Here’s Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We’re talking about art, dammit!
Pic links to LSFW version.
Photos: V Magazine





























killerabbit | October 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Yes she does.
Turd the third | October 25, 2009 at 8:29 pm
turd is third
sameoldsameold | October 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm
and why exactly is the star on pic number 1? (i’m from europe, btw)
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Here in Puritan America some workplaces frown on bare, or almost bare body parts, and will fire their employees for looking at them during work hours. So the stars are to keep readers employed in The United Quaker States. Hope that answers your question and feel free to comment on our sexually repressed society.
- The Superficial
Guy Rossi | October 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm
This post should be called; Miranda Kerr’s ass causes boners.
Him | October 25, 2009 at 8:32 pm
What the hell — this is probaly as close as I’ll probably ever get to a firstie… and Miranda Kerr’s fashionable ass.
Guy Rossi | October 25, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I bet by post 10 some idiot will say “Shes not hot….”
in the sack | October 25, 2009 at 8:34 pm
i like to be the back line of that pantyhose.
Turd the third1 | October 25, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Now she is gorgeous, nice ass, nice body, supple, I definately would like to bone her from behind. These are classy picts such a far cry from the that pig Anderson, Brittany the whore, Miley the pedoslut and all those flabby assed and fake-titted stars that people seem to worship. I don’t know her, but if this chick has brains then she is the complete package.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turd (with a tent in his pants) da 3rd……ahhhhhhhh…
herbiefrog | October 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm
…am i missing something ? are we lost ? is there a miranda k or is that mary-kate ? : )))
[[[[[wh [[quick/…. post…
A Rule Is A Rule | October 25, 2009 at 8:45 pm
No visible cornhole = no seed from my penis
Alli Watermelon Mark II | October 25, 2009 at 8:50 pm
@ #8
Yeah she’s hot if your into girls with the body of a 8 year old as seen in her recent photoshoot!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0910/miranda-kerr-bikini-nipple-slip-06.jpg&info=Miranda%20Kerr%20Nipple%20Slip%20Bikini%20Pictures
lostrabbit | October 25, 2009 at 9:17 pm
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bluehost | October 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Shes making me feel sexually repressed. I’ll eat that star.
spicycy | October 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
looks like a cancer patient?
kitty_kat | October 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Am I the only one that doesn’t see what’s so great about her?
Freakatron | October 25, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Meh. Nice butt, hot pics, and all, but this site is rapidly losing its female viewers interest. Which is pretty fucked up if you think about it, because it’s a pink glittery gossip site.
titsonsnack | October 25, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I was just looking at my friend’s Facebook album of her newborn nephew, and his head is shaped just like that.
Jon | October 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm
If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
Jon | October 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm
If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
Jon | October 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm
If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.
hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).
Milandir | October 25, 2009 at 9:48 pm
If she were serving soup out of that ass I might be first in line with a spoon
bat man | October 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Not a fan. She looks like an avatar, only without the cool anti-genocide storyline and cool blue skin tone.
wow | October 25, 2009 at 10:42 pm
wow i can’t believe that’s miranda, the make up is so dramatic… interesting. so thin!
xbox 360 games | October 25, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Miranda looks amazing! So pretty and natural. But she looks like she is posing so hard she may throw out her back.
lol | October 25, 2009 at 11:01 pm
#17, your friend’s nephew’s head is shaped like an ass?
TekMoney | October 25, 2009 at 11:24 pm
She’s cute. At least as far as her face goes (the make up really doesn’t help her in these pics, IMO.) Other than that she’s not all that. I’ve seen better bodies on 13 year olds.
With that said, I still wouldn’t kick her out of the bed though.
Googler | October 25, 2009 at 11:28 pm
ugly.
Rex | October 25, 2009 at 11:30 pm
That first pic was HOT
ali | October 25, 2009 at 11:31 pm
this girl has no ass when she isnt curving her back like a motherfucker
Pet Society Help | October 25, 2009 at 11:41 pm
#25 not nephew, son.
tromba | October 25, 2009 at 11:49 pm
OMG! Th
Its a boy/girl/alien in a tutu | October 26, 2009 at 12:32 am
Attractive enough girl and nice photography in a haute fashion kind of way. However, if you consider this sexy then stay away from the middle school….I am not knockin just sayin.
Natalia | October 26, 2009 at 12:52 am
@19
I think what #16 was getting at was that there’s tons of eye candy for the men to stare at, while the women don’t even get to check out some nice toned man’s badonkadonk…
But yes, Miranda Kerr is beeaautiful.
ginkgo biloba | October 26, 2009 at 1:13 am
Really man she is looking very sexy . She is truly sex bomb. Awesome figure.
China mobile Phone | October 26, 2009 at 1:16 am
[[[[[wh [[quick/.... post...
ohnoes | October 26, 2009 at 2:43 am
she’s very pretty, but I’m disturbed someone who looks like they haven’t been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol
ohnoes | October 26, 2009 at 2:44 am
she’s very pretty, but I’m disturbed someone who looks like they haven’t been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol
Ass Videos | October 26, 2009 at 2:59 am
no idea who she is, but that is a hot pic
Milandir | October 26, 2009 at 4:30 am
#32: if you confuse an appreciation for youthful and fit with some confusion about age, you should look at yourself first. Ms. Kerr is obviously mature, if petite.
Daryl G. | October 26, 2009 at 4:33 am
The star is to fool perverts into clicking further on the superficial’s site.
“fish,” you really need to pick and choose. One-by-one, you’re revealed as a hack.
Eventually, that will equal 100%.
Hmmmm | October 26, 2009 at 5:30 am
Why the fuck is there so many eurotrash commenters on this site? Seriously
sameoldsameold | October 26, 2009 at 6:27 am
@41: this is the WOLD WIDE web. Seriously. And we europeans like to be superficial too, sometimes.
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 26, 2009 at 6:54 am
Thiz zlut is waaay overrated and my puzzy is made of gold, bitchez
See Aliice | October 26, 2009 at 7:37 am
Another Dita wannabe
chopper | October 26, 2009 at 8:18 am
hot body,, but the bride of Frankenstein look is a bit much.
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Jay | October 26, 2009 at 8:29 am
She does have a fantastic body, but wtf is going on with her face in these pics? it doesn’t even look like her….
Jennifer P | October 26, 2009 at 9:46 am
HOT ASS :D
Smarm | October 26, 2009 at 9:52 am
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15. kitty_kat – October 25, 2009 9:23 PM
Am I the only one that doesn’t see what’s so great about her?
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Yep!
fearsarewishes | October 26, 2009 at 10:27 am
FAT!