Here’s a topless Miranda Kerr posing for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in the Caribbeans. So, wait, is she selling a bathing suit with no top? Because if that’s the case, I’d like to tell every (attractive) woman I know that this is what you wear to find a husband. You may have heard differently, but trust me, that person was lying and also trying to steal your Future Man. That bitch!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of I Hate You, Orlando Bloom.