Miranda Kerr is keeping hope alive

November 30th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not–repeat, not–marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:

A rep for Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
“The story … is completely false and misleading,” the rep says. “Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said.”
But while they’re not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

Sounds like Orlando Bloom got punked pretty hard there. You just know that Miranda probably responded to his 1,000th whiny request to marry him with a, “Hmmm…maybe,” then after he bragged to all his buddies and about it and leaked it to the press, she sent her publicist out there to shoot him down. She probably plays all sorts of similar pranks on him, like “Got your nose” and “Hid your medication.” She just seems cool like that.

Photos: WENN
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  1. stevo

    First! camel! toe!

  2. riz

    this woman has such an ugly face. and i’m pretty sure orlando is the more famous out of them.. she’s probablybegging him to marry her since he only reason her name is ever in the news is because of him.. case in point: this article. if she was supposedly engaged to some nobody, we’d never hear her name.

  3. Sophie

    dimply…

  4. riz

    this woman has such an ugly face. and i’m pretty sure orlando is the more famous out of them.. she’s probablybegging him to marry her since he only reason her name is ever in the news is because of him.. case in point: this article. if she was supposedly engaged to some nobody, we’d never hear her name.

  5. Richard McBeef

    Love the toe in pic 2, but hate dem panties. they look like some sort of control top KimK drawers or something.

  6. sweet camel toe!!!!!!!!!!!xoxo.

  7. emily

    she’s my girl crush.

  8. Of course she turn him down,,,Orlando Bloom looks like a gurl!

  9. puzzled

    Why would he want to marry her when he can have sex with her for free?

    Oh, and fake, it’s totally photoshopped… the shadows are all wrong… blah, blah, blah.

  10. Lonely Ranger

    I’d like to top her vagina off with my dickwater

  11. F-Obama

    Man, it’s chicks like this that make us want to just bust a nut all over their faces. It would be a great day to stick your rock hard man wood in that hot muff and make he scream in pleasure as your buddy comes over and stuffs his dong right in her mouth while you are fucking the shit out of her. jump off just before you jizz and stuff her mouth full of those hot, sweet juices, fresh from her warm beautiful body.

  12. zuzuspetals

    She looks like one of the most boring people alive- which means she’s absolutely perfect for Orlando Bloom. He bores me to tears.
    The only person more boring is Brad Pitt.

  13. Lisica

    She has slender figure and is so hot…I’m a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.

  14. allan greenspan

    @12: A typical adolescent fantasy.

  15. azalea

    She’s not ugly. You basement boys having to type with one hand are in no position to be so critical.

  16. kahlee

    @12 stop using Miranda Kerr as a prop to justifiy getting naked with your male friend and just be honest with yourself.

  17. I see flange… and its gooooooooood

  18. Aerialgreen

    @17 – Agreed kahlee, hee, that @12 dude puts a little too much emphasis on fluids and his friend.

  19. Lee Smithson

    She’d look a lot less ridiculous without the bolted-on boobage. Seriously– those are some cheap-looking implants!

  20. Adrienne

    NUMBER 2. are you serious about her being ugly? that is defintily an exaggeration. she is pretty. what part of her face/body is ugly? for god’s sakes. I would LOVE to know what women/men your getting at home, actually, scratch that, no i wouldnt.

  21. Just Wroooong

    Picture #2 would’ve made me service my needs had I not just gotten laid but I may still print out Princess Camel-a-lot for a little date tomorrow night.

  22. I have not even read the whole post but I really like the girl.. very stunning!

  23. Spagett!

    look at that moose knuckle in pic 2! shes pretty hot, too bad shes with that fag orlando bloom, who is probably one of the luckiest people in recent memory (getting those two HUGE trilogies right out of acting school)

    his “acting is just terrible”

    and pirates 3 sucked my ass

  24. Shannon

    ugly face what the hell? people’s idea of beauty is so screwed up these days, she’s gorgeous as hell.

  25. Rynn

    I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
    I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  26. true, AMERICANS ARE DEPERATE HOPERS TODAY, folks!!

  27. #12 needs a woman… desperately.

  28. simplicity

    as “cute” as she might be.. she looks like she’s wearing fkn grandma panties in all of these pics.
    she seriously shouldn’t be an undies model.

    and she’s cute.. she’s nothing special.
    i’m surprised she’s a VS (or whatever this is) model.

  29. Disgusted

    What this scrawny girl needs is a good meal, not more plastic injected into her tits. She doesn’t look like a woman. She probably doesn’t even menstruate. She looks like a 12 year old boy in the middle of a growth spurt, with big fake tits.

  30. immune

    she doesn’t have fake tits. that is what a nice b cup looks like when it is stuffed in an extreme push-up bra.

  31. Lola

    I think she’s gorgeous but pic #1 makes her face look strange, like she had botox and cheek implants.
    The girl is young, she’s supposed to look natural.

  32. tina

    Kerr-Bloom is too cute not to do it!

  33. #2 is pathetic

    UGLY FACE??? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? I guarantee you are some hideous fat chick, let me guess you think long pointy faces with, big noses, thin lipd and squinty eyes are attractive because that’s what you see in the mirror every day. This girl has a doll’s face, her face is PURE perfection. I never say this because people are entitled to their opinions and beauty is in the ass of the beholder blah blah blah, but you are CLEARLY a jealous girl and that’s coming from a girl.

  34. Valkyrie

    Where’s Parker?

    # 10 oh god, keep the whole daisy photoshop thing back on geekology. It’s not even that funny.

    I like her face. I remember when she was just doing fashion.

    #12 is gay.

  35. SparkyMcBalls

    She looks like she walked into her plastic surgeon’s office with Aishwariya Rai’s picture in hand and said, “Here. Go for that.”

  36. magicman

    eh, she has an odd looking grill. Seen way better…sorry!

  37. Ellie

    All of you stfu. She is more gorgeous than y’all are ever going to be, so just STFU.

    Oh, and @ Emily: She’s my girl crush too ;)
    @ every1 else… you know every girl has one… ya just don’t know it…

  38. Audra

    What’s wrong with her face

  39. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  40. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  41. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  42. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  43. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  44. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  45. Timluvstherealityofmankind

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  46. timmyluvsstupidppl

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  47. timmyluvsstupidppl

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  48. timmyluvsstupidppl

    WHY DO MALES GET SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE CALLS THEIR DREAM GIRL UGLY? And you guys have to stop using the “jealous line” because its just getting old and its illogical. Believe it or not but their are some girls out there who are ugly and fat and still think they are the hottest chick or they just dont care what ppl think about them and still can decide for themselves who is attractive or no without worry about being jealous. Or is it because it ruins your masterbating plans by putting ugly thoughts in your head? Well this is my opinion so hear me out because its not generic at all.
    All women are ugly and if you get laid alot you will realise that all women have flaws and the same imperfections. Some may be better looking but still they still all have flaws. Now miranda kerr is quite ugly. She looks like a cute down syndrome child. Her face is round and chubby and her eyes are very small it doesnt look hot at all. JESSICA ALBA HAS THE FACE SHE IS GORGEOUS! Anyway mirand kerr also has too small of nipples they look like mine (skinny male nipples) ANd her shoulders are also too skinny and not broad enough like a skinny male once again. DO you see that? lol its true. Here body also looks like my tall granny with wide hips , waist and ugly skinny. Miranda kerr is ugly skinny. ALso men these white girls have hair extentions , lighting and tonnes of make up so of course they look somewhat hot. So males stop obsessing about women in the media because in reality its not like ur missing out much so go out and enjoy the girls next door its all the same so dont feel bad or get sexually frustrated over supermodels., playboy models they are all just women. Who have fluctuating hormones , acne, cellulite and moody personalities. And they all look the same when they aged anyways. Its biology and reality, life sucks and humans suck nothign special about anyone.
    LMAO

  49. Okay, she sure isn’t “ugly” no matter how you look at it… no matter what, she’s still at least a 7/10 on a bad day? You guys can nitpick and criticize all you want, but if you’re posting a comment like that over the internet, then you’re not the type who can get supermodels in bed.

    AND A MESSAGE TO TIMMYLUVSSTUPIDPPL: Typical shallow words from a guy who clearly lacks the capacity to love. I agree that guys should stop obsessing over unobtainably “perfect” women (who are just all makeup/lighting anyway), but if you truly loved a girl then you’d find her imperfections beautiful too.

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