- Demi Moore’s face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn’t bother her. I mean, it’s not like she brings it up every goddamn interview until the end of time. She’s tough. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson‘s new reality show requires $25,000 worth of hair and make-up. Per episode. Who the fuck is her stylist? Peter Jackson? [Celebslam]
- Xavier Samuel is your new Twilight obsession. Ten bucks says he loses a testicle at Starbucks within the week. Who wants in? [Just Jared]
- Ashlee Simpson has never met anyone “stronger” than Jessica. No, really. She once saw Jessica chew through a hubcap after divorcing Nick Lachey. She thought it was a cookie. [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears scored seven VMA nominations thus reminding everyone that MTV is an irrelevant conglomerate of asshats. [PopSugar]
You know what’s the very first thing that comes to mind when I see this photo?
Fucked up tan lines.
OH MY!!! I wanna lick that!!! Looks appetizing!
Oh…that’s unfortunate. Why wouldn’t they just use a little bit extra fabric to keep that from happening?
RE: Twilight: Good! Another douchy-turd who smokes like a chimney added to the cast. Hope he “shimmer” like a fairy like the others do.
Arrr, I wants ta keelhaul her over me yardarm… wink, wink…
Thank you, Miranda Kerr.
Nice slit there. Surely the her people should check for ‘toe’ before she hits the catwalk. Fully waxed pussies definitely attract a camel toe. Amen.
Since when do easter bunnies have camel toes?
Pee stain??!
I can’t believe all the haters! All of you calling her fat, cow, and the fit of her bikini bottom really need to look in the mirror. Miranda Kerr is gorgeous. She’s one of the most beautiful women on the planet. For every one person putting this girl down, there are hundreds complimenting her and admiring her beauty.
All you fat cows, and pigs wish you could look that good in that swimsuit. Look in the mirror at your camel toe I bet your “chain hangs low” and FAT.
There is a conference where all the pathetic posters superficial.com wives / her / celebs’ with the GFS than the body, and retarted Trailer Park Mall which racial / sexist insults are not funny without .. Can get together and can get to be killed by Zyklon B. This will put a smile on the faces of orphans.