Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass

October 25th, 2009 // 84 Comments

Here’s Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We’re talking about art, dammit!

Pic links to LSFW version.

Photos: V Magazine
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  1. killerabbit

    Yes she does.

  2. Turd the third

    turd is third

  3. sameoldsameold

    and why exactly is the star on pic number 1? (i’m from europe, btw)

    Here in Puritan America some workplaces frown on bare, or almost bare body parts, and will fire their employees for looking at them during work hours. So the stars are to keep readers employed in The United Quaker States. Hope that answers your question and feel free to comment on our sexually repressed society.

    - The Superficial

  4. Guy Rossi

    This post should be called; Miranda Kerr’s ass causes boners.

  5. Him

    What the hell — this is probaly as close as I’ll probably ever get to a firstie… and Miranda Kerr’s fashionable ass.

  6. Guy Rossi

    I bet by post 10 some idiot will say “Shes not hot….”

  7. in the sack

    i like to be the back line of that pantyhose.

  8. Turd the third1

    Now she is gorgeous, nice ass, nice body, supple, I definately would like to bone her from behind. These are classy picts such a far cry from the that pig Anderson, Brittany the whore, Miley the pedoslut and all those flabby assed and fake-titted stars that people seem to worship. I don’t know her, but if this chick has brains then she is the complete package.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Turd (with a tent in his pants) da 3rd……ahhhhhhhh…

  9. herbiefrog

    …am i missing something ? are we lost ? is there a miranda k or is that mary-kate ? : )))

    [[[[[wh [[quick/…. post…

  10. A Rule Is A Rule

    No visible cornhole = no seed from my penis

  11. Alli Watermelon Mark II

    @ #8

    Yeah she’s hot if your into girls with the body of a 8 year old as seen in her recent photoshoot!

    http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0910/miranda-kerr-bikini-nipple-slip-06.jpg&info=Miranda%20Kerr%20Nipple%20Slip%20Bikini%20Pictures

  12. lostrabbit

    Build a home for your youth in __Sugarloves-COM__!!

  13. Shes making me feel sexually repressed. I’ll eat that star.

  14. spicycy

    looks like a cancer patient?

  15. kitty_kat

    Am I the only one that doesn’t see what’s so great about her?

  16. Freakatron

    Meh. Nice butt, hot pics, and all, but this site is rapidly losing its female viewers interest. Which is pretty fucked up if you think about it, because it’s a pink glittery gossip site.

  17. titsonsnack

    I was just looking at my friend’s Facebook album of her newborn nephew, and his head is shaped just like that.

  18. Jon

    If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

    hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

  19. Jon

    If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

    hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

  20. Jon

    If see’s pics of a toned beauty is depressing the female readership, maybe it’s him to hit the fucking gym ladies. Or at least lay off the creambuns.

    hint – confidence is more attractive then your weight, but a nice figure is good too. And no not skinny fat like Amy Whinehouse (fat and bones, no muscle).

  21. Milandir

    If she were serving soup out of that ass I might be first in line with a spoon

  22. bat man

    Not a fan. She looks like an avatar, only without the cool anti-genocide storyline and cool blue skin tone.

  23. wow

    wow i can’t believe that’s miranda, the make up is so dramatic… interesting. so thin!

  24. Miranda looks amazing! So pretty and natural. But she looks like she is posing so hard she may throw out her back.

  25. lol

    #17, your friend’s nephew’s head is shaped like an ass?

  26. TekMoney

    She’s cute. At least as far as her face goes (the make up really doesn’t help her in these pics, IMO.) Other than that she’s not all that. I’ve seen better bodies on 13 year olds.

    With that said, I still wouldn’t kick her out of the bed though.

  27. Googler

    ugly.

  28. Rex

    That first pic was HOT

  29. ali

    this girl has no ass when she isnt curving her back like a motherfucker

  30. tromba

    OMG! Th

  31. Its a boy/girl/alien in a tutu

    Attractive enough girl and nice photography in a haute fashion kind of way. However, if you consider this sexy then stay away from the middle school….I am not knockin just sayin.

  32. Natalia

    @19
    I think what #16 was getting at was that there’s tons of eye candy for the men to stare at, while the women don’t even get to check out some nice toned man’s badonkadonk…

    But yes, Miranda Kerr is beeaautiful.

  33. Really man she is looking very sexy . She is truly sex bomb. Awesome figure.

  34. [[[[[wh [[quick/…. post…

  35. ohnoes

    she’s very pretty, but I’m disturbed someone who looks like they haven’t been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol

  36. ohnoes

    she’s very pretty, but I’m disturbed someone who looks like they haven’t been through puberty has become such a promanent sex symbol

  37. no idea who she is, but that is a hot pic

  38. Milandir

    #32: if you confuse an appreciation for youthful and fit with some confusion about age, you should look at yourself first. Ms. Kerr is obviously mature, if petite.

  39. Daryl G.

    The star is to fool perverts into clicking further on the superficial’s site.

    “fish,” you really need to pick and choose. One-by-one, you’re revealed as a hack.

    Eventually, that will equal 100%.

  40. Hmmmm

    Why the fuck is there so many eurotrash commenters on this site? Seriously

  41. sameoldsameold

    @41: this is the WOLD WIDE web. Seriously. And we europeans like to be superficial too, sometimes.

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    Thiz zlut is waaay overrated and my puzzy is made of gold, bitchez

  43. See Aliice

    Another Dita wannabe

  44. chopper

    hot body,, but the bride of Frankenstein look is a bit much.

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  46. Jay

    She does have a fantastic body, but wtf is going on with her face in these pics? it doesn’t even look like her….

  47. Smarm

    15. kitty_kat – October 25, 2009 9:23 PM

    Am I the only one that doesn’t see what’s so great about her?

    Yep!

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    FAT!

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