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Willie Dixon | January 4, 2010 at 5:57 pm
nice!
STK | January 4, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Are we sure this isn’t just because “curvy” is something they consider attainable, and not because it is most desired?
And I’m not sure that Kelly Brook’s massive chest is something you can “aspire” to, unless we’re referring to motorboating
Lux | January 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Look at that heroic rat trying to bite Orlando Bloom’s nipple off.
Old Comic Book Advertisements | January 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Jesus it’s like a freaking doll.
oh my | January 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm
god
jeff | January 4, 2010 at 6:14 pm
And a delicious one it is…
Old Comic Book Advertisements | January 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Jesus it’s like a freaking doll.
Fat Chicks Suck | January 4, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Heavenly…
lisa | January 4, 2010 at 6:24 pm
jesus christ, look at her arms. yes she is verry pretty – but can you say anorectic?!
lisa | January 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm
*very, and also, you can see her spine…
wow | January 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm
the rest of her body is too thin and crap and horrible and has no tits. her face is a nightmare…..but GODDAM that is one HELL OF AN ASS.
Maximus | January 4, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Happy New Year, indeed.
lil | January 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm
she has cankles
JEFF | January 4, 2010 at 8:05 pm
SLIGHTLY BONEY BUT OVERALL SPECTACULAR ASS!
I CAN’T BELIEVE LEGOLAS IS TAGGING THAT!
who dat | January 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Where all da men at?
NANA | January 4, 2010 at 8:38 pm
culo flaco ekkkk
Dare To Compare | January 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Wowza! Contrast that amazing booty with the recently posted seriously underdressed Lohan.
citylove | January 4, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Orlando !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginger | January 4, 2010 at 8:55 pm
that is NOT an ass.
ginger | January 4, 2010 at 8:56 pm
that is just two pieces of skin that shit comes out of once in a while.
sexy body | January 4, 2010 at 9:03 pm
more sexy pictures click my name directly~~~
Me | January 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm
21 is a fag
Me | January 4, 2010 at 9:12 pm
21 is a fag
valentines day | January 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Miranda Kerr, is very skinny. She does have a beautiful body but still its not that appealing.
cc | January 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm
That is a shapely ass. Up until now I didn’t have anything against Mr Bloom. Now I have to hate him.
Fribble | January 4, 2010 at 10:36 pm
She really doesn’t have *that* good an ass. It just looks good because her pipe-cleaner legs make it appear to stick out.
Overall, I’d pass and take Kelly Brooks 100 times out of 100.
(Yeah, I know: like I have ANY chance at that!)
THAT_GIRL_JENN | January 4, 2010 at 11:24 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SHAPELY ASS????
WHAT ASS???
THAT IS A BAG OF BONES PEOPLE, WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT ANOREXIC IS NOT SEXY. WOW, GO F SOME 12 YEAR OLDS YOU HOMOS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Martina | January 4, 2010 at 11:40 pm
she has a very nice ass – only guys who have a fetish for Kim Kardashian’s dumpster-sized ass are complaining about Miranda.
stumpity stumpty stumps | January 4, 2010 at 11:53 pm
The only thing I see wrong are her canks in 1 and 4. Her un tapered lower leg doesn’t match the rest.
dawson | January 5, 2010 at 12:21 am
I like the shape of her Axx, but it almost looks like she has worn a corset for some of her life.
r4i kort | January 5, 2010 at 12:31 am
Really awesome pictures I must say. She has got really nice body and face. She is looking like a doll. Thanks for share these tremendous pictures with us.
Juaquin Ingles | January 5, 2010 at 12:34 am
Cracking up @the fat chicks trying to say she doesn’t have a great ass!
pay-dro | January 5, 2010 at 1:41 am
life is going to be very, very easy with an ass like that.
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skinner's rat | January 5, 2010 at 2:23 am
Her butt is cute-thats about it. The rest of her body is just to thin. Face is nice in some pictures. In others it looks strange.
Darken | January 5, 2010 at 3:31 am
I’d use the sun hat to hide her lack of breasts, then promptly nail her.
The fact that 90% of the people posting on this message board aren’t getting laid this year hints to their poser nature.
Get out of your ivory towers, none of you would pass that up (or do better).
farty mcshitface | January 5, 2010 at 4:04 am
this bitch is awful. those bony legs are awful!
this bitch is all skin and bones. she only has cankles because she has zero muscle on her entire frame. perhaps she might have calves if she had anything under that skin besides bones.
f-
this is as bad as pics of vadge madge.
Parker | January 5, 2010 at 8:01 am
Miranda Kerr’s ass is living proof that even God prefers anal sex.
bongo | January 5, 2010 at 8:33 am
ok…but serious piano legs/cankles..not sexy. Now you see why they always pose models….to hide stuff. Nasty legs.
Needs some muscle
JiggaJay | January 5, 2010 at 10:46 am
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KISS HER OR LOOK AT HER FACE. I WOULD JUST MAKE HER BEND OVER AND EAT HER ASS OUT ALL DAY EVERDAY.
PAC MAN FERVER!!
Alli Watermelon | January 5, 2010 at 12:39 pm
THAT_GIRL_JENN #27 really gets on my damn nerves. I’m quite positive I’m not the only one she annoys the fuck out of on here. Pipe down already, Fat Shirley. My Lord.
___ | January 5, 2010 at 1:09 pm
10 lbs underweight is always better than 10 lbs over. And it’s hilarious the number of fatass chicks who have nothing but bad things to say abous skinny chicks. It’s so easy to be a fatass. And @ #27, since when is it okay to casually use the term Homo like that? You may be a champion for the fat majority (which is in some way honorable, I guess) but you’re still prejudice. You bitch.
BScN | January 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
#27 also annoys me. Im sick of hearing these fat advocates judging a girl because you can see her spine? (#10); you SHOULD be able to see a person’s vertebral column unless they have BACK FAT.
She has the ideal body, and that, is why they put her on the victoria runway and why they covered up heidi klum this year because she just had a baby and was on the heavy side.
jiz | January 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm
#40, you’re either really kinky or just weak in constructing sentences. Or both. Either way, I dig the sentiments!!!
Brett Farve | January 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
She doesn’t even have an ass. You can tell by the last photo, her ass is just her extended back with a crack.
Aims | January 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm
She looks pretty! I love the little girl look! And she does have a bum you could cup it, its like a large handfill! LOL. Who wants a big cheese filled- looking butt anyways? She has boobs also, and a little tummy. She’s not anorexic… please! When she’s hooked up and 90lbs at 5’9 then she would be anorexic. She’s about 115lbs.
Fat Chicks Suck | January 5, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I really can’t believe how stupid the majority of people that comment on this site are. They think because you can see a person’s spine they are anorexic. HOW FAT ARE YOU PEOPLE? If you can’t see a person’s spine then there is way too much excess body fat and the person is OBESE. I’m 6′ tall 200 pounds and in DECENT shape and you can see my spine.
Also, being thin and tone is not anorexic. This is a VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL – she has a virtually perfect body and is obviously very healthy. People are so fucking stupid that they think being overweight is healthy and being thin and fit is a bad thing. I’m so sick of fat lazy idiots.
Ilovefatgirls | January 5, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I love fat girls, they are funny. It must be very hard to admit that she is hot.
paul | January 5, 2010 at 8:56 pm
We’re all too busy looking at the Ass of God to ask why Orlando Bloom choking a dog.
The DUde | January 6, 2010 at 10:15 am
I really like the taint gap! Or is it inner leg gap? whichever it looks delicious.