Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

The Superficial / September 9, 2009

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]

- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won’t believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]

- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]

- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]

- Rosie O’Donnell and Star Jones are saying “Fuck you, Barbara Walters” by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]

- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson’s baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]

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