Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless action. I love how she’s using a book to cover her fun parts. When I’m nude it requires the whole Encyclopedia Brittanica to cover my business. You know, once it loaded onto an iPod. I should really turn the AC down in my apartment. Yeah, that’s gotta be it…
NOTE: Pics link to uncensored NSFW versions which include a Miranda Kerr nipple and, for the ladies/Geekologist, an entire Orlando Bloom buttocks. Who loves ya?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
sara | June 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
poor nipple, all squished..
HH | June 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
OHHHH MYYY!!
that does it | June 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
That does it, I’m starting my starvation diet today. Damnit.
TOOL | June 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm
She can’t smell.
Miranda aussie | June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Miranda.. this can be a bit damaging to your image.. just a bit
JVM | June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Looks like she’s got a little garden growing under that ‘kini of hers. Still, she’s all kinds of hot.
Que | June 23, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Que thin!
Orlando | June 23, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I love orlando’s tush… LAST PIC
Gia | June 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Jeez, those VS ads are photoshopped big time. I did not recognize her.
Oh by the way, I wish Orlando Bloom would step out of the closet already.
The Geekologie Writer | June 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.
FRIST!!! | June 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm
It’s about time I get a “One For The Ladies” , Jesus, and hey…that is one fine looking ass..
Keep those coming, tired of looking at scrawny sick looking women all day (but don’t get me wrong, no Britney’s cousin, or Latifahs either, please, I just ate)..
ggggggg | June 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm
uhh which one is the dude?
Trover | June 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Juts another flat assed, knobby kneed Brit. Of course, she goes well with Orlando’s flat chest.
EuroNeckPain | June 23, 2008 at 4:31 pm
He has a flat ass and she has flat tits, nice couple.
That's not right | June 23, 2008 at 4:35 pm
See that’s sad. That skinny girl has tiny boobs, and they’re flat & saggy. Awww, Come on honey, you could get inplants and at least have a B cup. God didn’t make you that skinny, you fucked that up. Now please do everyone a favor and get some titties.
Audrey | January 11, 2011 at 11:57 pm
lol, never fails to have a typical jealous fat girl here. awww, come on ‘honey’, her boobs are perky an dperfect and always will be, and yours have been/will be saggy and down to your knees for all your days. J-E-A-L-O-U-S
implants not inplants | June 23, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Idiot. Learn how to type.
Dumdidum | June 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Whaaaaaa!!
Bones and skin, waaay too thin!
sportsdvl | June 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm
She must be a great dick sucker ’cause I’d think Orlando could do better.
Why all the small tit hate? | June 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm
@ 15:
I’m thinking you’ve never seen a naked tit except for your 350lb mom’s.
riz | June 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
god bless you. i hate her, but i will always want to do orlando bloom’s skinny ass. mmmmmmmmmm.
Mick | June 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Her body is perfect!… her face is another story.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | June 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She has an ass made for getting stuffed.
Tom | June 23, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She’s way too fucking skinny. How can people find her hot? She looks like a twelve year old boy, not a woman.
eyepopper | June 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm
All these tossers do is laze about in the sun all day. Put them down a coal mine or get them on a giant treadmill generating electricity. Make them do something useful, for crissake.
B | June 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Did no one else notice the link to the geekologist site? That’s not Geekologie, that’s…something else…
Mink | June 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm
flawless.
FRIST!!! | June 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Geekologie came up for me. I don’t know what is wrong with your computer..
What the fuck is bacon floss??
Kathleen | June 23, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Haha yeah that isn’t the correct link.
She is a little too skinny for my liking but is still attractive.
icepick method | June 23, 2008 at 5:13 pm
image of perfection, aside from the weird stubby forearms.
billy bob | June 23, 2008 at 5:18 pm
she looks like she has a penis.. either that or she’s “stuffing” to make it look like she has an amazon rain forest growing in her crotchular region
Gia | June 23, 2008 at 5:25 pm
If she looks like a 12 yr old boy, then that explains why Orlando hangs around with her. Haha
You know,to each its own. If you like your gals bony or shapely or even big, then who are we to argue.
Im a gal, and I know guys love a gal they can pinch.
Gia | June 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Im a gal, and I know guys love a gal they can punch.
Cherry | June 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm
#13 Miranda Kerr is Australian.
bootlips | June 23, 2008 at 5:44 pm
She’s hot, hot, hot.
ph7 | June 23, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Im a guy and I know guys love a gal they can spin like a top on their spindle without breaking a sweat.
malicious | June 23, 2008 at 5:49 pm
He’s got a girls butt.
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Jeff | June 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm
She’s a pile of bones
Audrey | January 11, 2011 at 11:58 pm
Next to the elephant woman you managaed to get hitched to, maybe.
Cherry | June 23, 2008 at 6:28 pm
These super thin women often remind me of those creepy old-looking children with the special powers in the cartoon Akira. Especially the Olsens.
jane23@ | June 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I know there is a problem when you quickly look at a picture and do the neck retraction in like an , “oohh”/ “eew”
That’s quite sick looking.
I mean it’s just not attractive at all , at least not to me. It actually makes me cringe. Cuz it looks like if you touched her she would break.
Gross oh yea in the VS ads she has hella cleavage, where is it now. The world is lies…liesss
Will | June 23, 2008 at 6:55 pm
does that count as a boob? I mean yes thats a nipple… but I can’t really call that a boob.
temp | June 23, 2008 at 7:00 pm
wait, what the heck, what happened to her boobs?
in VS she always looks like she has huge ones (or at least bigger ones than those).
sure, they probably photoshop and use push up bras, but during the runway shows she still looks decent.
britney's weave | June 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm
@42, took the words right out of my mouth. she looked great at the fashion show. i guess they really pump those bras up.
VISA? | June 23, 2008 at 8:51 pm
dude her and kim kar’dash should meet up some time! wonder how kim feels about a butt-pad-less ass?
anyway why are they both walking around with there shit hangging out…no one need to see that
kily | June 23, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Good news. Btw, I saw her latest video on a perfect single website
*****m u l t i r a c i al l o v e.c o m**** . She looks cute.
Jen | June 23, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Why is she posing for the camera?
Jilly | June 23, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Umm I can’t find this pictures on Bauer-Griffin via a quick search, there hasn’t been a story on Kerr since May. Let me guess, you couldn’t wait for her to show of her body again so you picked out the super old pictures? Lovely.
jessica | June 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm
wait, what the heck, what happened to her boobs?
in VS she always looks like she has huge ones (or at least bigger ones than those).
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ldsqtbea | June 23, 2008 at 9:38 pm
she looks good :)
petty | June 23, 2008 at 9:45 pm
she looks gorgeous