Since it’s a crime against nature to only shoot one Victoria’s Secret model at a time, here’s Miranda Kerr in St. Barts to complement the Alessandra Ambrosio shots from yesterday. Of course, if these photographers knew anything about real art they would’ve posed the two together on top of a fighter jet. Or serving beer to dogs playing poker. Yeah, that one. Get me the Louvre.
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HackSaw | January 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm
yum
Crusty | January 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm
There will, of course, be a slew of idiots going on about how this girl is too skinny, needs to get a double corned beef on rye right away and that they wouldn’t touch her for fear of her breaking in half.
Get to the back of the line, behind the rest of us who’d happily plow this girl into a warm pile of orgasmic goo.
jlylec | January 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
the hits keep coming. jesus she’s hot.
jlylec | January 26, 2010 at 12:23 pm
she HAS to be a super snob bitch, right? no chance she’s cool as hell too.
fat chick | January 26, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Disgusting. She’s needs a muffintop and cellulite dimpled saddlebag thighs like a real normal healthy woman. Pictures like these cause anorexia in young girls. These days they hide it well under layers and layers of fat, but still, they’re anorexic and it’s a disease and all of you caused it. Amen.
sdfsdfds | January 26, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Now this is actually an attractive model.
I don’t know what your deal is with “Alessandra Ambrosio” (I’ve heard that’s so not her real name), but she is an ugly skeletor.
beauty | January 26, 2010 at 12:28 pm
she’s not that feminine… no hourglass shape at all… what’s up with these horrible knees ???
Deja | January 26, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Im not a fat chick…but I dont look anywhere near her. But i’d give my right arm to have her body. Any woman who is saying she is ” too fat, needs to eat, etc” is just typical FAT American woman. ( I am an American woman).
havoc | January 26, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Again, this chick makes me harder than Chinese arithmetic…..
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Erica | January 26, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Nice ribs.
fatguyinalittleshirt | January 26, 2010 at 12:43 pm
@9
now THAT is funny.
jojo | January 26, 2010 at 12:44 pm
she’s perfect…
G&T | January 26, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Who knew?
God does exist after all!
And if only we can get her to become friends with Heidi Montag, then heaven will exist as well…
Parker | January 26, 2010 at 12:52 pm
It could be just my imagination but every time I see her all I think about is bending her over and squeezing my weiner into her hot little ass while she talks about how much she likes anal sex. Why would she talk about how much she likes anal sex while she’s getting anal sex? Strange, huh?
Maybe it’s not my imagination after all.
Vinnie the Chin. | January 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm
double corned beef on rye…that’s what I call my schlong and yes, she does need that!
the guy watching you across the room | January 26, 2010 at 1:05 pm
She has such a perfect ass. I’d love to drink her diarrhea.
landberto | January 26, 2010 at 1:05 pm
who’s hotter, her or alessandra ambrosio?
Valerie | January 26, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Do they usually airbrush away that mole? Never noticed it before…
whatever | January 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm
did she get a (small) boob job? she looks bigger here. compare: http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_ch.php
Milandir | January 26, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Not that 4-5 pounds extra would kill her, but when the eventual “she has the body of a 12 year old boy” crap starts from the jealous cows, just ignore it.
Kitty Furry | January 26, 2010 at 1:37 pm
you fukers are into the most pre-pubescent chicks..skinny dosen’t mean healthy,
but sickos love the itty bitties…kiddie porn clowns couldn’t get it in high school..its actually kinda pitiful..oh well free country, rite?
SborraInBocca | January 26, 2010 at 1:41 pm
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
farles chew | January 26, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Heaven would be sticking her in between Christina Hendicks’ tits and screwing them both in the ass.
assman | January 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm
assman likey
mmm mmm
pappy smeary | January 26, 2010 at 1:53 pm
@21… if by couldnt get it in high you mean only:
9th grade: 2 makeouts and one threefingered figerbang
10th grade: 3 boob feels, 4 makeouts, 7 buttgrabs
11th grade: peeked at a girl taking a shit in the bathroom, 4 makeouts and couple of fingerbangs
12th grade: got jerked off like 6 times plus 1/2 a bj, and my got molested by my swimming coach in the showers
if thats not getting any in high school then your right i didnt get any
BeeTee | January 26, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Did anyone other than me see Tony the Tigers head poking out of the water and pointing to her tits going “There GRRRRRREAT! ?
rex | January 26, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I am usually not into skinny chicks (I am a Coco man), but there is something about her that makes me want to motorboat her ass.
rilo | January 26, 2010 at 2:42 pm
long torso, short legs. nice proportions though.
Bag of Bones | January 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Parker have you tried a vagina? (fag)
Bitch has ugly knees and is way the fuck underweight. She’s pretty though. I guess.
B | January 26, 2010 at 3:08 pm
If I looked like her, I’d stand naked in the frozen foods section all day long. She’s gorgeous!!
And for the record, I’m “average” looking (petite, medium frame, 130, decent boobs, a healthy ass…I workout) and I have NOOOOOO problem saying she’s smokin hot! Any chick that looks at her and says she’s too skinny, fat, short, tall, purple, etc. is jealous as fuck and can’t appreciate a beautiful woman. Most women don’t look like her, so why not take a break from looking at chicks like me to enjoy looking at a chick like her!?
Keith | January 26, 2010 at 3:15 pm
#30 – “Petite” and 130lbs? Please. Those two words don’t go together.
I think you mean “short and squat” or “rotund”. Or “eggplant shaped”.
glace neuf | January 26, 2010 at 3:19 pm
i would hit it, wipe up, hit it again, smoke a j and then hit it for good measure. sweet jesus.
just a thought | January 26, 2010 at 3:20 pm
It’s kind of ironic that the women on here always complain how these models set standards that make women feel bad about themselves, but perpetuate the scrutiny of each other over the smallest things, like their veins or personality or knees and shit. Get over it, life’s not fair.
a lesbian | January 26, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I don’t get it. I live in LA, I see girls every day with better bodies/faces, etc. I don’t understand what the big deal is about this chick. She is skinny, sure, but lacks any sort of muscle tone. Those knobby knees are just wrong.
Penelope Cruz is 10 years older and looks a million times hotter than this little nobody.
Julia | January 26, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I think she just needs a better tan to pull off that white swimsuit.
Parker | January 26, 2010 at 3:55 pm
yes, douche Bag of Bones, I have tried vag but I like women’s asses. From your reaction to Miranda’s size I can only assume you prefer big hairy man asses so naturally I’m wondering if you ever tried to give up sucking cock?
gotmilk? | January 26, 2010 at 4:02 pm
her face is pretty, not the regular looking type. but she’s going down the route of one of those fat skinny chicks in the leg department. she needs to tone that up before it becomes a Mischa Barton nightmare.
Suck It Trebek | January 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I think she would be the PERFECT woman if she gained a little more in her midsection. Not too much, just like 10 lbs or so. She is very tall, and I prefer my ladies to NOT have visible hip and pelvic bones. And no, Im not a fat jealous girl either. I’m 5’6, 120 lbs, work out every day, C cup, etc. I think shes smoking hot the way she is, but I think she would look a lot better (could you imagine!) with a little more weight around her middle.
B | January 26, 2010 at 5:18 pm
@Keith: Haha… you must not workout or understand how muscle weighs more than fat.
I’d be more than happy to prove to you that a petite female can still weigh 130.
Valerie | January 26, 2010 at 5:22 pm
@ 25, Daaaaaamn! Amazing memory! Did you keep a journal?
butt | January 26, 2010 at 5:42 pm
@19 – ur right.
Watch Tv Shows Online | January 26, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Nice pics.
applesauce | January 26, 2010 at 6:05 pm
I don’t get the hype about this girl. She is attractive but nothing outstanding. Her body does put me in mind of my 14 year old niece. Ewwww! I can’t say she is hot or I would feel like a pervert.
Parker likes em male | January 26, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Colostomy bag sipper sir, not liking skinny women does not mean that I like a hairy man’s ass (altough I might). All this sodomy talk is disturbing. Good thing all you have is this site to jerk off to instead of some fat whore with pus laden hemaroids.
Love out
da trooooof | January 26, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Average, VERY AVERAGE!
LPB | January 26, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Pappy @25, when were you in high school, 1964?
You were a senior before you got even 1/2 a blowjob (BJ interruptus?) and it sounds like the closest you got to a naked girl was spying on one while she was taking a shit. And you think that somehow counts as “getting some”
lol | January 26, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@25…lol you didn’t get any in high school… at all haha
This girl is fine looking…
I’m sick of fat people talking about health and how in America rap has made the fat girls “hot.” There is nothing hot to me about a girl who isn’t fit and tries to shake her cottage cheese ass all over the place. It’s disgusting…
go to Paris and see fit people. Come to America and see fat people.
Chelsea | January 26, 2010 at 7:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/user/foxycleopatra1232#p/a/u/0/qYaKAl1N1_4
Ugly face too | January 26, 2010 at 7:58 pm
ew she looks like a little kid and has a big mole on her ass. I’ve seen chicks on the bachelor with hotter faces and more luscious bodies. Victoria Secret Angels used to be sexy – what the hell happened? This crap and that asian faced, flat chested, long torso short leg string bean alessandra ambrosio.
Rasputins Liver | January 26, 2010 at 8:03 pm
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Ok, Fishy, muh man. After the last few rounds of forcing us to eyeball Octofreak, Twatquila, that old fashion designer’s sister’s leathery carcass and that freak Montag this set of Miranda and the ones below of the other female I’m not familiar with, but am very visually appreciative of, I think we can forgive you.
Good man, Fishy. And thanks for these last two.
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