or Freemason conspiracy!!
You are correct. The nose represents the great pyramid, while the dimples are where a freemanson bukkaked her on the cheek.
And the glasses are stolen from Elton John, MIA since ’73.
I can’t believe she’s STILL reading that book. It came out 8 years ago!
well, since you’re such a fucking genius, how long would it take YOU to read it upside down?
I don’t have to read it; I have big tits.
Prove it!
Stratacat seems very intelligent and interesting all of the sudden.
She kinda looks like Kirstie Alley 400lbs ago in this pic.
I didn’t know Britney Spears could read.
If Britney Spears and Elton John had a child…
Not sure that going for ‘Britney Spears Look Alike Champion 2011′ is the best career move these days, but its probably a step up for Mischa.
Brittany Spears and Harry Potter had a baby.
holy shit i thought that was brittany, with that face and the whole book upside down thing
The worst part of this is that she is reading one of my favorite books. I feel like I’m not as smart as I think I am.
well, she’s carrying it. I guess I shouldn’t jump to such ridiculous conclusions.
It’s a general science book for dumb people. No reason to feel smart at all.
lol, exactly.
Waldo has never looked so sexy…
Video Killed The Radio Star, Buggle!
Good grief with that stupid shit.
Money doesn’t buy style that’s for damn sure.
Dame Edna is getting hot.
wheres waldo is right!
Naked in a drug house in Encino….left there by Mischa, who stole his clothes and identity to avoid problems with the TSA and the “No Fly” list.
I don’t like this book. I want a pink one.
That’s a really enjoyable book. Too bad she hollowed it out to hold all of her dumbass glasses.
Looks like she thought “Where’s Waldo?” was a self-help book.
Waldo looks like a slut these days.
I thought it was Kaylee Cuoco from Big Bang Theory?!!!!!
DAT ASS.
I’d hit it.
Why do “celebs” think they can get away with wearing shit like those glasses. It doesn’t matter how famous you are, you’re going to look a twat in them things. Funny as fuck to think she looks cool. Stupid bitch.
It’s her syndrome of a down facial expression that’s got me frustrated.
that must be a fake LV bag.
i know this bitch is broke.
DOS SHOES!
sooo stupid!!
Beer goggles are supposed to be a concept, not an accessory.
I wonder when she’ll notice her super smart-people glasses are causing her to hold her super smart-people book upside-down…
Is this better than khloe wearing these pants?
I honestly don’t even think she is on drugs anymore… I think she is just batshit crazy from past drug use.
I love her hips
Even a wreck she is still hot , I’d pound that pooper anytime
blond + stupid = lay , I like.
Look! I are smart. I knows how to hold a book!
well, she had to take some medicines/drugs.
SHE SUFFERED FROM DIARRHOEA, folks!!
she looks like an ass hole in them glasses.
poor Bill Bryson does not deserve this kind of negative publicity
Forget the glasses. That huge square ass of hers is…mesmerizing.
Looks like Mischa and Khloe are members of the sisterhood of the traveling fat pants.
you’re an ass, she looks great, actually i would love to know what do you understand about fashion your fashion skills, you are so limited that you even don’t undestand how to use irony through clothes, instead you have a blog where you put pictures of nude bimbo girls,
“…instead you have a blog where you put pictures of nude bimbo girls,”
That’s Drunken Stepfather’s business.
I FOUND HIM! I FOUND WALDOO AN/oh…it’s her.
I just started watching “The O.C.” on DVD, and I don’t think Mischa Barton was terrible in that show. And she looks like this now? I don’t recall her pulling any boners professionally, yet now she’s looking more and more a mess. She must have some psychological issues if she’s looking like a potheaded, dime-store hooker with bad fashion sense and period stains (according to DListed).
Maybe Osama bin Laden dead, we can achieve some goals: get Mischa (after rehab, nothing more important than that) and Rachel Bilson (who’s not finding any movie careers, but isn’t a down-and-out mess) back in the public spotlight, make Victoria Justice happen (anyone see her Twitter?), put Megan Fox in a respectable movie, send Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into the sun, and maybe bring back Hillary Duff and Christy Carlson Romano (two former Disney girls not messing with H). After that, I’ll stop bitching. ;-P
Where’s wally
I hate those bags, so 2002, and made of skinned animals (leather)
Dont care what u Mo mo’S think….
this chick is sexy. She just needs to pull
her head out.
I see london I see france I see somones purple underpants!