- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there’s nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What’s her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]
- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn’t the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn’t have happened. Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]
- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain’s Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]
- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop – that looks like it’s touching itself. You can’t make this stuff up. [Just Jared]
Shawna | June 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
hi.
Ricor | June 1, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Wow, fantastic
i'll buy it for my kid | June 1, 2009 at 5:33 pm
A Cabbage Patch.
cherry | June 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm
What? Do eco warriors chain themselves to concrete pillars now? Nooooooo its a living thing!!!
Diane Lane's mom | June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Diane Lane was nominated for an Oscar – Unfaithful
Diane Lane's mom | June 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Diane Lane was nominated for an Oscar… Unfaithful
Niki | June 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
-Wow, her head is even smaller than Madonnas
Darth | June 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm
That’s quite nude.Is there anybody who has a key for me?
Photoshop Police | June 1, 2009 at 5:43 pm
too much smoothing of the skin texture in photoshop.
eyes over-whitened
DO OVER!
Kathleen | June 1, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Vanessa Hudgens does look gorgeous…
Megan Fox, on the other hand…
CAN SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE COMMENT ON HOW UGLY HER SLICKED BACK HAIR LOOKS?!
It’s hideous! She didn’t look pretty at all
winnie the pooh | June 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm
#10 I think she was going for what she thought was the sexy just-got-out-of-the-shower look, but ended up looking like she’d styled her hair with cooking oil. Or not showered for a week.
Richard McBeef | June 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
i wish i had her skull for study. There is something off with the shape of her head and face. her left arm is really awkward.
i’d still hit it though.
ugh | June 1, 2009 at 6:14 pm
#10
wrong comment section dillweed! vanessa could stand to get a nose job.
The Listener | June 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Miranda’s naked and pretty. That’s nice.
Megan Fox’s facial expression in public frequently looks like she’s irritated by people (unless she’s in a photo for a magazine or acting for a film.)
Vanessa looked pretty last night as usual. I’ve seen her in a few photos when the paparazzi caught her without makeup. Even then, she looks good.
Yeah | June 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Hudgkins looks like an escapee from the pages of ElfQuest.
ROUGH daddy | June 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm
13 & 15 = Zac Effedface
ugh | June 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Vanessa looks more like a pug dog to me, woof woof. Anyways, this comment section isn’t even about her. But yea, that girl is straight ass.
Me | June 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm
didn’t I just get a RS issue with a naked Lady GaGa? Did they get too many complaints and decide to put another one out a week early??
the hotness | June 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm
What the hell is a Josh Brolin and what in the universe would Diane Lane be doing with it? Diane Lane is freakin’ hot. Toss that trash to the curb if that’s true.
jen | June 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Waaay to much airbrushing on that picture…not very natural…Ms. Eco
Jibbly Biggins | June 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm
She looks too thin, with kinda weird hips and an excessively long ribcage….looks super weird…
And there is way too much airbrushing. Perhaps this makes her look like a ghost.
Her normal photos in a bikini (without Photoshop!) look so much better, and more healthy.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 1, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Susan Boyle is a pain in the ass, only knows two songs and does them in an average manner at best, and I’m glad her fifteen minutes are up.
webterractive | June 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Today is a tree tomorrow it will be a rest home for pirates. Celebrities/models all need to find some sort of niche to belong to. Thank God there aren’t over-reaching laws requiring regular people to belong to a certain group for some cause or else I’d have to off myself.
pappy smeary | June 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
if i knew where that tree was i would eat the bark
does anyone know where that tree is?
B | June 2, 2009 at 12:07 am
“Nude” implies nudity. Much like “topless” implies nipple. “Wearing nothing but showing no more skin than a bikini” is NOT “nude”!
gerard vandenberg | June 2, 2009 at 1:49 am
be honest: IS THIS NUDE IN AMERICA?
(pffffffffffff, damn prudish people over there)
sickitten | June 2, 2009 at 3:47 am
Nice try on this Plain Jane.
sickitten | June 2, 2009 at 3:47 am
Nice try on this Plain Jane.
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mikeock | June 2, 2009 at 7:16 am
i’d like to smell her hand, please.
Megan | June 2, 2009 at 10:13 am
Why the hell is every picture of this girl photoshopped to hell? I have no idea if she’s even a real person. I think they just fucking start from scratch and draw some weird alien head on some anorexic boy’s body and draw in some tits. She doesn’t look like anything human or sexy at all. That dancer woman looks way better.
LongDongBlackKong | June 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
This girl is the perfect candidate for big black meat deep inside her.
twilight fan | June 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm
OMG she is so beautiful.
32gb ssd | January 7, 2010 at 5:21 am
Covering herself with her hands doesn’t count for going nude. A swimming suit show the same amount…..this is no big deal. Now if she removed her hands and showed us the goods then it would count. Buried for false advertising…..
twilight fan | May 19, 2010 at 12:21 am
i’m a fag.