Miranda Kerr in a bikini

March 5th, 2009 // 159 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr in the latest Victoria Secret’s catalog, and there are so many things I’d do to her that I’m not even going to mention them here. I don’t want you guys copying my moves. Then again, it took me four years to teach those penguins how to cover themselves in Crisco, so good luck pulling that one off. Ladies?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. R2-D2

    #150 Congrats Sauron with your wifey! She must has fallen for your huge handsome features! You ugly motherf***er! Beep boop bop!

  2. Beep beep! For Wifey and Sauron! Boop bop!

  3. Darth

    #152 Aww! Isn’t he sweet?:)

  4. dft

    @140 – Ruth – what are you a fucking psychiatrist? Stop diagnosing whole populations with ‘issues’ just because of your own frigid personal preference.
    The anus is an erogenous zone, go read some Sigmund Freud on the subject if you’ve never experienced anal pleasure yourself.

    and,
    @139 – Doc – I’ve seen your thesis posted on this website too many times. Its fucking boring. And go eat something you sound obsessed.

  5. Not so much

    her face looks like a 11 year old, which is just plain creepy. and i seriously doubt she is 34-24-34, that would make her a size 2 like me, which is way too big for runway models. she is much skinnier and would never be that large for VS.. but of course they want to make her seem bigger than she is and write some healthy blog eating nonsense. all the models i know smaller than myself eat nothing but lemon water and puke all day. i’m never reading the comments again with all this nasty stuff in here. you guys are so sick.. if it weren’t for porn you would realized you’d never get any real women..

  6. Samson

    @140:

    EXCUSE ME?! GAY SEX IS NOT TENDER AND GENTLE AND HAS NO EMOTION?!!?! OMG you’re seriously close-minded; I mean I’m gay and me and my boyfriend have really really loving and gentle sex. I love him so so so so so much and I really really want to spend the rest of my life with him. And I mean it’s true that men are way more visual than women and that why men are so much into porn and gays can have many casual sex without involving love in it , but daaaaaaaamn that doesn’t mean that gays can’t have emotional sexual intercourse. You’ll never believe me, so why don’t you fin out for yourself?

  7. Alex

    Anyone else notice that her face is really unattractive except for when she is making that one pose, and she seems to be aware of it because she usually does it.

  8. I’ve never even anal sex …). True – you ever heard anything so stupid? Having anal sex with a girl means you are gay and / or an abnormally small penis? It’s really hard for me to admit that there are people among us on this dumb – it’s scary.

  9. Gavin

    These pics are so photoshopped that it hardly looks like Moronda Kerr. In candids she certainly doesn’t look like this.
    They doctored up her Troll face and airbrushed her scrawny body like crazy to make it look decent (and with a waist, that she doesn’t have in reality!!!!)

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