Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass

October 25th, 2009 // 84 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We’re talking about art, dammit!

Pic links to LSFW version.

Photos: V Magazine

  1. foreign guy

    I would worship her ass any-day. I mean kissing and more.

  2. The Listener

    Miranda’s pretty. A lot of models are pretty. But most of us here have probably seen women just as pretty or even prettier in our every day lives.

    I don’t see anything special about the appearance of alot of these models that people are raving about how pretty they are.

  3. em

    I love her body, i would never in a million years have one like it, but i love it, especially her legs, great legs. I do think sometimes she can look kind of young so the makeup helps but now i think it’s to much. And she’s not petite….she’s skinny and all leg. Petite implies short and shes a model so im willing to bet she’s at least 5’8″. And for the record, i like the lack of “hot man bodies” here because chances are, it’d end up being the entire male cast of New Moon shirtless and this site is the only one not doing that which is why i like it.

  4. the truth

    if you can’t appreciate a woman like this, then you are a homosexual male or an overweight female who thinks being fat & having tits as a result of such fatness means you’re curvy.

  5. Bigo

    She looks fine, but that thing all over her face and head makes her look ugly.

  6. ok

    @ 52

    Being a model is not about being the most beautiful. It is about having a pretty but plain face that can be made up to look many different ways, being very very thin, and being very very tall. Many beautiful women in real life are under 5’9 and have hips, thick thighs, and breasts. These women could never be models. If you saw most models in real life, you might think they looked freakish. Indeed, many of them were teased mercilessly before they became famous.

  7. Randal(l)

    I would ram my tongue so far up her ass I could taste her lungs. I borrowed that from Lord Byron.

    Randal(l)

  8. ok

    Note: that is not to say that MK is not gorgeous or that she is a freak.

  9. anon

    She has no eyebrows?

  10. Alien Ballerina

    #39 Milandir….

    Youth and beauty are fine and can be appreciated for what they are. However a line is crossed when people equate sexuality with a prepubescent body. This person, albeit lovely, resembles more a child than a woman. Which is fine as this is fashion, but not to be confused with sexuality. You cannot argue that Milandir (sp?), as it is simply logic. Thus perhaps it is you Milandir(sp?) who should be taking a look.

    As well (so you do not look like an ass in the future;) petite designates that one is under a certain stature. This person is a model thus we can assume she is tall.

  11. Heywood U. Blowme

    Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped Asscrack?

  12. Heywood U. Blowme

    Really, Superficial? A star for Photoshopped asscrack?

  13. more meat

    ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->->->->-> ->->-> bitch is weak.

  14. more meat

    ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->-> ->->->->->-> ->->-> bitch is weak.

  15. Cynthia

    Who the hell IS she? I had no idea until I did a Google search. She’s a model who dates Orlando Bloom. And she gets her naked ass photographed a lot. That’s all.

  16. Gando

    My mission is accomplished.I can finally die in peace.

  17. Nero

    I’m gonna sing ‘My Way’ first before i’m passing out .

  18. Thank God to Idiots

    Wow,

    Amazing how different her body looks here like from her unphotoshopped pics and yet there are still idiots who believe this is how her body actually looks like.

  19. Dave

    Can anyone link me to where I can get one of those fashionable asses for a few days?

    Thanks in advance.

  20. how predictable

    For the love of god #18, I even said she has a nice bod and cute ass and whatever – I am in no way “jealous” or “needing to hit the gym” because I’m in perfect shape. I’m just saying that as a female I’m bored of coming here to see nothing but hot chicks and barely any hot guys – that is all. I want to see some men. If there was nothing but 24/7 schlongs and waxed mens’ chests and big sweaty ball sacks would you be “jealous” for pointing out that you’d like to see a female on here once in a while? Get a life.

  21. Dave

    @70

    If you could email me, perhaps…ahhh…ya know….

  22. gigi

    it’s like you people have never seen haute couture before….. shave somebody’s eyebrows stick them in funky clothes & severe poses and bingo bango – mediocre plainish girl looks kinda expensive & cool – feh…..

  23. Mike

    #60 Alien Ballerina, SHUT THE FUCK UP

  24. nene

    pic looks like someone retouched it; she has a good body but definitely that doesn’t look like her real body, either that or the photographer use the most wonderful lights and angles ever used in history..nice art work though

  25. fuck you

    most pointless article ever

  26. superficial

    she doesnt have an ass in real life, they photoshop her one for victorias secret. who ever touched this up was far to generous. she’s only doable with make up anyway. i’d pass on this golem looking bag of bones

  27. She’s adorable and looks great to me. I’m a female, so I’m no expert on boners… but, er, how could she NOT, er, do the trick?

    Gotta get a treadmill.

  28. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    WAY TO STICK OUT YOUR AZZ YOU ANOREXIC WHITE BITCH.

    AT LEAST KIM HAS CURVES, SHE IS TRYING TO HARD, THIS IS WHNY WHITE MEN ARE ALL PERVS,

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  29. wow wow wow.. she is so underated!

  30. Beautiful pics, as you say if its black&white is no porn.
    xxx

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    The “header” on Your article is in extremely poor taste. Any questions?

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