Miranda Kerr gets nude for Rolling Stone

June 1st, 2009 // 35 Comments

- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there’s nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What’s her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]

- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn’t the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn’t have happened. Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain’s Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]

- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop – that looks like it’s touching itself. You can’t make this stuff up. [Just Jared]

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  1. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Susan Boyle is a pain in the ass, only knows two songs and does them in an average manner at best, and I’m glad her fifteen minutes are up.

  2. webterractive

    Today is a tree tomorrow it will be a rest home for pirates. Celebrities/models all need to find some sort of niche to belong to. Thank God there aren’t over-reaching laws requiring regular people to belong to a certain group for some cause or else I’d have to off myself.

  3. pappy smeary

    if i knew where that tree was i would eat the bark

    does anyone know where that tree is?

  4. B

    “Nude” implies nudity. Much like “topless” implies nipple. “Wearing nothing but showing no more skin than a bikini” is NOT “nude”!

  5. be honest: IS THIS NUDE IN AMERICA?
    (pffffffffffff, damn prudish people over there)

  6. Nice try on this Plain Jane.

  7. Nice try on this Plain Jane.

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  9. mikeock

    i’d like to smell her hand, please.

  10. Megan

    Why the hell is every picture of this girl photoshopped to hell? I have no idea if she’s even a real person. I think they just fucking start from scratch and draw some weird alien head on some anorexic boy’s body and draw in some tits. She doesn’t look like anything human or sexy at all. That dancer woman looks way better.

  11. LongDongBlackKong

    This girl is the perfect candidate for big black meat deep inside her.

  12. OMG she is so beautiful.

  13. Covering herself with her hands doesn’t count for going nude. A swimming suit show the same amount…..this is no big deal. Now if she removed her hands and showed us the goods then it would count. Buried for false advertising…..

  14. twilight fan

    i’m a fag.

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