Miranda Kerr in GQ and other news

- Miranda Kerr’s sexiness examined. [GQ]

- Jessica Simpson’s head on a “tit tray.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Glenn Beck is afraid Sarah Palin will steal his time slot. So that journal entry he wrote her was just for ratings? MY WORLD MAKES NO SENSE NOW. [PopEater]

- Lily Allen thinks she’s Lady GaGa. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Keri Russell’s face tells you all you need to know about Extraordinary Measures. [Just Jared]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is Your Most Desirable Woman. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Montag almost died after having 18 hundred consecutive surgeries. You don’t say? [The Blemish]

- Tatyana Ali is definitely allowed back on TV. [Bossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal gets Vince Vaughn’s blessing to bang Jennifer Aniston with an assist from Jerry Bruckheimer. [PopSugar]

- Lindsay Lohan blames surgery for the cuts on her arm. Really? Who was her doctor? Michael J. Fox? [ICYDK]

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