Miranda Kerr is ass-tastic and other news

- Britney Spears wants you to see her cellulite. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan is basically a pariah now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew Fox got laid for the first time at 12 which somehow proves the island is a child molester. I KNEW IT! [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison knows balls. [HollywoodTuna]

- Pamela Anderson has to be sick of being Pamela Anderson. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jon Gosselin actually defends Kate Gosselin but only to save their asses in court. [Huffington Post]

- Scarlett Johansson has more Mango ads. [Popoholic]

- Nicolette Sheridan gets thrown under the bus by the entire cast of Desperate Housewives. [TheFABlife]

- Audrina Patridge might still be useful to Ryan Cabrera’s penis. [StarPulse]

- Robert Pattinson might be banging Leighton Meester. [PopSugar]

- Brandy doesn’t want anybody to talk about that time she killed someone. [Just Jared]

- Charlie Sheen wears fake mustaches just for kicks. — I actually believe this. [The Blemish]

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