Miranda Kerr is topless

May 18th, 2010 // 119 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr in the latest issue of GQ and you know what I love about her? She doesn’t pretend to be a lesbian or cram a baby in her 47-year-old womb to prove her husband isn’t a gay vampire, she just takes her shirt off and sometimes doesn’t wear pants. It’s practically Christ-like.

Photos: GQ
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  1. del

    boooring

  2. Charleston Chew

    Wow.

  3. melissa

    cute boobs

  4. sTABBY DE GYARD

    Thats a skinny unshapely bitch

  5. Kunta

    Typical white whore with no respect for her body, or who sees it.

  6. yep, that'd be you

    ok now, the first person to say something negative about this gorgeous lady is a total dumbshit dickhea- oops, sorry #2, didn’t see you there….

  7. Eat Cake

    I’d hit that

  8. Note to self

    I wouldn’t touch this bitch with Woody Allen’s penis, looks like NOTHING BUT milk bone without the milk.

  9. Note to self

    I wouldn’t touch this bitch with Woody Allen’s penis, looks like NOTHING BUT milk bone without the milk.

  10. Thundergirl

    None of you bitches could honestly say that you would kick her out of bed. She may be skinny, but ffs. It’s motherfucking Miranda Kerr.

  11. Note to self

    I wouldn’t touch this bitch with Woody Allen’s penis, looks like NOTHING BUT milk bone without the milk.

  12. fred

    Is that a fake tan line in the first two pictures?

  13. kingawesome

    the fat people saying miranda kerr is too skinny are probably the same fat people saying fat elisha cuthbert didn’t look fat in those fat beach pictures the other day.

  14. Wow she look so beautiful and She also look so sexy in this photo.You put very nice photo of her.

  15. creamsoda

    Miranda Kerr is ridiculously hot. Get over it.

  16. Kathleen

    Yeah, she’s super hot! Gorgeous face

  17. pimp

    would ass eat…

  18. PatheticNewGuy

    Trying to bury your previous joke in the Travolta post, Fish?

  19. Kelly

    CUE THE INSANELY JEALOUS FAT BITCHES AND THEIR PATHETIC COMMENTS…. SERIOUSLY, U ALL GRASP ONTO STRAWS NOW……

    I think Miranda looks HOT!!!! WOW! Slim, little waist, perky little butt, FANTASTIC stomach, cute face!!!!!!!! Perky breasts…. amazing Miranda! Totally hot!

  20. She’s cute. I wouldn’t consider her hot. She has the face of your kid sister’s best friend. And yes, she is a bit thin but looks a lot better than that man face Alessandra.

  21. It's Me Fuckers

    I love the fact that she doesn’t have fake tits. She looks amazing (yes I am a female). The only complaint I have is that in picture #2 her face looks drawn as in drawing a picture. That being said, if I could get tan lines to look that fuckin awesome, you can be guaranteed I’d be doing it too! DAMN HOT!

  22. Dr. John "Always at Your Cervix!"

    Lovely young creature. Fuck the rest of ya.

  23. juaquin ingles

    #14, damn straight. And what would you consider hot #21?

  24. minx

    Not gonna lie, I’m very jealous of this one. And she always seems so cheery and happy. Lucky bitch.

  25. i love tan lines! i think it’s the contrast in colors on a body that i find interesting. Makes me wanna touch it, with my tounge.

  26. Rhialto

    Not surprising but yet another proof that she does take any opportunity to drop her panties to the floor.

  27. Jeff

    sooo hot oh my fuckin shit. but is it just me but i dont like tan lines, whats the attraction there? especially hers! thats fuckin huge! god shes so fuckin cute though, damn you legolas

  28. #21…Julianne Hough is HOT, HOT, HOT, Blake Lively is hot, Adrianna Lima (spelling?), ummm…Katy Perry, Kristen Kreuk, Isla Fisher…the list goes on and on lol.

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  30. celebritiesarefunnay

    what’s going on with her thigh in picture one? it looks like she’s poking her leg because there’s that imprint, but I didn’t think she would have any fat on those legs. perhaps she is a fat skinny chick? they do exist.

  31. Miranda kerr is too skinny are probably the same fat people saying fat Elisha cuthbert didn’t look fat in those fat beach pictures the other day.

  32. Mr. Nice Guy

    Elisha Cuthbert looked like a fun lay. As skinny as Miranda Kerr, not so much fun.

  33. sahara

    hahahahaha this is hilarious

    you make fun of people cos they’re ugly.. then you make fun of people because they’re good looking

    miranda kerr is without a doubt better looking than any of you losers.. i know that for a fact cos you wouldn’t be sitting at your computer saying shit about a girl who’s clearly fantastic looking

    “unshapely” haha!!! hilarious

  34. Cecilia Cheung

    Delivery to: Hong Kong

    Cost: Ultra 1 million yuan

    To Cecilia smooth production, in addition to delivery by a female doctor, the family also set a five-star hospitals on Hong Kong Island’s luxury suites, one day the rent has more than 2 million. Together with other care, payments, calculated according to seven days, Nicholas Tse The wife and children to pay for up to 50 million in overhead. Cecilia is the first birth in the Hong Kong Sanatorium and Hospital, the delivery room per night to around 100,000 Hong Kong dollars, the overall cost of over one million yuan.

    This is the day the rent up to 2 million luxury maternity wards

  35. Very exposed, very beautiful!

  36. james

    She looks OK here because they photoshopped the crap out of her (especially the face).

    But again she’s proving whatta slut she is, always showing her bare ass on men magazines. Moronda Kerr = B*tch!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Jon

    Pretty cute. She is sane as well. Which is saying alot for girls like this these days.

  38. Why she’s so sexy president?

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  40. i just love the way she looks barely naked

  41. XYZ

    Overrated, overexposed, skinny. The world is full of girls and women much more beautiful than her or than what we see on the catwalk, on the screen or on/in the pages of the magazines. See her on the street, casually dressed, no make-up and I guarantee u wouldnt look 2wice at her. Idiots!

  42. B.B

    I just don’t get the obsession with her. She’s a very pretty girl, but how the hell do people find her sexy? She looks like an hungry, underage teen with no curves to speak of.

  43. captain america

    ………………please call all the newspapers around, folks!!

  44. Vinnie The Chin

    I love waking up to perky nips in the morning.

  45. chicka

    How can she distinguish herself from any other cheap porn mag ho when she does full nude pics like that? Surely she makes enough dosh not to have to stoop to that. Daddy must be proud.

  46. turd da third

    Overall, pretty boring, give her a few years, boob jobs, tattoos, collagen in the lips, stripper heels, shaved bald, lying drunk in a garden and then things get interesting… sound familiar?

  47. Jack Mehoff

    She’s hot and can drop a log on my chest anytime.

  48. turd da third

    Overall, pretty boring, give her a few years, boob jobs, tattoos, collagen in the lips, stripper heels, shaved bald, lying drunk in a garden and then things get interesting… sound familiar?

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