With all the institutionalized child-fucking going on in the Catholic Church it only makes sense they attempt to market themselves to a new audience. Namely people like me who realize God is just a coping mechanism for death but would throw an infant under a bus just to see some tits. However, if that wasn’t the point of this Miranda Kerr photo shoot, I was nowhere near a nursery today. Or the bus station. In fact, I’ve been watching movies with you all morning. Haha! Remember when Batman punched that guy? That was my favorite part between the hours of 8 and 11 a.m.
Photos: Numero
HOT!!!
First
second?… ? :S
@ MeMiMy – HaHa loser…not fast enough!
goofy looking slag…
totally going for the “lolita” thing. esp pic 2
dammit!!!
Who the fuck is this skinny, no titty bitch? Am I supposed to get wet off’a this? WTF?
I’m bored with this girls tits already.
Nice tits, but they’ve made her look kinda like that tiger woord porn star – the pointy-headed one.
That’s the most I’ve been turned on by “mostly clothed” photo shoot in a long time..
Love the red miniskirt. I would become a priest if they dressed like that.
Her face looks like Kate Moss in the first pic.
I think I am converting to Catholicism.
I don’t know who this is, but that shouldn’t stop her from getting naked.
This would be very exciting if she actually had tits to show. I am not turned on by moscito bites, otherwise I’d be hot all summer long.
If that’s Miranda Kerr then where’s her ass? She never gets in front of a camera without showing it off.
That’s weird, when did I start masturbating?
Shit, this is enough to make priests want to fuck a woman…
Maybe this is the answer to the international crisis plaguing the church….vinyl miniskirts and heels for all schoolgirls
I need to know where to buy those leggings! SO CUTE!
Sorry but im Miranda Kerr Superfan #1 and that skanky hoe is NOT MK. Looks nothing like her. The fish is taking a page from Fox news with his attention to fact checking >.>
#18 It’s her. Google Miranda Kerr Numero.
Two things here:
1) MK always looks god-awful homely in these arty photoshoots. Either they purposely ugly her up for those, or she’s hella made-up during other shoots and just not that pretty to begin with. I really want to believe the former and not the latter.
2) There was WAY too much effort put into the child molester joke. This site gets harder to read by the day.
I don’t know why but I have a feeling she’s going straight to Hell for this one.For some reason it just doesn’t look to good for her on these risky costumes.
Why does she look so pale and sickly and what’s with the orange hair? FAIL.
tasteless photo shoot. I dare the photog to do a similar shoot with muhammad
Not funny, Fish. Using the term “child fucking” and talking about “throwing an infant under a bus” is crossing a line. I get that this is a site for bikini pictures and penis jokes (and I’m fine with that) but there’s no need to stoop to writing about pedophilia and infanticide. And to all of you who are going to post barely literate comments to me telling me to lighten up, etc., save your breath because I’m not going to bother reading any of the comments that follow.
What manner of homosexual looks at a girls tits and declares that they are bored?
If you guys don’t laugh at this video, there’s something wrong with you.
News reporter gets bit by snake on air-
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/8/29/news-reporter-gets-bitten-by-snake-147826
NIX THE OBNOXIOUS MOVIE ADS OR I START SHOOTING, MOTHERFUCKER!
WTF !!! She looks ugly ! Those hair are not for her ! Catholicist are stupid !
Mmmm… sacrelicious.
I know these kinds of shoots are supposed to be all artsy and shit, but they made her look uglier than normal.
@24 – Go get your meds refilled and then relax.
I’ve met the Fish writer, and he hardly ever abuses children, and rarely throws babies under vehicles.
@24:
So you’re an admitted troll. Why even bother with a site like this? Hoping to find some pedophilia or infanticide? Personally I don’t think there’s much that is funnier than a dead baby joke.
I agree with #24, I’d never throw a perfectly good baby under a bus. They make such good torches it’d be a damn shame to waste one. That baby fat burns so bright. Boy, I’ll tell ya, light the hair then hold’em up by the feet and you’d think you had a Coleman lantern in your hand. Sure, they cry till they burn down a little but all babies cry f’chrissakes. I remember one day when I had three little girls tied up naked in the church basement and, well that’s a story for another day. But they cried too, just like babies. Don’t burn half as well but they cry.
I’ve been learning how to write news stories check this out. @24 says and I quote ” I’m fine with … penis”
Are people supposed to be impressed with these pictures?
@24 Lighten up etc.
Not cool Fish.
Yea Fish, not cool at all.
Yeah, Christianity is all made up. That’s why they had the brilliant idea to make the church female, make believers “brides of Christ” when they die, have no sex in heaven, include a virgin birth that would offend everyone in the middle east, have women as witnesses to the ressurection when at the time they were considered unreliable witnesses, present biblical leaders with their shortcomings, make pleasurable things against the rules (drunkenness, lust, gluttony, etc.), and threaten people with damnation when they die. Yep. Makes perfect sense.
I; however, find this incredibly hilarious!
#24,
Novicenurse,
Polemic is an acceptable form of argument…You used it yourself.
PS. Gotcha!
Holy channeling-Kate-Moss in the first pic! Not only her face, but the pose, the styling, everything in the 1st picture, is so Kate Moss-esque.
I don’t think Miranda Kerr should be a model at all, she’s pretty but for her little, non-voluptuous frame to work for Victoria’s secret as a catalogue or runway model is blasphemous. She should maybe work in Noxema or commercials where the models look like ordinary people. What happened to the days of Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, and Linda Evangelista the three true supermodels.
And the fact that Miranda Kerr is going to be representing the Catholic Church in such a way is insane, when did the Vatican become a Corporation?
“The Catholic Church: We’ve Made a Few Changes.”
The true SUPERmodels
1.Naomi Campbell
2.Linda Evangelista
3.Christy Turlington
4.Cindy Crawford
5. Claudia Schiffer
6.Carla Bruni -I knew her way before anyone, Saw her in 93′ as a little kid, she come on tv and did a monte carlo commercial
7. Karen Mulder -the original Barbie
8. Helena Christenson
9. Kate Moss
10. Beverly Peele
11. Kirsty Hume
12. Nicki Taylor -Easy, Breazy Beautiful Cover Girl -4life
13. Stephanie Seymore
14.Shalom Harlow
15. Amber Valetta
16. Carmen Kass
17. Brigette Hall
18. Kristen Mcmenamy
OH AND *TYRA WISHES. She was a blip promoted by some type of agenda to make actress-like girls be models. Plus she chased modeling, where all the other girls were discovered really young. Like an Agent saw Naomi walking from school at 13 and immediately flew her to France where she did the first ever French Vogue cover -before then there were no black woman on the cover a great feet for someone who is just thirteen.
hi guys
sorry to burst your bubble but this bitch isn’t actually miranda kerr? do any of you even know what she looks like?
way to go
Would have never known it was her if it wasn’t in the title.
A little to much hatred in your commentary – there is a limit to everything and you went well past the funny/not funny line. Not clever, just very base, scraping the bottom. Please reconsider and bring the trajectory upward.
From a long time reader of your site.
A little to much hatred in your commentary – there is a limit to everything and you went well past the funny/not funny line. Not clever, just very base, scraping the bottom. Please reconsider and bring the trajectory upward.
From a long time reader of your site.
WTF did they do to her?? burn off her eyebrows? I hate this shoot