Miranda Kerr’s ass and other news

January 4th, 2010 // 54 Comments

- James Franco’s thighs: Not for everyone. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown might be able to revive his career. Provided he’s still able to make music at 50. [PopEater]

- Andriy Voronin’s love for his wife could take somebody’s eye out. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Diddy hates black women? [Bossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal fights for Reese Witherspoon’s love. With dinnerware. [Celebslam]

- Gerard Butler apparently lost an epic battle with fudge. [Just Jared]

- Jude Law might finally get around to seeing his illegitimate daughter. [The Blemish]

- Tiger Woods used to make jokes about his giant dick. — Brother? [PopSugar]

- Fergie cursed the Dolphis yesterday. [Socialite Life]

- Kate Winslet beat Kelly Brook for “Harper’s Bazaar Most Desirable Body” proving your wife drinks all day while you’re at work. [ICYDK]

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  1. Willie Dixon

    nice!

  2. STK

    Are we sure this isn’t just because “curvy” is something they consider attainable, and not because it is most desired?

    And I’m not sure that Kelly Brook’s massive chest is something you can “aspire” to, unless we’re referring to motorboating

  3. Lux

    Look at that heroic rat trying to bite Orlando Bloom’s nipple off.

  4. Jesus it’s like a freaking doll.

  5. jeff

    And a delicious one it is…

  6. Jesus it’s like a freaking doll.

  7. Fat Chicks Suck

    Heavenly…

  8. lisa

    jesus christ, look at her arms. yes she is verry pretty – but can you say anorectic?!

  9. lisa

    *very, and also, you can see her spine…

  10. wow

    the rest of her body is too thin and crap and horrible and has no tits. her face is a nightmare…..but GODDAM that is one HELL OF AN ASS.

  11. Maximus

    Happy New Year, indeed.

  12. lil

    she has cankles

  13. JEFF

    SLIGHTLY BONEY BUT OVERALL SPECTACULAR ASS!

    I CAN’T BELIEVE LEGOLAS IS TAGGING THAT!

  14. who dat

    Where all da men at?

  15. NANA

    culo flaco ekkkk

  16. Dare To Compare

    Wowza! Contrast that amazing booty with the recently posted seriously underdressed Lohan.

  17. Orlando !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. ginger

    that is NOT an ass.

  19. ginger

    that is just two pieces of skin that shit comes out of once in a while.

  20. more sexy pictures click my name directly~~~

  21. Me

    21 is a fag

  22. Me

    21 is a fag

  23. Miranda Kerr, is very skinny. She does have a beautiful body but still its not that appealing.

  24. cc

    That is a shapely ass. Up until now I didn’t have anything against Mr Bloom. Now I have to hate him.

  25. Fribble

    She really doesn’t have *that* good an ass. It just looks good because her pipe-cleaner legs make it appear to stick out.
    Overall, I’d pass and take Kelly Brooks 100 times out of 100.
    (Yeah, I know: like I have ANY chance at that!)

  26. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHAPELY ASS????

    WHAT ASS???

    THAT IS A BAG OF BONES PEOPLE, WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT ANOREXIC IS NOT SEXY. WOW, GO F SOME 12 YEAR OLDS YOU HOMOS

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  27. Martina

    she has a very nice ass – only guys who have a fetish for Kim Kardashian’s dumpster-sized ass are complaining about Miranda.

  28. stumpity stumpty stumps

    The only thing I see wrong are her canks in 1 and 4. Her un tapered lower leg doesn’t match the rest.

  29. dawson

    I like the shape of her Axx, but it almost looks like she has worn a corset for some of her life.

  30. Really awesome pictures I must say. She has got really nice body and face. She is looking like a doll. Thanks for share these tremendous pictures with us.

  31. Juaquin Ingles

    Cracking up @the fat chicks trying to say she doesn’t have a great ass!

  32. pay-dro

    life is going to be very, very easy with an ass like that.

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  34. skinner's rat

    Her butt is cute-thats about it. The rest of her body is just to thin. Face is nice in some pictures. In others it looks strange.

  35. Darken

    I’d use the sun hat to hide her lack of breasts, then promptly nail her.

    The fact that 90% of the people posting on this message board aren’t getting laid this year hints to their poser nature.

    Get out of your ivory towers, none of you would pass that up (or do better).

  36. farty mcshitface

    this bitch is awful. those bony legs are awful!
    this bitch is all skin and bones. she only has cankles because she has zero muscle on her entire frame. perhaps she might have calves if she had anything under that skin besides bones.
    f-
    this is as bad as pics of vadge madge.

  37. Parker

    Miranda Kerr’s ass is living proof that even God prefers anal sex.

  38. bongo

    ok…but serious piano legs/cankles..not sexy. Now you see why they always pose models….to hide stuff. Nasty legs.
    Needs some muscle

  39. JiggaJay

    I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KISS HER OR LOOK AT HER FACE. I WOULD JUST MAKE HER BEND OVER AND EAT HER ASS OUT ALL DAY EVERDAY.

    PAC MAN FERVER!!

  40. THAT_GIRL_JENN #27 really gets on my damn nerves. I’m quite positive I’m not the only one she annoys the fuck out of on here. Pipe down already, Fat Shirley. My Lord.

  41. ___

    10 lbs underweight is always better than 10 lbs over. And it’s hilarious the number of fatass chicks who have nothing but bad things to say abous skinny chicks. It’s so easy to be a fatass. And @ #27, since when is it okay to casually use the term Homo like that? You may be a champion for the fat majority (which is in some way honorable, I guess) but you’re still prejudice. You bitch.

  42. BScN

    #27 also annoys me. Im sick of hearing these fat advocates judging a girl because you can see her spine? (#10); you SHOULD be able to see a person’s vertebral column unless they have BACK FAT.
    She has the ideal body, and that, is why they put her on the victoria runway and why they covered up heidi klum this year because she just had a baby and was on the heavy side.

  43. jiz

    #40, you’re either really kinky or just weak in constructing sentences. Or both. Either way, I dig the sentiments!!!

  44. Brett Farve

    She doesn’t even have an ass. You can tell by the last photo, her ass is just her extended back with a crack.

  45. Aims

    She looks pretty! I love the little girl look! And she does have a bum you could cup it, its like a large handfill! LOL. Who wants a big cheese filled- looking butt anyways? She has boobs also, and a little tummy. She’s not anorexic… please! When she’s hooked up and 90lbs at 5’9 then she would be anorexic. She’s about 115lbs.

  46. Fat Chicks Suck

    I really can’t believe how stupid the majority of people that comment on this site are. They think because you can see a person’s spine they are anorexic. HOW FAT ARE YOU PEOPLE? If you can’t see a person’s spine then there is way too much excess body fat and the person is OBESE. I’m 6′ tall 200 pounds and in DECENT shape and you can see my spine.

    Also, being thin and tone is not anorexic. This is a VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL – she has a virtually perfect body and is obviously very healthy. People are so fucking stupid that they think being overweight is healthy and being thin and fit is a bad thing. I’m so sick of fat lazy idiots.

  47. Ilovefatgirls

    I love fat girls, they are funny. It must be very hard to admit that she is hot.

  48. paul

    We’re all too busy looking at the Ass of God to ask why Orlando Bloom choking a dog.

  49. The DUde

    I really like the taint gap! Or is it inner leg gap? whichever it looks delicious.

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