Here’s a topless Miranda Kerr posing for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in the Caribbeans. So, wait, is she selling a bathing suit with no top? Because if that’s the case, I’d like to tell every (attractive) woman I know that this is what you wear to find a husband. You may have heard differently, but trust me, that person was lying and also trying to steal your Future Man. That bitch!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of I Hate You, Orlando Bloom.
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TBONE | July 27, 2009 at 11:26 am
FIRST – SUCK IT BITCHES!
Jimbo | July 27, 2009 at 11:31 am
Me so horny.
Touch me pee pee caw caw.
p911gt10c | July 27, 2009 at 11:31 am
Nice tits.
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
ahhh | July 27, 2009 at 11:33 am
She is so hot, it just isn’t fair
Mister 5000 | July 27, 2009 at 11:33 am
You were first and yet… no one cares…
Even more sad is the fact that Miranda Kerr is topless and you were concerned with merely being the first post. Perhaps you should go back to Perez Hilton’s website where your level of gayness is more accepted…
monty | July 27, 2009 at 11:33 am
hotness
LPB | July 27, 2009 at 11:34 am
Can’t wait to hear what’s wrong with those (her).
rufus | July 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
perfection… enough said
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 11:39 am
Yes she is gorgeous.
But I am against braless chicks.
Brian | July 27, 2009 at 11:40 am
She’s cute AND hot. Whatever, I just wanna eat that ass, preferably with syrup.
Fribble | July 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
Scrawny chick who isn’t in particularly good shape. Un-toned belly and flabby ass. Too much starvation hurts the body, girl. Get to the gym if you need to control your weight.
Cute face, nothing spectacular. I wouldn’t give her a second glance on the street. I like grown women, not ones who look 12 years old. I suppose she’s perfect for the latent homosexual demographic.
(ok, your can start your juvenile insults now)
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
It is so sad that this is my fav site for 2 years now
i can`t help it though
the writer has an amazing sense of humour when he is not rude
and he is really bright!
yes i`m a girl.
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 11:44 am
It is so sad that this is my fav site for 2 years now
i can`t help it though
the writer has an amazing sense of humour when he is not rude
and he is really bright!
yes i`m a girl.
ZippytheWonderSlug | July 27, 2009 at 11:48 am
#11 – You’re an idiot.
dk | July 27, 2009 at 11:49 am
@ Fish
I like the suit too. Let me know when the suit comes out like that one but without the bottoms and forces her to put your ankles behind her neck and insert my cock repeatedly, Ill invest.
dk | July 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
@11 Yeah your right she is destroying her body by not eating and fucking Orlando Bloom instead of me but hell, she looks a little to old for me anyways.
The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 11:52 am
Apparently no one bothered to look at pic #8 with her lopsided deflated asscheeks..it sure seems like Victoria’s Secret is really scraping the barrel for women to pose now. Why dont they just do a catalog spread with the top 3 “Wannabe Celebrities” starring…the mom from Jon & Kate Plus 8, Octopussy and some whore from The Hills.
LoveIt | July 27, 2009 at 11:54 am
Love her body. Fat American women should strive to look like her.
Mac | July 27, 2009 at 11:57 am
Lol @ 11 saying he expects people to throw juvenile insults at him. You should probably expect that when you throw juvenile insults at a hot chick you don’t even know. I’ve never even heard the girl speak so it’s hard for me to pass judgment on here. I have heard you speak on the other hand I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re an uneducated homosexual.
George Burdell | July 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I love Puerto Rican bikinis (bottoms and a hat)
Jamie | July 27, 2009 at 12:02 pm
17…
I’d put my life on the line that she is hotter than anything you’ve ever hooked up with. Maybe you should insult someone just because they are half the size of the best looking girl you’ve been with. Also, the picture is taken while she was walking. Her ass doesn’t look like that. I am not surprised you don’t know what a good ass looks like. We can’t all bang hairy cottage cheese butt.
Darth Retard | July 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Love how natural boobs look.
rerr edede | July 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
She is Cute and sexy.She maintained her figure,not just like American women…
I love Photo soot…
aint that the truth | July 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
She is so hot … I’m a chick and would totally jump her … she has small tits tho and idk about you guys but I like smoothering the guy I’m riding with my tits and for that you need bigger ones … anyways she’s hot and I approve !!! Lol
sperminator | July 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
angelic face, diabolic body.
the right combo!
JAWS | July 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm
yummy! :B
Venom | July 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm
She’s alright. Nothing special (as is the case with most “super models”.) That said… I’d still smash.
Christina | July 27, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Nice tiny tits Miranda.
I want to be rich like her!
No GayTards | July 27, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Waa Waa Wee Waa!!!!
*salivating*
Taz | July 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm
id pump her silly
Christina | July 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Supermodels usually have pretty faces, but questionable figures? I mean what hetrosexual man l would prefer rake thin like a child/ young male with hardly any mammaries. Sure I’m jelous of how rich she probably is and the great clothes she gets to wear.
But I find it weird when these women are supposedly the epitome.
I know men have different tastes…I like my men to be attractive and slim, toned is a bonus! But there is NO WAY I’d want to date an overly skinny man who looked like a pre pubescent..
chango666 | July 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm
#18
So where are you from fuck face that all your women are perfect????
KD | July 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Forget Miranda Kerr, I want to date ‘Uhi’ and ‘aint that the truth’
izz | July 27, 2009 at 12:43 pm
How about all the Eruo Scum take a big bite of my fat American Dick while I destroy the vagina’s of your perfect (hairy,smelly) woman
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 12:45 pm
KD sorry dear. But I`m no lesbian.Neither a cretin. Peace.
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 12:45 pm
KD sorry dear. But I`m no lesbian.Neither a cretin. Peace.
Bruce Bromley | July 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Note to Editor:
You are truely my brother from other parents, you always keep us in such good Boobies and other important stuff. Keep up the good work…
Bruce
kliffa | July 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
So young so fat ass!
Bruce Bromley | July 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Note to Editor:
You are truely my brother from other parents, you always keep us in such good Boobies and other important stuff. Keep up the good work…
Bruce
Uhi | July 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Yup I need to stop clicking refresh.
The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@17 Jamie you are prolly correct, but that still doesn’t have to do with shit in regards to my comments about her saggy ass. Even the ugliest women have more of an ass than this whore does, which I’m sure you’re part of this category. And I’m supposed to blame the person snapping the pic that her ass creates the “illusion” of it looking disgusting? You are a fucking idiot.
sboubyb | July 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Amazing
Just pretty
daveisbob | July 27, 2009 at 1:07 pm
wow….she’s a muffin, huh
Parker | July 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
The world is a better place because of her and when I saw the ass pic my penis agreed.
ROUGH daddy | July 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I heard tax brackets usually indicate what size chicks you date…I say it aint true right # 11…and i dont understand the idea of liking 1 body type…
jesus | July 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
finally a pic of a whore who isn’t a fat, drug addicted slut.
dirk | July 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm
my girlfriend has the exact same body. bam!
sin | July 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What a sweet, little hottie.
Charles Few | July 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
She’s just a few milkshakes away from perfect.
TopCat | July 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm
she is so hot!