Miranda Kerr gets topless for Orlando Bloom

June 23rd, 2008 // 141 Comments

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless action. I love how she’s using a book to cover her fun parts. When I’m nude it requires the whole Encyclopedia Brittanica to cover my business. You know, once it loaded onto an iPod. I should really turn the AC down in my apartment. Yeah, that’s gotta be it…

NOTE: Pics link to uncensored NSFW versions which include a Miranda Kerr nipple and, for the ladies/Geekologist, an entire Orlando Bloom buttocks. Who loves ya?

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  1. Kiss

    ‘Looks like she has a penis’?? …..Oh yeah I forgot these guys who comment on Fish have never seen a woman naked (or in bikini in real), silly me.

  2. Kiss

    DUH you idiots. The whole purpose of VS is to sell bra’s that make u look a few sizes bigger DUH DUH DUH. Guys are so stupid. It is so easy to fool them MUHAHAHA.

  3. Kiss

    @53: Actually if you are a fit girl, meaning you exercise most all your muscles regulary and you’re in great shape with not a high fat percentage, you will be tighter down there as well since there are also muscles down there. Being promiscuous (slut??? why do you call another woman a slut?) will not change that as fit girls are more elastic and they will be tight again. I know this cuz my bf is huge and I’m ALWAYS too tight, even after 100 times. LOL why am I telling you this? Oh yes, to educate you.

  4. Kiss

    @58: ‘she looks brainy’ Why? cause she is holding a book? LOL!!

  5. Kiss

    @89: ‘is she a woman?’
    You are a moron. So now if a woman has a cup A (like most all VS models and fashion models in general, she isn’t a woman???? Then she can ‘fix’ or ‘correct’ this ‘defect’ by having implants?????

    Please shoot yourself or at least get sterilized. Thank you.

  6. Nicole

    OK I don’t want to hear the “she’s too skinny no boobs gross” comments because y’all think Deanna Pappas is too fat. so what the hell do you want then? Give me a break, this woman is absolutely gorgeous, too. Beauty comes in different shapes.

  7. fubi

    she is always very hot, no matter here or on ……Blackcentury.com………. i read
    many news about her, also her hot pics and videos.

  8. Javi

    I guess I’m a little late to the party, but, for what it’s worth, I’m a girl who is much shorter and not nearly as skinny and I think she’s fucking gorgeous. Also, @ 105…all the models *do* have A cups, which is totally bizarre since most VS bras only come in a B and up…

  9. N'K.

    ID TAP THAT SEXY GUY. :D
    And Im 13… Omg.. LOL.

  10. kitty_kat

    @105-
    I think you need to shoot yourself. You sound like one of those annoying pseudo-intellectual types. Maybe you have tiny saggy boobies like Miranda’s and are therefore a little sensitive?
    Did you even read my posts at all? I SPECIFICALLY said that a woman does not need to be super-curvy to look like a woman. BTW, I find it funny how you immediately focus on breasts. Who says that her cup size is directly related to my thinking she is unfeminine? There’s nothing about her that is remotely feminine. She looks like a little boy in a bikini. No waist, no thighs, that face… ugh!

  11. kitty_kat

    @105-
    I think you need to shoot yourself. You sound like one of those annoying pseudo-intellectual types. Maybe you have tiny saggy boobies like Miranda’s and are therefore a little sensitive?
    Did you even read my posts at all? I SPECIFICALLY said that a woman does not need to be super-curvy to look like a woman. BTW, I find it funny how you immediately focus on breasts. Who says that her cup size is directly related to my thinking she is unfeminine? There’s nothing about her that is remotely feminine. She looks like a little boy in a bikini. No waist, no thighs, that face… ugh!

  12. talan

    It is so funny how biiiiig liar Miranda is. The biggest in the world. She is always talking about “unwanted media attention” for her ( and her boyfriend ex actor Bloom). She wants media and paps to leave them alone. But look at the picture with her ass in the air. She turned her head and she is smiling. She is obviously aware of the paps. She is posing for them. Or, if not, she is smiling to her own ass. Which makes her – out of mind? Crazy? No, she lives for media attention. The biggest fame freak ever.

  13. Brooke

    Oh come on if she didn’t want attention she wouldn’t be dating Orlando Bloom for goodness sakes. Now, she is super thin but she may not be unhealthy. I used to be that thin and no matter what I ate or did I couldn’t gain weight. From a straight girl’s point of view, I think she has a pretty body. Most models these days are required to be thin or else they couldn’t be models, also most modeling agency’s want models not to have big breasts. Her face is okay looking, but she looks a tad like a cabbage patch kid, she’s pretty enough I guess, she’s definitely exotic looking. However, I think Orlando Bloom is gorgeous, I guess it’s just a difference of opinion. I don’t think he is gay. I do think he could afford to hit the gym to get back in shape, not that he is too badly out of shape but his body isn’t what it used to be either. That’s just the facts! Looks like ever since he started dating MK he has been slacking on going to the gym. Some guys prefer super thin girls, but what irritates me is that I read he broke up with Kate Bosworth because she got too thin and now he is dating someone who is just as thin. I liked him better with Kate. I think it is time he find someone besides MK. I think he can do better than her….Oh and his butt looks just great to me, it kinda looks photo shopped though.

  14. Brooke

    Oops in my last post, above I said if she didn’t want attention. I meant to put if she didn’t want media attention.

  15. Brooke

    Also I want to say that not all American’s are over weight. Yes, we have obese people in America, as well as fit and muscular people, and also we do have super thin and anorexic people. All different body types, nationalities, languages, ect. right her in America. I’m tired of everyone assuming because we live in America that we must all be fat rednecks. It is just like the thing about Brits having terrible teeth. I’m smart enough to realize that not all Brits have yellow crooked teeth.

  16. haha

    so much bickering and funny insults, telling each other to “shoot ourselves” and jump off a cliff. america has more food available – so the average weight is higher. in other places people are thinner because food is more expensive. and if you can survive on less food, that is of course better than being a glutton- especially with the production crises in the world. so if you can be happy on a smaller amount of food and are thin, good for you! and if you must buy everything in the supermarket maybe do not degrade others who can practice more self control! it’s better for the planet!

  17. Arwie

    I wouldn’t complain if Orlando walked around like that. He has a totally sexy tushy!

  18. Francesca

    So she needs a nose job AND breast implants!

  19. Zoe

    I dont know what is so good about her anyway.
    She is skin and bones and is NOT good looking either.
    So what has she got that Orland should touch? Oh I forgot her skeleton figure.
    Go and eat a burger Miranda

  20. Zoe

    Yeh, I agree she must be a great dick sucker to have Orlando, she needs some titties for him to suck.

  21. Zoe

    To number 85, get a life, cause you are filth. Who died and made you so perfect. Not all men like skin and bones, you anorexic people are sick

  22. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  23. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  24. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  25. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  26. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  27. She must give Orlando a good cock suck, perhaps that’s why he’s holding on to her.
    Go and eat a pizza you pathetic ugly skeleton

  28. krista

    she looks like pathetic
    having that saggy
    boobs no need to
    have the money she
    has…my mother is
    far more better than her!
    but she might win
    at the miss gay
    contest

  29. mabel

    Um, she’s a model. Nudity isn’t a huge deal.

  30. Maddy

    Hi guys.
    Look, I am just as thin & im 5’7. I eat more than a regular person my age should, but I have a fast matabolism.

    BUT HEY. who gave you the right to judge? you don’t see her leaving comments giving u crap abt your appearance. Just cos she is famous doesn’t mean you have to give her a hard time. She deserves a lot more respect than what she gets, she is equal. And big deal, she dates orlando. She has every right too. ITS CALLED LOVE. so all of you pull your heads in, no one is perfect. I’m sure you have plenty of flaws, so shut the hell up. And she is gorgous! Stupid morons, Grow the hell up.

  31. Maddy

    Hi guys.
    Look, I am just as thin & im 5’7. I eat more than a regular person my age should, but I have a fast matabolism.

    BUT HEY. who gave you the right to judge? you don’t see her leaving comments giving u crap abt your appearance. Just cos she is famous doesn’t mean you have to give her a hard time. She deserves a lot more respect than what she gets, she is equal. And big deal, she dates orlando. She has every right too. ITS CALLED LOVE. so all of you pull your heads in, no one is perfect. I’m sure you have plenty of flaws, so shut the hell up. And she is gorgous! Stupid morons, Grow the hell up.

  32. Maddy

    Hi guys.
    Look, I am just as thin & im 5’7. I eat more than a regular person my age should, but I have a fast matabolism.

    BUT HEY. who gave you the right to judge? you don’t see her leaving comments giving u crap abt your appearance. Just cos she is famous doesn’t mean you have to give her a hard time. She deserves a lot more respect than what she gets, she is equal. And big deal, she dates orlando. She has every right too. ITS CALLED LOVE. so all of you pull your heads in, no one is perfect. I’m sure you have plenty of flaws, so shut the hell up. And she is gorgous! Stupid morons, Grow the hell up.

  33. HMMM

    i wish i could fuck her…. she iz fucking…………cute……….

  34. babe

    Yeah, she is fucking cute. She doesn’t look even slightly like a boy. Ugly face? There is something very wrong with you if you think that.. Too skinny? Not really. She’s a model, she is supposed to be thin, and to be honest she has a fucking hot as body. Her boobs do look surprisingly saggy, but they’re a good size. Mine are a cup smaller actually, I’m an A cup, and believe me that doesn’t make me look like a boy. My boobs are fucking hot.

  35. Zoe

    Number 84, who the hell do you think you are? Brad Pitt?
    Go and take a good long hard look at yourself before you critize anyone. People come in all sorts of sizes.
    Just because someone has some fat does not give you the right to bad mouth them, does it.
    Stick your dick in your mouth, suck it and SHUT UP

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  38. valerie

    They’re totally doing it all day, it’s so obvious

  39. Mikki

    I’d rather see naughty pics of orlando :)

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