Miranda Kerr in a bikini

January 19th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr on a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barts over the weekend. I’m not saying I’m jealous of Orlando Bloom, but I would definitely wear his actual face as a mask. I would so do that. Which, clearly, makes me the better man here. I’m surprised there’s not a parade in my honor right now. Or at least a chili cook-off. I mean, what? We don’t respect heroes anymore? Sheesh. Some country.

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  3. #99

    YES SHE IS TOO THIN,

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  4. kitty_kat

    I’m just laughing at all the “She’s the hottest VS model” comments. Have you never seen any of the other ones? They have FIGURES. From the waist down, she looks like a little boy in a bikini. She’s literally skin and bone. You guys must be so desperate.

  5. kitty_kat

    @49- You’ve hit the nail on the head. If this were a picture of someone in a “3rd world” country, everyone would be making comments about starvation and poverty. So why is it that if someone has the exact same body but is a model, everyone praises them for having a perfect figure?
    Oh, but no. We’re all just fat chicks who are jealous of her, right? Whatever.

  6. All of you fat girls whining about her being too skinny are really nuts. She’s thin, sure, but far from underweight. In fact, she could probably do a bit better w/ the thighs. Gorgeous girl.

    Anyway, go take your jealousy out on a cheesecake or something.

  7. Miss V

    It astounds me how many females on here sit and bash this girl, and many of the others for that matter. You guys are so fucking pathetic. This girl is absolutely beautiful. She’s not wearing any make up, no surgery, she’s all real.

    I’m willing to bet the ones bashing her are just fucking jealous. It’s not her fault you’re fat or unfortunate looking. Instead of wasting your time on the internet bashing beautiful women, why not spend it at the gym or trying to better yourself? Stop caking on make up also, it only makes you look worse. Nobody wants to sleep with a clown.

  8. Nicole

    You guys could go on forever if she’s too skinny/should stuff a big mac down her throat/bones are showing etc.

    Some people are born skinny but there’ still healthy, while others starve themselves.

    We don’t know anything for sure about her, lets just hope she’s healthy.

  9. Alexis

    I can’t agree more with all the people on here telling the fatties to shut up. Don’t be dissing models saying they’re too skinny or that real women have curves. SO ridiculous!!

    A lot of women are naturally skinny and pretty and just because you aren’t does NOT give you any reason to be assuming that just because someone is skinnier than you that MUST mean they have an eating disorder. PATHETIC.

    Now wipe the potato chip grease off your face and grab another bag to make you feel better. Since getting off your ass to do something healthy would mean you have a disorder.

    God I hate jealous people.

  10. Melimel

    I think she has a beautiful face. Bodywise, she is in good proportion, but looked better with a few more pounds on her. If you look at photos of her from a year or two ago, she had less visible bones and a little more softness/femininity to her shape.

  11. Anonymous

    Actually, Xena is stupid. Upper and lower arm being the same size is not a sign of malnourishment. Did you give yourself a degree in medicine or something?
    I’m thin and very heatlhy and my upper arm is about the same size as my lower arm, and all my bloodwork and everything checks out-I’m not malnourished at all, and I’m healthy. Nothing over or under range. People are such haters. I have people call me out all the time, but I’m just small FRAMED, and it’s not my fault I can eat 3,000 calories a day, and barely gain any weight because I HAVE A FAST METABOLISM (thanks mom and dad). People need to get off it. I used to try to eat so much just so people wouldn’t call me skinny, but I don’t care anymore, because more often than not, they’re so rude and talk shit because they are haters, and wish they were my size.
    Miranda looks fine to me and she is really pretty.

  12. Anonymous

    Oh, and I have to agree with Alexis. Well said about the naturally skinny. I used to hide myself under layers of clothing, then, I realized, I need to stop living for other people and live for myself-I can’t help the fact that whatever I eat, it doesn’t go anywhere. So, I am going to wear bikinis and whatnot and not hide my naturally thin body anymore because of HATERS, that don’t think twice about calling somebody skinny, when I think twice all the time about calling out a fatty.

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  14. She look slim and toned and reasonably good looking, and I definately would’nt say no. But I prefer the ladies with a little more curves.

  15. Sexxxxxy this chic is badd!!

  16. She’s goddamn hot, I tell you! I would love to spend a night or two with such cuttie

  17. popsugar

    she looks great you men are just jealous because your ugly and can’t get pretty girls. so you say stupid shit like she look like a boy or real women have curves. well guess what slim girls can have curves to. fat rolls are not curvy just fat. you men know nothing about beauty death to the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing against fat or skinny people by the way

  18. popsugar

    she looks great you men are just jealous because your ugly and can’t get pretty girls. so you say stupid shit like she look like a boy or real women have curves. well guess what slim girls can have curves to. fat rolls are not curvy just fat. you men know nothing about beauty death to the men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing against fat or skinny people by the way

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  20. She is looking so HOT!!!! She reminds me one of the london escorts i met last weekend.

  21. raj

    I want to have a night with Miranda Kerr, please arrange?????????????

  22. sweetcherry

    quit with this jealousy crap i bet she look better than all of you who are talking shit on her

  23. sweetcherry

    that girl jenn go screw yourself you ugly jealous skank and do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge

  24. I don’t know she looks amazing to me.

  25. anonymous

    i am a strait guy, but to get with miranda, i would go as far as having a threesome with her and orlando, that’s right, i would take seconds or go down on both just to get with her.

  26. She is beautiful. He has no chest and has to eat. Anorexic show is (and always will be) very attractive. I am sure he is a good girl, but when we are going to conclude by thanking the people sniffing coke and die of hunger!

  27. Little on the slim side however, very beautiful

  28. We see all shapes and sizes but personally I would prefer a few more curves :)

  29. I dont suppose she cares what any of us thinks as long as the work keeps coming in

  30. miranda kerr is very hot and beautiful …I like .

  31. very nice i like it there

  32. not all that great

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