Miranda Kerr in a bikini

January 19th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr on a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barts over the weekend. I’m not saying I’m jealous of Orlando Bloom, but I would definitely wear his actual face as a mask. I would so do that. Which, clearly, makes me the better man here. I’m surprised there’s not a parade in my honor right now. Or at least a chili cook-off. I mean, what? We don’t respect heroes anymore? Sheesh. Some country.

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  1. Gr8 points all Xena.
    Inside job ?

  2. How about you Laura – Inside job ?

  3. seymour butts

    seriously people are saying shes too skinny?!? its not like her bones are sticking out all over the place, she still has curves. and im pretty sure a large majority of men find her very attractive. if you think she is way too thin, you need to lay off the potato chips

  4. Inside job Seymour ?

  5. Womb_Raider

    Not too bad, but I GUARANTEE hair grows out of that mole.

  6. Public at Large is Stupid

    The only thing more stupid than Randal and the Superficial writer are idiots that think 9/11 was an inside job.

    I suppose Pearl Harbor was also a conspiracy and Hitler was a plant of the Allies.

    Over three thousand people died on that day and the bastard terrorosts that did it would gladly cut your head off tomorrow Public at Large. Sounds good to me.

  7. So. What you twiyng to say here exactwee….
    Maybe some sort of ‘Inside job’ Womb Raider’ ? (#55)
    That type of thing ?

  8. Xena

    “The only thing more stupid than Randal and the Superficial writer are idiots that think 9/11 was an inside job.”

    If you know anything about magick, you would quickly realize 9/11 was a ritual sacrifice. Yeah, I know how it sounds, but that’s exactly what these guys want you to think: “Oh that’s stupid. You’re crazy lol lol lol. I am so smart and rational!” What you think is reality is whatever they want to tell you it is…

  9. janifer

    People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

  10. janifer

    People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

  11. janifer

    People who say girls like this are too skinny? Fat girls.

  12. So. # 56 & 58.
    If you’re having a few problems with concepts like ‘gravity’ and ‘resistance’
    Click the link.
    (U Merican?)
    Ask the architects and engineers at the link your questions = then get back to us with how it goes.
    Try and talk them out of it. Good luck ! LOL

  13. john

    Hi look at me im skinny. Big deal

  14. John – let’s face it .You always hated me in high school.
    I always had ALL the answers – and You resented it,
    Such is life….John. Sorry.
    oH. bY THE WAY. inside job ?

  15. Beastman AIDS

    i would rate adriana lima higher but this young lady is a very close second

  16. Well ok. Could you run this by me ?
    Did I know you in high school Beastman. ?
    Inside job?

  17. SIN

    Just a little too skinny. Her pelvic bones should not show through. Add 5 pounds of muscle and she would be great. Not that she is bad now.
    Just saying.

  18. natty

    It’s not a mole.. it’s a birthmark.. I have the same..

  19. I’d say she’s just perfect.

    And give her time… they all get fat.

    Like someone else pointed out earlier… the only people who think this chick is too skinny are fat chicks. Cry in your Haagen Dazs you bloated sows.

    Inside job this.

  20. what

    “OK people saying she has a “perfect” body, are sick in the head. Her upper arms are exactly the same size of her lower arms, which is a classic sign of malnourishment in the field of medicine.”

    Ok excuse me, i never comment on this site, but that is the biggest bullshit ive ever heard. Having the same size lower arms as upper arms is just a case of bonestructure and the way you are built. Not everyone who is skinnier than you has a desease darling..

  21. what

    “OK people saying she has a “perfect” body, are sick in the head. Her upper arms are exactly the same size of her lower arms, which is a classic sign of malnourishment in the field of medicine.”

    Ok excuse me, i never comment on this site, but that is the biggest bullshit ive ever heard. Having the same size lower arms as upper arms is just a case of bonestructure and the way you are built. Not everyone who is skinnier than you has a desease darling..

  22. Xena

    ^You’re damn right. I work out every day. I’m not “skinny,” I’m athletic. I actually have some muscle there instead of skin and bones. I’m sure if you had the opportunity to actually meet a celebrity personal trainer like I had, they will tell you most supermodels DO have a disease and survive on diet coke and cigarettes. That’s why when they work out they can’t build muscle.

  23. Xena, which celebrity personal trainer did you have?

    Bob or Jillian?

    :)

  24. bop

    Her stomach is the thickest part of her and is protruding a bit for how extremely thin she is…thats a sign of malnourishment, but thats not news everyone knows models have to starve themselves and deny their bodies food until it feels normal and they aren’t ever hungry and can live on next to nothing. Its sad, really.

  25. Kaiser

    Look at picture one cameron diaz! This is your hot twin you ugly bitch.

  26. Aja

    I’m tired of naturally slender women being picked on by fat cows. STFU with your ‘ real women have curves’ She HAS curves, just not massive lumps like you fatties. Get over your jealousy, get off the computer and go work out, ok? Then maybe some men will give you attention too. Hags.

  27. wow

    one of the best pics ever IMHO

    it’s like she’s walking around in her underwear

  28. squirlgal1

    I’m confused, is she doing a photoshoot? Who poses like that if they’re just hanging out at the beach? Who changes their clothes that many times at the beach? Perhaps this is typical Australian beach behavior?

  29. Jon

    #78 I would say she is modeling for say, beachwear? maybe they want more than one type of garment? i guess you wouldnt ever change out of your moo moo where ever you are, so this must be very foreign to you

  30. Jonoffski

    #78 I would say she is modeling for say, beachwear? maybe they want more than one type of garment? i guess you wouldnt ever change out of your moo moo where ever you are, so this must be very foreign to you

  31. j

    That bitch looks hungry.

  32. Deacon Jones

    @18 – Boo-fucking whoo! *tear*

    You could bounce a quarter off this chick’s ass.

  33. I bet her stomach rumblings sound like an elephant fart.

  34. OrlandoWhom?

    “13. Lindsay – January 19, 2009 5:58 PM

    Come onnnnnn without make up shes not even cute

    In 3rd and 4th pic you could see her double chin, her face is bloated and she looks constipated and weird

    her body isnt sexy anymore. it looks as if she was toned and thin and then gained weight and lost it and how shes just bones and flab and bloated weirdness. *YAWN*”

    Yea, I’m sure you’re the epitomy of smokin’ hot eh? Give me a damn break. You and THAT GIRL JENN need to have an Oreo and Ice Cream pity party, get that jealousy out of your system. While you’re at it, take 30mg of Xanax and call me in the morning.

  35. Miranda’s the true bikini girl.. but go here for the bikini girl on american idol: http://www.katrinadarrellonline.com

  36. T-Dawg

    Coming from a woman, I think Miranda Kerr is absolutely beautiful. Easily the hottest Victoria’s Secret model.

  37. wannahockalugee

    Yeah she is hot…………..if you are into twelve year old girls!!!!!!!! It iz not just how skinny she is, itz just like looking at a sixth grader. Not sexy.

  38. JPRichardson

    Too thin, otherwise flawless.

  39. Jared

    She looks so fragile.. Her bf should be careful everytime they make love cause he may break all her bones apart.. lol

  40. Jared

    She looks so fragile.. Her bf should be careful everytime they make love cause he may break all her bones apart.. lol

  41. BANGBANG

    9. It’s spelt bulimia. And you are a retard.

  42. Millicent Jones

    Skeletal remains discovered at beach. That IS news.

  43. plastic sturgeon

    She is beautiful. She has no chest and needs to eat. The anorexic look is (and always will be) unappealing. I am sure she is a nice girl but when are we going to stop praising people for snorting coke and starving themselves?!

  44. b_johnson

    I say Goddamn, Goddamn….Goddamn!!

  45. Mr Smith

    Hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  46. mase

    the superficial used to be the best…………your’e just another useless blogg…. what happened to the real stars crotch shots the good stuff. this is lame .. what’s the difference between this blog and the tabloids like people magazine

  47. JAYJAY

    I’m not feeling it. I mean, she’s not ugly, but I really don’t find her face very attractive at all. She has the body of a 12 year old boy. If it wasn’t for the fact that she is in VS, I doubt anyone would give her a second look. She has huge dimples, blah. This chic will not age well.

  48. Lindsay

    “13. Lindsay – January 19, 2009 5:58 PM

    Come onnnnnn without make up shes not even cute

    In 3rd and 4th pic you could see her double chin, her face is bloated and she looks constipated and weird

    her body isnt sexy anymore. it looks as if she was toned and thin and then gained weight and lost it and how shes just bones and flab and bloated weirdness. *YAWN*”

    Yea, I’m sure you’re the epitomy of smokin’ hot eh? Give me a damn break. You and THAT GIRL JENN need to have an Oreo and Ice Cream pity party, get that jealousy out of your system. While you’re at it, take 30mg of Xanax and call me in the morning.

    Haha there’s nothing wrong with physical flaws I’m just stating hers because she has them. Everyone expects photoshopped bodies and when you work in that area of photography you have to photoshop the hell out of most girls. It has nothing to do with jealousy, she’s pretty, I’d fuck her if I had the chance don’t get me wrong. ;)

  49. talan

    What she needs to look good is: a lot of make up and good make up artist, a lot of hair job and some additional hair or a photoshop to add curls and curves. Her head is too big for the skinny body she has. She is all skin and bones and on top of it big head with even bigger face.
    If you look to the cover pages she did for some magazines, there were a lot of fotoshop there. They changed her nose, they put her eyes closer, add hair, remove double chin and do something with her cheeks.
    Overrated babe.

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