Miranda Kerr gets nude for Rolling Stone

- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there’s nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What’s her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]

- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn’t the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn’t have happened. Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain’s Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]

- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop – that looks like it’s touching itself. You can’t make this stuff up. [Just Jared]