Miranda Kerr’s ass and other news

- James Franco’s thighs: Not for everyone. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown might be able to revive his career. Provided he’s still able to make music at 50. [PopEater]

- Andriy Voronin’s love for his wife could take somebody’s eye out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Diddy hates black women? [Bossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal fights for Reese Witherspoon’s love. With dinnerware. [Celebslam]

- Gerard Butler apparently lost an epic battle with fudge. [Just Jared]

- Jude Law might finally get around to seeing his illegitimate daughter. [The Blemish]

- Tiger Woods used to make jokes about his giant dick. — Brother? [PopSugar]

- Fergie cursed the Dolphis yesterday. [Socialite Life]

- Kate Winslet beat Kelly Brook for “Harper’s Bazaar Most Desirable Body” proving your wife drinks all day while you’re at work. [ICYDK]

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