Miranda Kerr is ass-tastic and other news

April 14th, 2010 // 93 Comments

- Britney Spears wants you to see her cellulite. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan is basically a pariah now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew Fox got laid for the first time at 12 which somehow proves the island is a child molester. I KNEW IT! [Dlisted]

- Holly Madison knows balls. [HollywoodTuna]

- Pamela Anderson has to be sick of being Pamela Anderson. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jon Gosselin actually defends Kate Gosselin but only to save their asses in court. [Huffington Post]

- Scarlett Johansson has more Mango ads. [Popoholic]

- Nicolette Sheridan gets thrown under the bus by the entire cast of Desperate Housewives. [TheFABlife]

- Audrina Patridge might still be useful to Ryan Cabrera’s penis. [StarPulse]

- Robert Pattinson might be banging Leighton Meester. [PopSugar]

- Brandy doesn’t want anybody to talk about that time she killed someone. [Just Jared]

- Charlie Sheen wears fake mustaches just for kicks. — I actually believe this. [The Blemish]

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  1. banjoman

    the things i would do to her..

  2. Haywood Jablowmie

    banjoman, I would do things to you fater you did things to her, that’s how hot she is. Drink her bathwater, blow the last guy she fucked. that, ladies and homos, is a hot girl.

  3. guy

    whatever. she has no ass.

  4. love this girl!!

    oh wow the things I would do to her, first I would find a sharp sharp I MEAN SHARP KNIFE and slit her throat then take off her disgusting face and RIP OUT those eyes SHOVE one eye in her puss and the other in her ass.

  5. Li

    I’m sorry, but you call that an ass?

  6. Parker

    Yes, it’s the ass that launched a thousand boners.

  7. Randal

    Does anyone know where this was shot? I love the scenery in the background, very beautiful and relaxing. Just the way the rocks and sand has formed tells of a great environmental movement.

    Randal

  8. Crusty

    Queue the homos and wankers-in-denial who will somehow manage to trash this lovely vision.

    The girl is beautiful – deal with it and move on..

  9. Anti-Crusty

    UGLY!!!!!! You move on Crusty, if that’s your real name.

  10. Vtru

    They’re right… she doesn’t have the greatest ass, but she is so hot.

  11. rickardo

    weak sauce….

  12. Lila

    She is pretty, but she has no tits or ass. Alot of men like curves not bones.

  13. gen

    Hm, this is how I’m interpreting this situation. Orlando Bloom wants to fuck her, but a bunch of losers online are ripping on her appearance. So I guess… that means hot guys like hot girls, and ones who know they could never get her are acting like assholes.

  14. sap

    ???! ??? ?????????? ??????????? ?????!

  15. Lil Guido's

    At least it’snot a wookie ass like Kardipshitian

  16. me

    gen is an idiot

  17. Sport

    so very true #8 – well spoken.

  18. duhh

    ops i did it again ………mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  19. Suzie

    I don’t get it. Why would anyone be attracted to this?

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  21. Daryl G.

    I agree that she’s incredibly beautiful and sexy, but saying that she has a nice ass is just a lie.

    Even the photographer seems to know since she’s always in a position to make it seem like she does have an ass.

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  24. eh

    just not floating my boat. sorta feel creepy looking at this…not sure why.

  25. RM

    No thanks, I am going up to the post about the Elliot Spitzer’s whore. She is an absolute idiot with a so-so face (still like it better than this one’s)…Now, THAT is the body of a WOMAN. WOW.

  26. don

    She’s beautiful, but she has NO ass whatsoever.
    Of course none of us would turn her down — we’d probably all be thrilled to fuck her, but her ass is far from her best feature. She has absolutely no curves, and her otherwise gorgeous appearance suffers for it.

  27. Girl

    she’s so good at producing that “fuck me hard cuz im innocent” look and i hate it

  28. TK

    Don’t get me wrong, Miranda Kerr is hot!!! (With clothes on).

    She just loses something when she is naked. I think she just looks more plain than you’d expect. Maybe my expectations were just through the roof before I saw her naked…

    Does anyone know what I mean?

    Don’t worry, out of 2, I’d still giver her one!

  29. Toma

    GO THE AUSSIES!!!!

    and fuck equality on this site. If he starts posting pics of men I’m tuning out quicker than I’d step on Hayden Panettiere.

  30. Rogue

    Cute … cute bod … with an almost nonexistent butt … which is definitely not an ass.

  31. Tek

    Normally I wouldn’t show any interest in a girl who barely looks to be 12 years old. But since we all know that Miranda isn’t, and since she’s pretty cute face-wise… umm… ehh… she really doesn’t do much for me, and I still feel dirty. If we’re talking supermodels, give me some Bar Refaeli over this any day.

    … oh look, a Scarlett Johansson link! Now that’s more like it.

  32. joblow

    She is perfect…she could’nt get more perfect…the people who disagree must be certifiably insane!

  33. meow

    THIS i completely understand

    its flat ass flat tittied asian girls i dont understand :S

    eekkk yellow fever is such a mystery to me

  34. turd da third

    Ewwwwww, she looks like a 14 year old…..NEXT!!!!!!!!!

  35. yum yum…miranda kerr or alessandra ambrosio? so hard…so hard…

    and I don’t mean the decision…ZING! ok lame…

  36. mathew

    @12 you must fat! lol
    this girl is so sexy! Every man is into her

  37. Rocco

    No doubt about it, she’s super cute… but with a shape that would suggest that she hasn’t gone through puberty yet, there’s really nothing sexually compelling about her – unless you’re a pedophile.

  38. lILA

    #36, No, hone I am not…and normal people spell Matthew with 2 (TWO) tt’s!! Two tt’s, that this chick doesn’t have!!

  39. Jill

    Bingo on the pedophile comment.

    She looks like a “COME FUCK ME” 12 year old.

    Guess that’s the turn on.

  40. She looks like a “COME FUCK ME” 12 year old.
    i think

  41. yum yum…miranda kerr or alessandra ambrosio? so hard…so hard…

    and I don’t mean the decision…ZING! ok lame…

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  43. Joe

    She is real hot

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