Miranda Kerr’s camel toe and other news

- Demi Moore’s face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn’t bother her. I mean, it’s not like she brings it up every goddamn interview until the end of time. She’s tough. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson’s new reality show requires $25,000 worth of hair and make-up. Per episode. Who the fuck is her stylist? Peter Jackson? [Celebslam]

- Xavier Samuel is your new Twilight obsession. Ten bucks says he loses a testicle at Starbucks within the week. Who wants in? [Just Jared]

- Ashlee Simpson has never met anyone “stronger” than Jessica. No, really. She once saw Jessica chew through a hubcap after divorcing Nick Lachey. She thought it was a cookie. [ICYDK]

- Britney Spears scored seven VMA nominations thus reminding everyone that MTV is an irrelevant conglomerate of asshats. [PopSugar]