Miranda Kerr’s camel toe and other news

August 4th, 2009 // 61 Comments

- Demi Moore’s face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn’t bother her. I mean, it’s not like she brings it up every goddamn interview until the end of time. She’s tough. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson‘s new reality show requires $25,000 worth of hair and make-up. Per episode. Who the fuck is her stylist? Peter Jackson? [Celebslam]

- Xavier Samuel is your new Twilight obsession. Ten bucks says he loses a testicle at Starbucks within the week. Who wants in? [Just Jared]

- Ashlee Simpson has never met anyone “stronger” than Jessica. No, really. She once saw Jessica chew through a hubcap after divorcing Nick Lachey. She thought it was a cookie. [ICYDK]

- Britney Spears scored seven VMA nominations thus reminding everyone that MTV is an irrelevant conglomerate of asshats. [PopSugar]

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Comments (61)

  1. mambo | August 4, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    impeccable.

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  2. EAT MY CUNT | August 4, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    *FIRST, PRUNE-POPPERS*

    I MUST FUCK THAT SNACK!

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  3. http://www.popduds.com/ | August 4, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    MOAR!!!

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  4. jame | August 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    what a nasty sand crab.

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  5. ana MARIA | August 4, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    are labia lips much like testicles in that one must hang lower then the other

    in other concerns, are designers meant to consider weird crotch gripping fabrics??

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  6. Anexio | August 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    In pic 4 she looks a little chunky and those clothes do nothing for her wide breeder hips.

    Cow

    Out

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  7. scott | August 4, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    The prototype.

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  8. Upinya | August 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Love’s me some moose knuckle!

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  9. Mickey0123 | August 4, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    That post is just outstanding. This chick is uterly amazing. Outstanding work on this one.

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  10. Tom K | August 4, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    MTV has not been relevant since the 80′s and mid 90′s.

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  11. Jess | August 4, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    She should get that mole checked out.. too much tanning. gross.
    she looks hot from the front though. makes me want that monokini.

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  12. HealthyThinspiration | August 4, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    She’s a natural beauty, but I think she needs some more meat on her bones :/

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  13. Tom K | August 4, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Looks good to me camel toe and all!!!

    Better then that dirty Puerto Rican slut J.LO and her wide ass!

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  14. dude | August 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Call that chick a toe truck – stat!!

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  15. Taz | August 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    i got some goo to fill that crack

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  16. Mold | August 5, 2009 at 12:01 am

    This is what all women should strive to look like. If you don’t look like her, you are a fat girl… and you should leave the country and live in the Asutralian Outback.

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  17. John Samson | August 5, 2009 at 12:11 am

    Look closely, look very closely. She looks wrong. Is she a land/real estate thief or an assistant to land/real estate thiefs? Because she has the facial damage of a thief. She, and girls like her, should not be on The Catwalk because she, and gilrs like her, a very very deceptive.

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  18. shelby | August 5, 2009 at 12:36 am

    anexio-
    are you serious?? like seriously?? then what the fuck is skinny to you?? clearly you throw up everything you eat (real cool).

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  19. shelby | August 5, 2009 at 12:36 am

    anexio-
    are you serious?? like seriously?? then what the fuck is skinny to you?? clearly you throw up everything you eat (real cool).

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  20. Upinya | August 5, 2009 at 12:39 am

    @ 17 What? What are you a phrenologist? You must have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter.

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  21. fetus_mcnuggets | August 5, 2009 at 12:59 am

    want the ONE PIECE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGER

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  22. ___ | August 5, 2009 at 1:20 am

    Hey #6, Anexio. You’re a retard. And this ain’t the Jim Rome Show. Take your “out” and stick it up your ass. D-bag.

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  23. wundersmack | August 5, 2009 at 1:27 am

    For all you newbies who have never seen actual female anatomy aside from your sister’s barbie doll, yes, this is how it is shaped. It’s spectacular.

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  24. lola | August 5, 2009 at 1:46 am

    Her body looks gross to me. I only weigh 110, but she looks like she weighs 90 pounds soaking wet. I appreciate people who work out and take good care of themselves, but she looks wasp-like from the lack of body fat in conjunction with the lack of muscle tone.

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  25. Bosco | August 5, 2009 at 2:42 am

    I feel like her gynecologist now …………………..

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  26. dawnalex | August 5, 2009 at 5:34 am

    That camel has an ingrown toenail.

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  27. Lippen Whiskey | August 5, 2009 at 5:41 am

    Yo, you know how to tell if a chick in a bikini is a vegetarian? You’ll see camel tofu.

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  28. pervert | August 5, 2009 at 6:02 am

    I wanna suck her penis

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  29. pervert | August 5, 2009 at 6:02 am

    I wanna suck her penis

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  30. pervert | August 5, 2009 at 6:02 am

    I wanna suck her penis

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  31. Ronald McDouchebag | August 5, 2009 at 6:07 am

    you DOUCHEBAGS are all high, this bitch is NAS T !!! she looks like a Garbage Pail Kid reject

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  34. toe eater | August 5, 2009 at 8:20 am

    I think I rode that thing thru the desert once.

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  35. toe eater | August 5, 2009 at 8:20 am

    I think I rode that thing thru the desert once.

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  36. Parker | August 5, 2009 at 8:29 am

    I still swear I am willing to buttfuck her if she agrees to make me a sandwich.

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  37. ROUGH Daddy | August 5, 2009 at 8:46 am

    Whasamater? you peeps act like never seen a ninja boot b4…

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  38. Eek | August 5, 2009 at 9:05 am

    You stop! Nagahide works wonders.

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  39. havoc | August 5, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Outstanding.

    Pic #7 gets two thumbs up….

    .

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  40. wondertrash | August 5, 2009 at 10:09 am

    It seems that Ms Kerr’s fleshy crotch cleft has created quite a stir!

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  41. Mr. BooURns | August 5, 2009 at 10:19 am

    @20 Colin?

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  42. anon | August 5, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Ashton, Demi, and Rumer all look the same age. It’s creepy.

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  43. Curtis Lewis | August 5, 2009 at 10:43 am

    That’s got to feel uncomfortable or maybe she likes it. I’m sure she knows she’s popping out.

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  44. april | August 5, 2009 at 11:37 am

    aww but she’s so cute

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  45. Eek | August 5, 2009 at 11:39 am

    20. Thanks dude. Sometimes the panflilange bedazzles accordingly.

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  46. Alli Watermelon | August 5, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Did they SERIOUSLY take a picture of her crotch like that? How fucking ridiculous! Anyway…that’s a pretty sweet swimsuit

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  47. Name No | August 5, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Shaved cootchie provides no “cover” or “cushion”. Is there anything that will save us from the dread camel toe?

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  48. Giggles | August 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    #16 Mold — get a job, get out of your mamma’s basement, and maybe you’ll get laid for the first time ever.

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  49. Puggy | August 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    46, it’s called zoom and crop, duh.

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  50. ashley | August 5, 2009 at 12:11 pm

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