Miranda Kerr in GQ and other news

January 20th, 2010 // 69 Comments

- Miranda Kerr’s sexiness examined. [GQ]

- Jessica Simpson’s head on a “tit tray.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Glenn Beck is afraid Sarah Palin will steal his time slot. So that journal entry he wrote her was just for ratings? MY WORLD MAKES NO SENSE NOW. [PopEater]

- Lily Allen thinks she’s Lady GaGa. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Keri Russell’s face tells you all you need to know about Extraordinary Measures. [Just Jared]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is Your Most Desirable Woman. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Montag almost died after having 18 hundred consecutive surgeries. You don’t say? [The Blemish]

- Tatyana Ali is definitely allowed back on TV. [Bossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal gets Vince Vaughn’s blessing to bang Jennifer Aniston with an assist from Jerry Bruckheimer. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan blames surgery for the cuts on her arm. Really? Who was her doctor? Michael J. Fox? [ICYDK]

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  1. Nome King

    I’d lick it.

  2. Taz

    smoking hot!

  3. thatlizkid

    she’s been caught with her trousers down!!

  4. jules

    she is so hot

  5. thatlizkid

    she’s been caught with her trousers down

  6. lisa

    skeleton.

  7. lololololol

    she’s sort of fat & my girlfriend is hotter.

  8. yup

    she doesn’t even have creases where her leg meets her hip. god, could they photoshop it any more?! You’re looking at a flippin’ cartoon. Altho it’s a hot cartoon, this woman isn’t completely real.

  9. dan tacos

    Somebody give that girl a sammich!

  10. argleblargle

    Tatayani Ali link doesn’t work. I found it anyway but yeah..

  11. How I Rough your mother

    How dare you Fish, its not time to make fun of Micheal J Fox yet….

    Miranda=how sweet it is….

  12. Kelly

    She must be tighter than a balloon knot. I’d jackhammer her into the next century.

  13. shrug

    This is even more softcore then the lads mags usually go. Pretty girl, but trashy photos.

  14. The Truth Hurtz

    not impressed AT ALL!!

  15. gotmilk?

    jeez, does heidi think we should feel bad for her? i feel bad she didn’t die.

  16. jlylec

    shit isn’t even fair…i hate everything.

  17. ghd

    Fish you gotta stop posting these pics of the hot half naked chicks. Your making me doubt my own sexuality. Photoshop or not thats a pretty ass

  18. ghd

    Fish you gotta stop posting these pics of the hot half naked chicks. Your making me doubt my own sexuality. Photoshop or not thats a pretty ass

  19. Xtro

    No ass, small boobs, ok figure, weird face. No thanks.

  20. me

    The pedo’s ought to like it…

  21. Shani

    I am not saying she is Unattractive, I think she is very pretty.
    But sexy? no I do not think she is sexy. She has a 13 yr old’s body people.

  22. alima

    she is toooooooo skiny blaah! a women must have curves, where the hell is hers???

  23. alima

    she is 2 skiny blaah! a women must have curves, where the hell is hers???

  24. OldMan

    Wow…15yr old’s face…photoshopped…and sexy is not what comes to mind unless you’re 18 and lack discernment!

  25. Jennifer

    BORING… everyone has already seen her topless, it makes these photos rather pointless in my opinion

  26. spicy

    i hate her because she represents what men REALLY like. the 16yr old prepubescent look. and that really creeps me out

  27. Rick

    She’s got a body that’s completely unattainable by any ordinary girl – look for a new hating record to be set here.

  28. spicy

    yes rick. i loathe her for this reason

  29. noggstawithani

    Miranda Kerr is the hottest thing walking this planet atm.

  30. Zee Brat

    So that’s what the female body looks like without any muscle mass.

  31. Parker

    I feel an instinctual urge to find Miranda’s butt and fill it with my penis. Just as when you’re thirsty you know you have to drink something, when I see that first photo of her I know I have to bury my weiner in her sweet ass.

  32. honest-abe

    Needs an ass more like snooki’s

  33. - Heidi Montag almost died after having 18 hundred consecutive surgeries. You don’t say? [The Blemish]

    “I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead.”

    Five breaths a minute = almost dead?

  34. Rupert

    Having had my first orgasm in 1993, I want Tatyana Ali to have my little half-black babies, which might not be a good thing ’cause if any of them were girls I might want them to have my little quarter-black babies. After that, there’d probably be too much of me in ‘em to make them attractive to anyone, though, so that’s good.

  35. Alex

    And Miranda Kerr continues to look like a 10 year old boy/girl. (I say / because occasionally she at least looks female)

  36. cc

    Douche@35. Braindead she meant, and it had nothing to do with the anaesthetic.

  37. alisa

    oh god shut the fuck up all of you people saying she looks like a little boy. not every woman can gain weight in their hips and ass. she has the type of body that gains weight in her belly…… therefore she has to be a bit skinnier than other types of bodies.

    yes, shocker, woman have different types of bodies… but they are still a woman regardless.

    and ummmm ‘spicy’- not all guys like this…. every guy likes something different. but most guys don’t like fat chicks

  38. Armando

    wow I would to snort a rail off that ass, but my pants would be off way to fast

  39. hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

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  41. spilledmyseed

    How much is a new keyboard…??

    Just ruined my with a splash or two of my man paste…..

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  42. scooby

    Captain obvious: cute butt. Real cute.

  43. MIke

    MotherFUCK Miranda is fucking hot!!!

  44. Delgo

    This is nice. And then its real nice.

  45. She has an amazing body, but than you look at her face… its this innocent little 10 year old face, or a cabbage-patch doll face.. terrifying!

  46. ppl

    too bad the industry force her to be so thin, otherwise, she would be perfect!!

  47. whoever

    nice ass…but outside of that, i must be missing something. think her face is not only ugly, but also very, very strange…..and the rest of her body kinda sucks. she’s one who could probably use some fake boobies.

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