Miranda Kerr gets topless for Catholicism
With all the institutionalized child-fucking going on in the Catholic Church it only makes sense they attempt to market themselves to a new audience. Namely people like me who realize God is just a coping mechanism for death but would throw an infant under a bus just to see some tits. However, if that wasn’t the point of this Miranda Kerr photo shoot, I was nowhere near a nursery today. Or the bus station. In fact, I’ve been watching movies with you all morning. Haha! Remember when Batman punched that guy? That was my favorite part between the hours of 8 and 11 a.m.